Rihanna & Chris Brown have a violent past. No way.

The Superficial / August 26, 2009

While Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday to five years probation that stipulates he does not contact Rihanna during that time, court documents reveal that the two have an abusive relationship. People reports:

The “Umbrella” singer allegedly slapped Brown in a heated argument three months prior to the February incident, according to Brown’s probation review released Tuesday.
In that previous fight, which occurred in Europe, Brown responded by pushing Rihanna into a wall, the documents say. The couple “were involved in a verbal dispute and [she] slapped [him].” Brown “responded by shoving her into a wall.”
A second fight occurred about three weeks prior to the Feb. 8 incident.
Brown and Rihanna “were visiting Barbados and were driving a Range Rover loaned to them,” according to the documents. “They had an argument inside the car. [Brown] exited and broke the front driver and passenger side windows of the car. No one was injured during the incident.”
The documents also reveal that in the Feb. 8 incident, which began after Brown allegedly received a text message from a previous lover, that Rihanna “said she became ‘enraged’ and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard,” which led to Brown pulling the Lamborghini over and trying to force her out, which escalated into a physical fight.

You know what’s the most fucked up part of all this? Chris Brown is smiling during his domestic abuse sentencing. Smiling. Maybe while you’re being sentenced for beating the shit out of a woman, you shouldn’t be daydreaming about how many Ferraris you’re going to encrust with diamonds when you get home. No, really, I’m surprised Chris Brown didn’t start fanning hundred dollar bills and drinking out of a goblet. Why half-ass it?

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