Rihanna & Chris Brown have stuff happen to them

February 10th, 2009 // 160 Comments

Here’s the latest info on Rihanna & Chris Brown as it steamrolls in:

- Rihanna is providing “ongoing cooperation” with police to build a case against Chris Brown. That probably means they’re not getting back together. [LA Times]

- Chris Brown “knocked around” Rihanna and she needed medical attention, a friend of the couple confirmed. The District Attorney’s office may file additional charges Wednesday or Thursday. [People]

- The “Got Milk” People have dropped Chris’s ad from their website and ended his campaign. For those keeping score at home that’s gum, milk and basketball who now hate Chris Brown. Next stop: Shoes. [TMZ]

- Kanye West and T.I. have weighed in on the situation. T.I. spoke to Chris Brown who is “cool” but “concerned” about the situation, while Kanye calls Rihanna his “baby sis” and “will do anything to help her.” Which apparently includes not blogging about in all caps. I’m as shocked as you are. [E! News]

NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D

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  1. chadisrad

    lame

  2. Alexandra

    first

  3. CandyO

    Have fun in jail woman beater!

  4. OJ's Mom

    Good thing none of the B.P.’s can use a computer…

  5. CandyO

    Have fun in jail woman beater!

  6. Nice! You’re the best, Superfish!

  7. Morganzola

    If I weren’t a lesbian I’d marry you, Superficial Writer!

  8. Damn… I still had hopes that they would get back together…

  9. Damn… I still had hopes that they would get back together…

  10. “NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D”

    Thank you for noticing the silly racism and taking action. Yesterday was a disaster.

  11. Morganzola

    Then I’d cheat on you with Geekologie Writer.

  12. LMAO!!!

    Black Panthers don’t know how to use computers!

  13. I hope he gets what’s coming to him. I have serious issues with his cap. Like SERIOUS, MAJOR issues that I just don’t even want to discuss.

    Okay so now I’m crying. You all made me cry. Catch you later, BASTARDS.

  14. Black Panther

    Hey, don’t drag us into this. She looks like a tranny and he’s gay – have you already forgotten the way we voted on Proposition 8 in California?

  15. It's Me Fuckers

    This cocksucker must be so stupid to think he can knock her around and that no one would notice. I hope he goes to jail so they turn his asshole into a manhole.

  16. Jesse

    I’ve had many educational discussions with black folks. Right after a nice asphalt surfing session behind my Ford F-150.

  17. Alex

    Nice, you rock SW! Not only Black Panthers, there’s a whole lot of pissed off women out there with the power to break some jaws that would love to see the comments some of the mysoginistic fucks left there.

  18. steve

    Here’s what a Black Panther would say: “Bitch was askin’ for it.”

  19. Bi Sexual

    Hey Black Panther!

    If she’s a tranny, then I must be gay too!

    Yum-mo

  20. havoc

    Black Panthers?

    You don’t mean the actual big cats do you? Cause I’m thinking IP addresses are a little outside their, you know, species.

    I could be wrong….

    .

  21. lloyd johnson

    Who knew such a delicious stew was brewing!

    hmmm lets look at the ingredients:
    1) 19yo insecure boy
    2) 18yo slutty girl
    3) lots and lots of money
    4) no supervision
    5) alcohol/drugs

    now let that simmer and wait for the OD,STD, and violence to happen.

  22. jimmy

    Yeahhhhhh, um, why is it that the Blacks are the first ones to play the race card? We don’t owe you shit. Knock the chip off of your shoulder.

  23. combustion8

    bring it on panthers!!!

  24. Eric

    “Rihanna is providing “ongoing cooperation” with police”

    They’re probably videotaping the interviews. I bet the person doing the taping is getting seasick trying to keep her in focus during all the side-to-side head bobbing and finger waving.

  25. havoc

    Oh….The Black Panthers.

    Like the guys from the Forrest Gump movie.

    Cool….

    .

  26. Sauron

    These are teenagers,aren’t they?

  27. lloyd johnson

    jimmy-

    what are you talking about? I think you are the one “playing the race card” by assuming someone is crying racism. Finish your homework and leave the discussion for the adults.

