Here’s the latest info on Rihanna & Chris Brown as it steamrolls in:
- Rihanna is providing “ongoing cooperation” with police to build a case against Chris Brown. That probably means they’re not getting back together. [LA Times]
- Chris Brown “knocked around” Rihanna and she needed medical attention, a friend of the couple confirmed. The District Attorney’s office may file additional charges Wednesday or Thursday. [People]
- The “Got Milk” People have dropped Chris’s ad from their website and ended his campaign. For those keeping score at home that’s gum, milk and basketball who now hate Chris Brown. Next stop: Shoes. [TMZ]
- Kanye West and T.I. have weighed in on the situation. T.I. spoke to Chris Brown who is “cool” but “concerned” about the situation, while Kanye calls Rihanna his “baby sis” and “will do anything to help her.” Which apparently includes not blogging about in all caps. I’m as shocked as you are. [E! News]
NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D
chadisrad | February 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
lame
Alexandra | February 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm
first
CandyO | February 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Have fun in jail woman beater!
OJ's Mom | February 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Good thing none of the B.P.’s can use a computer…
CandyO | February 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Have fun in jail woman beater!
cowcat | February 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Nice! You’re the best, Superfish!
Morganzola | February 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
If I weren’t a lesbian I’d marry you, Superficial Writer!
Your_a_snooty_booty | February 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Damn… I still had hopes that they would get back together…
Your_a_snooty_booty | February 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Damn… I still had hopes that they would get back together…
takashimiike | February 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
“NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D”
Thank you for noticing the silly racism and taking action. Yesterday was a disaster.
Morganzola | February 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Then I’d cheat on you with Geekologie Writer.
LMAO!!! | February 10, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Black Panthers don’t know how to use computers!
CasualEncountersBlog | February 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I hope he gets what’s coming to him. I have serious issues with his cap. Like SERIOUS, MAJOR issues that I just don’t even want to discuss.
Okay so now I’m crying. You all made me cry. Catch you later, BASTARDS.
Black Panther | February 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Hey, don’t drag us into this. She looks like a tranny and he’s gay – have you already forgotten the way we voted on Proposition 8 in California?
It's Me Fuckers | February 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm
This cocksucker must be so stupid to think he can knock her around and that no one would notice. I hope he goes to jail so they turn his asshole into a manhole.
Jesse | February 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I’ve had many educational discussions with black folks. Right after a nice asphalt surfing session behind my Ford F-150.
Alex | February 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Nice, you rock SW! Not only Black Panthers, there’s a whole lot of pissed off women out there with the power to break some jaws that would love to see the comments some of the mysoginistic fucks left there.
steve | February 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Here’s what a Black Panther would say: “Bitch was askin’ for it.”
Bi Sexual | February 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Hey Black Panther!
If she’s a tranny, then I must be gay too!
Yum-mo
havoc | February 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Black Panthers?
You don’t mean the actual big cats do you? Cause I’m thinking IP addresses are a little outside their, you know, species.
I could be wrong….
.
lloyd johnson | February 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Who knew such a delicious stew was brewing!
hmmm lets look at the ingredients:
1) 19yo insecure boy
2) 18yo slutty girl
3) lots and lots of money
4) no supervision
5) alcohol/drugs
now let that simmer and wait for the OD,STD, and violence to happen.
jimmy | February 10, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Yeahhhhhh, um, why is it that the Blacks are the first ones to play the race card? We don’t owe you shit. Knock the chip off of your shoulder.
combustion8 | February 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm
bring it on panthers!!!
Eric | February 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm
“Rihanna is providing “ongoing cooperation” with police”
They’re probably videotaping the interviews. I bet the person doing the taping is getting seasick trying to keep her in focus during all the side-to-side head bobbing and finger waving.
havoc | February 10, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Oh….The Black Panthers.
Like the guys from the Forrest Gump movie.
Cool….
.
