Rihanna & Chris Brown sex tape rumor: That only took 4-5 weeks

March 19th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Because nothing goes better with a domestic violence story than a sex tape rumor, Star is reporting/ that Rihanna and Chris Brown made some “home movies” that she’s worried about being leaked to the media now that they’re on a break:

We report that Rihanna allowed Chris to record some of their, um, intimate moments and — she worries that the racy tapes could ruin her — especially after seeing how quickly Chris turned on her once before.
“Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality,” a source tells Star. “But she’d be mortified if her friends and family found this out!”
Insiders say Rihanna is still emotionally fragile and vulnerable since the Feb. 8 assault that left her nearly unconscious.

You know what this story is missing? Bat-boy. Maybe I’m just a sucker for good, old-fashioned journalism, but where was he the night of February 8? The shocking truth and more after I smoke all this weed because I’m pretty sure that’s how Star does it.


  1. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    I can go to the zoo to watch monkeys fuck, or I can just look at my tax withholding every paycheck and see how that monkey in the white house is fucking me.

  2. my comment

    Why is she being ‘helped’ into a car? Is she completely retarded?



    that didnt take but about 45 mins to hit the street after the rumor started.

    Thank me later kiddos…Uncle Mikey can find it faster than anyone!

  4. Bianca

    why date him??????? he’s shit!
    1. obviously reasons.. he beats u up
    2. he’s not even hot
    3. he’s not that rich, she’s richer
    4. theres plenty of hot, nice guys around that im sure would date rihanna
    5. if she dumps him, her career would most likely sky rocket.. heloo nicole kidman & tom cruise

  5. 1 MILF Hunter

    Does she get pissed on? Fisted? If not, it’s not worth watching.

  6. Ryan the Canadian

    The fat sweaty guy in pic 1 is eyeballing her tits like they’re Honey Glazed Donuts. If you post on here stating he is looking elsewhere, you are wrong. He is fat, sweaty (pathetic) and eyeballing her tits like they are Honey Glazed Donuts…..

  7. Great White Hunter

    I say good men, when is the season for hunting the North American Street Ape here in these states? Sounds like jolly good fun!

  8. linda

    SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from ___S e e k r i c h — c o m___it is a hot community for rich singles to meet for sharing.

  9. Daniel Carver

    That video is old news; it\’s been available online for quite some time now.


  10. Yikes

    Man, Chris really beat the ugly into that broad. I heard she used to be attractive. Brown must have employed a Number 9 Ugly Club to lay level of nasty on to her face. Eeeewwwww!

  11. Lame Required

    Nobody wants to see Chris B.’s average penis. That’s the reason why he beat her up. Can’t fuck her good – fist her good instead! Haha.

  12. majeeda

    I think she wouldn`t want it to leak because she probably did some pretty sexual things to him.

  13. majeeda

    first of all whoever says chris brown ain`t hot lied

  14. well i think they need a break from every one because they just got out of dealing with rihana getting beat up by chris so yea they pretty much do.and i think it’s realy great that they are back together again.

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