Rihanna & Chris Brown married?

The Superficial / March 4, 2009

Here’s the most believable news ever: Rihanna and Chris Brown are married, according to Star:

“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.'”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!

Well, she already took him back and as I always say despite it usually ending in divorce and/or sexual harassment litigation, “When you’ve dug yourself a hole, the best thing to do is keep digging until the shovel hits you in the face.” Which, let’s be frank, is a likely scenario for these two.

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