  28. Dëlgo

    Black Panther? I prefer En Sabah Nur.

  29. p0nk

    you know fish, instead of the BS threats you could actually do something like, i don’t know, make people register to post comments, so that you could ban IP addresses. crazy thought eh?

    could reduce the spammers (including todders) and maybe even Binky would fear some sort of conspiracy behind it.

    lots of potential win. only loss is your advertising revenue… oh snap!

  30. ForbesMostWanted

    @ 22

    Are you an idiot? What does that have to do with anything at all?

  31. Fiz

    Thanks Fish! I had been hesitant to read the comments on this article all day because I knew there would be silly and cheap racist comments. Just because we clown on people doesn’t mean this comment board should welcome racism. I used to have a cougarly crush on Chris Brown but not anymore! Chris Brown is a PUSSY!

  32. “You don’t mean the actual big cats do you? Cause I’m thinking IP addresses are a little outside their, you know, species” Bwahahah! …more…please more…

  33. Lowlands

    I’ve missed binky and jrz.Where are my bitches?!

  34. M

    aaaand, now the conservative part of the country realizes that michael phelps hitting the bong was no big deal.

  35. fish

    dunno, p0nk, that seems like a lot of work and this place makes money no matter what i do.

  36. Valerie

    “hmmm lets look at the ingredients:
    1) 19yo insecure boy
    2) 18yo slutty girl
    3) lots and lots of money
    4) no supervision
    5) alcohol/drugs”

    She’s 20, not 18.

  37. Jessica

    NOTE: Encouraged by the “spirited” discussion in the threads, I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding certain commenters’ IP addresses to the Black Panthers in hopes that you can have an educational, face-to-face conversation about race relations. Merry Christmas! :D

    YEAH!!! I KNEW I LOVED YOU FOR MORE THAN YOUR WITTY WRITING!!!!

  38. Kimberly

    I really don’t understand how little ol’ Chris Brown was able beat up Rihanna. Isn’t she taller than him? She could crush his head between her thighs.

    And, I respect freedom of speech.

  39. authorego

    “cool but concerned”? WTF “baby sis”? If that were me, one of my brothers would have already beat the black off of him.

    What is that one-celled amoeba attitude that it’s OK to beat a woman? That prison mentality is keeping black women with low self-esteem and trapped in a dead end relationship where they are being badly used. Those women need to trade up on a newer model.

    I hope Rihanna dates a chinese guy next, marries him and has three kids.

  40. Andy

    The ip addresses threat is pretty funny. It’s like saying you forwarded nude pictures of somebody’s girlfriend to Tom Cruise.

  41. lisa

    agree with #17.

  42. Huey P. Newton

    KEEP BUYN THEIR RECORDS YOU SELF GUILT INFLICTED WHITES LOL!!!!!!1
    AND YOU CALL US DUMB

  43. Jake

    We need to hold off on judging prematurely. If he had to ask her to do something twice and she still didn’t do it, he can’t be charged with anything.

  44. samsonite

    @ havoc #20 & #25

    Are you fucking kidding? First off, you thought Fish’s Black Panther reference was literally about the cat? And then you only realize what he’s talking about because of Forrest Gump?

    I can only hope you were being sarcastic or that you’re in eighth grade. If not, I recommend that you get your knowledge of history from something other than mainstream cinema. Read a book. Watch a documentary. You’ll likely embarrass yourself far less often if you do.

  45. Frank

    Chris Brown is here to kick ass and chew Doublemint gum! On Sunday night he was all out of Doublemint.

  46. Dëlgo

    agree with #17. but not #41.

  47. Mercedes

    I happ’n to bee a memba ov da black panthers. Allz I hads to du wuz sucka punch an old ladi in da face to get in. My peeps nowz how to treet our queens. Da black man invented everyding in da world. We our da chosen peeps.

  48. Dr. Phil

    He could only have made her less ugly.

  49. bootlips

    Q: How do you know if a negro was using your computer?

    A: It’s not there.

  50. havoc

    Hey samsonite, go fuck your bearded dragon.

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