Rihanna can’t quit Chris Brown

- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won’t because I’m a gentleman – which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam]

- Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that’s why he said all that crazy Miley Cyrus shit. Here I thought it was because of a sincere desire to see some Hannah boob. You deceived me, Jamie Foxx! [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take Zahara and Shiloh grocery shopping. Meanwhile, the other children are each given knives and trapped in the basement with a rat. — Ha, I’m joking. They had guns. [Just Jared]

- Snoop Dogg gets his own wax statue at Madame Tussaud’s in Vegas. In preparation for her next trip to Sin City, Britney Spears has been informed its not made of chocolate. Good luck with that. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Tony Romo spends his birthday without Jessica Simpson. How do you celebrate a birthday without giant breasts? Is that legal? [Radar Online]

- Tommy Lee hopes to use this Internet machine to score chicks. If you been chatting with TomDongItchLong, congratulations, there’s tour bus sex in your future. Bring rubber boots. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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