Sauron | February 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
These are teenagers,aren’t they?
lloyd johnson | February 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
jimmy-
what are you talking about? I think you are the one “playing the race card” by assuming someone is crying racism. Finish your homework and leave the discussion for the adults.
Dëlgo | February 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Black Panther? I prefer En Sabah Nur.
p0nk | February 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
you know fish, instead of the BS threats you could actually do something like, i don’t know, make people register to post comments, so that you could ban IP addresses. crazy thought eh?
could reduce the spammers (including todders) and maybe even Binky would fear some sort of conspiracy behind it.
lots of potential win. only loss is your advertising revenue… oh snap!
ForbesMostWanted | February 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@ 22
Are you an idiot? What does that have to do with anything at all?
Fiz | February 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Thanks Fish! I had been hesitant to read the comments on this article all day because I knew there would be silly and cheap racist comments. Just because we clown on people doesn’t mean this comment board should welcome racism. I used to have a cougarly crush on Chris Brown but not anymore! Chris Brown is a PUSSY!
UltraSly | February 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“You don’t mean the actual big cats do you? Cause I’m thinking IP addresses are a little outside their, you know, species” Bwahahah! …more…please more…
Lowlands | February 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I’ve missed binky and jrz.Where are my bitches?!
M | February 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm
aaaand, now the conservative part of the country realizes that michael phelps hitting the bong was no big deal.
fish | February 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm
dunno, p0nk, that seems like a lot of work and this place makes money no matter what i do.
Valerie | February 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm
“hmmm lets look at the ingredients:
1) 19yo insecure boy
2) 18yo slutty girl
3) lots and lots of money
4) no supervision
5) alcohol/drugs”
She’s 20, not 18.
Jessica | February 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D
YEAH!!! I KNEW I LOVED YOU FOR MORE THAN YOUR WITTY WRITING!!!!
Kimberly | February 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I really don’t understand how little ol’ Chris Brown was able beat up Rihanna. Isn’t she taller than him? She could crush his head between her thighs.
And, I respect freedom of speech.
authorego | February 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
“cool but concerned”? WTF “baby sis”? If that were me, one of my brothers would have already beat the black off of him.
What is that one-celled amoeba attitude that it’s OK to beat a woman? That prison mentality is keeping black women with low self-esteem and trapped in a dead end relationship where they are being badly used. Those women need to trade up on a newer model.
I hope Rihanna dates a chinese guy next, marries him and has three kids.
Andy | February 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm
The ip addresses threat is pretty funny. It’s like saying you forwarded nude pictures of somebody’s girlfriend to Tom Cruise.
lisa | February 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
agree with #17.
Huey P. Newton | February 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
KEEP BUYN THEIR RECORDS YOU SELF GUILT INFLICTED WHITES LOL!!!!!!1
AND YOU CALL US DUMB
Jake | February 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm
We need to hold off on judging prematurely. If he had to ask her to do something twice and she still didn’t do it, he can’t be charged with anything.
samsonite | February 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@ havoc #20 & #25
Are you fucking kidding? First off, you thought Fish’s Black Panther reference was literally about the cat? And then you only realize what he’s talking about because of Forrest Gump?
I can only hope you were being sarcastic or that you’re in eighth grade. If not, I recommend that you get your knowledge of history from something other than mainstream cinema. Read a book. Watch a documentary. You’ll likely embarrass yourself far less often if you do.
Frank | February 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Chris Brown is here to kick ass and chew Doublemint gum! On Sunday night he was all out of Doublemint.
Dëlgo | February 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
agree with #17. but not #41.
Mercedes | February 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I happ’n to bee a memba ov da black panthers. Allz I hads to du wuz sucka punch an old ladi in da face to get in. My peeps nowz how to treet our queens. Da black man invented everyding in da world. We our da chosen peeps.
Dr. Phil | February 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
He could only have made her less ugly.
bootlips | February 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Q: How do you know if a negro was using your computer?
A: It’s not there.
havoc | February 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Hey samsonite, go fuck your bearded dragon.