Rihanna & Chris Brown married?

March 4th, 2009 // 124 Comments

Here’s the most believable news ever: Rihanna and Chris Brown are married, according to Star:

“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!

Well, she already took him back and as I always say despite it usually ending in divorce and/or sexual harassment litigation, “When you’ve dug yourself a hole, the best thing to do is keep digging until the shovel hits you in the face.” Which, let’s be frank, is a likely scenario for these two.

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  1. Darth

    Were there humans who were thinking about something else?Get some grip and a life!

  2. Charles

    Rihanna looks like a little five year old boy from 1950s, like the sort you’d see in an old Coca-Cola ad. There’s just something very boy-like about her head…

  3. Jas

    I Don’t Believe this story. I don’t read any of those magazines anyways, but if it true, Rihanna will be a daily punching bag for Chris. If this is an accurate than maybe his in-laws will be happier if he gets sentenced to prison for long time. If she gets beat up again it will definitely be her fault because she went back to this dush bag loser.

  4. sin

    Chris Brown has the perfect woman in Rhianna. She make more money than him. Looks great and is still very young. He can beat the shit out of her whenever he wants and she does not go to the cops or even leave him.
    Now if she sucks and fucks like the jungle bunny she is, she is perfect for that no talent hack.

    come on guys, who would not want a slut like that? Even some of the women here would like that.

  5. Raz

    It’s all up to Chris and Rihanna and
    this could be a change for the better for both
    especially if they did indeed get married.

    I certainly wish them well and hope they will
    prove everyone who is negative wrong.

    Raz
    http://www.buzzondemand.blogspot.com

  6. Old man in a thong

    Did you guys stop to think that maybe after the beating she took that maybe now she has brain damage?

  7. Janine

    Well, if this is true then great, now she can pop out some babies and he can beat the shit out of them too. Good thinking Rihanna!

  8. Smeed

    It’s like a re-run of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Sickening. She’s stupid and he’s a loser.

  9. Has this been confirmed? I haven’t heard anything else about it….

  10. you fucking dumbshit americans that knows nothing… just talking about stupid things that doesnt even make sense… just crap! you are the fucking retarded mokeys!!! and you MASSA #18 are the biggest ape!!!

  11. Another Rumor

    Rihanna is PREGNANT..!/?

  12. mo

    Maybe theres two stories we all know how us woman can act when we dont want a man to leave us.. We do whatEVER we have to do to keep him.. This just shows that we the public rush to judgement I wasnt there and I doudt those who call Rihanna dumb for taking him back were either so all I can say is I hope the best for them its just bad Chris is paying the price…GUILTY!!! INTILL PROVEN INNOCENT!!!

  13. modelK

    Massa…..whatever ur name is ……u r so racist…….it does not have nothing to do with race white people hit their girlfriends 2 and they go back with them in less than a week…….so don’t be posting your racist comment on this page….they are some really smart black people ……duhhhhhh our president is black what do u say about that……..stupid racist bitch……..go fuck yourself

  14. bytch im wifey

    rihannaz a dumb bytch. i dont even care if she diez eitha ;) good enuf 4 that ugly slut, she deserved it. Chris is 2 good 4 her

  15. bytch im wifey

    rihannaz a dumb bytch. i dont even care if she diez eitha ;) good enuf 4 that ugly slut, she deserved it. Chris is 2 good 4 her

  16. lorena

    seriously, this chick suffers of retardation, why would a girl marry a guy who beats her up, when they are still no married, she is so stupid, i hope she enjoys all the punches that are to come, lol…..

  17. SHOUT THE F*** UP

    I KNOW YOU ALL ARE LIKE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT C AND R BUT YOU DONT KNOW EITHER ONE OF THEM YOU DONT KNOW HOW THEY FEEL AND YOU R NOT IN THEIR SUTUATION AT THIS TIME I THINK THAT U GUYS SHOULD GET A LIFE AND THANK GOD THAT U R ALIVE EACH AND EVERY DAY INSTEAD OF BASHING THE YOUNG STARS U SHOULD BE GIVING ADV OR PREAYING FOR THEM. I WISH C AND R THE BEST OF LUCK AND UNDERSTANDING FOR THE BOTH OF THEM I THINK U HATERS AND RUDE PEOPLE SHOULD MYOB. AS FAR AS IM CONCERN IF THEY R BACK TOGETHER CHRIS HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON WITH FACING CHARGES AND RIHANNA IS A STRONG WOMAN FOR BEING ABLE TO FACE THE PUBLICE RIDICULE THAT PEOPLE LIKE U GIVE HER. U GUYS KNOW THAT IF C OR R CAME OUT WITH A SONG TODAY OR TMORROW THAT U GUYS WOULD LIKE IT. SO LEAVE THEM ALONE IN THEIR PRIVATE LIFE.

    TO C AND R

    I ALWAYS WILL B YOUR FAN GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS

    Massa’ U R SUCM
    WHAT YEAR WERE U BORN IN THIS IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND KNOW THAT U LIVE IN THE USA. TODAY 2009–

    Farm animals aren’t legally allowed to be “married”, so this story is complete bullshit. The male negro monkey abandons the female negro monkey right after conception anyway.

    BLACK IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ALIVE AND BEAUTIFUL

  18. carlita

    en verdad yo creo que hacen buyena pareja pero x q reacciono asi brown por que rihanna se lo merecia ella lo enfado y hay esta pero ojala q no buelva a pasar bueno este es mi correo ok carlita_tumamitaxsiempre@hotmail.com

  19. carlita

    en verdad yo creo que hacen buyena pareja pero x q reacciono asi brown por que rihanna se lo merecia ella lo enfado y hay esta pero ojala q no buelva a pasar bueno este es mi correo ok carlita_tumamitaxsiempre@hotmail.com

  20. salahuddin

    i like u

  21. brittany

    I think chris brown should have went to jail for a long time.And i don’t know why rihanna is being so dume going back with chris brown i think rihanna is a bitch and a hoe.Jaime is telling the truth that rihanna gets retarded everyday.But rihanna doesn’t think well because if she thought well than she would have made the right choice.But she didn’t make the right choice.And i think rihanna should go to the store and buy her lots of makeup because she is going to have so many black eyes.And she is going to be crying like a little baby when chris brown beats her.Then thats when shes going to learn her lesson about making the wrong choices.

  22. brittany

    I think chris brown should have went to jail for a long time.And i don’t know why rihanna is being so dume going back with chris brown i think rihanna is a bitch and a hoe.Jaime is telling the truth that rihanna gets retarded everyday.But rihanna doesn’t think well because if she thought well than she would have made the right choice.But she didn’t make the right choice.And i think rihanna should go to the store and buy her lots of makeup because she is going to have so many black eyes.And she is going to be crying like a little baby when chris brown beats her.Then thats when shes going to learn her lesson about making the wrong choices.

  23. Rhianna passionate love sees as a sign of getting punched. Looks like he has found heaven on earth. That’s the sound of heels in love with him on the head, while he along with his fists her (using heels in love with the idea on its head). Some people have to learn the hard way, I think.

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