Rihanna Won’t Stop Wearing a Bikini and Other News

“No simulated butt sex. Hmph. Stupid boat…”

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- Ryan Gosling doesn’t like fighting, or menswear as it turns out. [Dlisted]

- Criminals probably got away with all kinds of shit thanks to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. [Huffington Post]

- Nick Cannon is getting a little too desperate for physical contact. [Lainey Gossip]

- Whitney Port is trying not to pull a Helen Hunt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Justene: No last name, but two great big reasons to learn it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sasha Jackson > Kate Bosworth and not just because of the things The Skarsgard made her do. [Popoholic]

- Selena Gomez forgot the nipple-slip and the fried chicken. [TooFab]

- And is George Michael forgetting that everybody heard about that time he was caught jerking off in a public restroom? [Starpulse]

- What’s a dumber tattoo than Jesse James’ face you ask? [theCHIVE]

- Katie Couric’s new show will bring just the splash of vanilla that daytime television desperately needs. [Videogum]

- The Muppets theme song has hipster all over it now. [FilmDrunk]

- This chick came from the temp agency that Brad Pitt uses. [Maxim]

- Jason Statham bought Ben Stiller’s house. Neat. [Just Jared]

- Punky Brewster was in a hot tub with Michael Jackson once. [Bossip]

- 20 High School Yearbook Pictures Of Pro Athletes including Tom Brady and the most nonsensical yearbook quote ever. [BuzzFeed]

- Creating The Ultimate Sports Hottie: Because there is nothing creepy about sexualizing only specific parts of a women’s bodies then piecing them all together into a masturbatory fantasy. [Bleacher Report]

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