Rihanna can’t quit Chris Brown

April 21st, 2009 // 19 Comments

- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won’t because I’m a gentleman – which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam]

- Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that’s why he said all that crazy Miley Cyrus shit. Here I thought it was because of a sincere desire to see some Hannah boob. You deceived me, Jamie Foxx! [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take Zahara and Shiloh grocery shopping. Meanwhile, the other children are each given knives and trapped in the basement with a rat. — Ha, I’m joking. They had guns. [Just Jared]

- Snoop Dogg gets his own wax statue at Madame Tussaud’s in Vegas. In preparation for her next trip to Sin City, Britney Spears has been informed its not made of chocolate. Good luck with that. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Tony Romo spends his birthday without Jessica Simpson. How do you celebrate a birthday without giant breasts? Is that legal? [Radar Online]

- Tommy Lee hopes to use this Internet machine to score chicks. If you been chatting with TomDongItchLong, congratulations, there’s tour bus sex in your future. Bring rubber boots. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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  1. turd ferguson!!! turd ferguson!!! turd ferguson!!!

  2. Maoz

    ew what is with her ugly ass jeans.

  3. Jesse

    Why is she choosing to stay in contact with an abusive boyfriend? It’s almost like it’s in her DNA or something, like she’s genetically down about 10 points on IQ, like she has an urge to have children outside of marriage with a father who will abandon them, like…

  4. Randy Olivier Jr.

    That sure is some news!

  5. Amanda

    Shes so Ugly anyway.
    Guys is this picture of Jessica Simpson with a Pregnant belly? I think thats her and Tony Romo on the left hand side, just put in any email address and click. Is that her, so nasty!! http://link.mavnt.com/cpa.php?1789.52690

  6. cheezypoof

    Angelina/Brad….

    Plastic bags?!!! They couldn’t crack the fucking safe and use cloth? They claim to be environmentally friendly and are building sustainable houses in New Orleans…can’t use cloth? Really? What next throw on some wolf fur?

  7. ObamaYoMomma

    You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but ya can’t take the jungle outta da monkey.

    Someone call Darwin, we found the missing link, it’s called Chris Brown.

  8. This poor girl needs to meet someone new and move on.

  9. mikeock

    This just goes to show you, you can take the trash out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the trash. This dumb bitch is just one gold tooth away from being a Jerry Springer panelist.

  10. I’ll bet her jeans weren’t torn before the last time she saw him.

  11. mamamiasweetpeaches

    You know, its weird. My 10 year old listens to both CHRIS BROWN and RIHANNA , so I AM sort of subjected to their music. Since the “fight incident” I have listened to CHRIS BROWN one or two times and not given it much thought, but the other day a RIHANNA song went on and I just got a “Ugh” feeling and changed the station. Out of the two of them I’m more put off by HER for some reason. I think the fact that she (allegedly) still wants to keep in contact or date him is what makes me sick to my stomach. You cant say “Ooooh isnt he horrible? Look what he did to me. What a douchebag. Im gonna get all my friends to threaten to kill him!” one day and then be texting “Miss U Sweetie” to him the next day. No one feels sorry for you.

  12. Sound like Chris tax that ass real good, shes hooked!

  13. Carlos the Man

    Break-ups are hard friends. I’m sure this lovely woman will be on the rebound in no time!

  14. Frank N Stein

    I’ve heard it takes 5 more bites and 2 more punches to the head for her to quit Chris Brown.

  15. AIrMail56

    Go pick out a silk lined box now.

  16. I think the fact that she (allegedly) still wants to keep in contact or date him is what makes me sick to my stomach. You cant say “Ooooh isnt he horrible? Look what he did to me. What a douchebag. Im gonna get all my friends to threaten to kill him!” one day and then be texting “Miss U Sweetie” to him the next day. No one feels sorry for you.

  17. WOLFSENT

    IT’S LIKE HOTDOGS AND STEAKS…..HOTDOGS ARE PUTRID BLOBS OF MYSTERY MEAT, CRAP WRAPPED UP IN SOME SORT OF FAKE SKIN, AND STEAKS ARE PLEASING TO THE EYES, SMELL GOOD, TASTE EVEN BETTER AND ARE GOOD FOR YOU. CHRIS BROWN IS THE HOTDOG, AND POOR RIHANNA IS SO USED TO HOTDOGS THAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW A GOOD STEAK WHEN SHE SEES IT…

    (COUGH) GET A WHITE MAN!!!! (COUGH)

  18. SHE NEEDS TO LEV THAT NO GOOD ASS-HOLE, UGLY, BIG-LIP, LOW-DOWN, CRAZY FUCK!!!!!!!

  19. The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the “Umbrella” singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.

    “They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes.

    Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves

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