Rihanna Won’t Stop Wearing a Bikini and Other News

August 23rd, 2011 // 33 Comments

“No simulated butt sex. Hmph. Stupid boat…”

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- Ryan Gosling doesn’t like fighting, or menswear as it turns out. [Dlisted]

- Criminals probably got away with all kinds of shit thanks to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. [Huffington Post]

- Nick Cannon is getting a little too desperate for physical contact. [Lainey Gossip]

- Whitney Port is trying not to pull a Helen Hunt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Justene: No last name, but two great big reasons to learn it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sasha Jackson > Kate Bosworth and not just because of the things The Skarsgard made her do. [Popoholic]

- Selena Gomez forgot the nipple-slip and the fried chicken. [TooFab]

- And is George Michael forgetting that everybody heard about that time he was caught jerking off in a public restroom? [Starpulse]

- What’s a dumber tattoo than Jesse James‘ face you ask? [theCHIVE]

- Katie Couric‘s new show will bring just the splash of vanilla that daytime television desperately needs. [Videogum]

- The Muppets theme song has hipster all over it now. [FilmDrunk]

- This chick came from the temp agency that Brad Pitt uses. [Maxim]

- Jason Statham bought Ben Stiller‘s house. Neat. [Just Jared]

- Punky Brewster was in a hot tub with Michael Jackson once. [Bossip]

- 20 High School Yearbook Pictures Of Pro Athletes including Tom Brady and the most nonsensical yearbook quote ever. [BuzzFeed]

- Creating The Ultimate Sports Hottie: Because there is nothing creepy about sexualizing only specific parts of a women’s bodies then piecing them all together into a masturbatory fantasy. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. The angry black woman thing is not attractive no matter how many bikinis you put these girls in although Halle Berry has got some amazing breasts.

  2. youbetcha

    When Superman goes to bed, he wears Ryan Gosling pajamas.

  3. rican

    Yep, this has turned into the Rhiannaficial site

  4. Thatguywithwords

    Always knew this bitch was ugly with/without makeup. YOU KNOW WHY? because the evidence is right there! You celebrities and your wacky styles and nasally singing offend the ears and eyes of those who don’t wish to look at your ears and eyes. Hair extentions, peace.

  5. NTT

    I get now why women get implants.

  6. See Alice

    Please stop . She is nasty .

  7. Rough&Piece

    What a delightful young woman this Punky Brewster turns out to be. Her husband is a lucky man and that’s after not even seeing her burdensomeness’s.

  8. TBone

    Why doesn’t the sexy Frankenstein story have a link? It promised a masturbatory fantasy, and damnit, that’s what I want.

  9. Ego, the living planet

    The bitch looks like Ice muthafuckin’ T, people.
    You nasty.

  10. Rough&Piece

    Speaking of walloping, there was a very SMALL but rare earth in Brooklyn NY 10 minutes ago. Another breaking news from the Superficial.

    • mullet

      roger that. It was actually a 5.8 magnitude quake in Virginia 80 miles from Washington DC, but we felt it up here in NYC

  11. keep on wit those bikinis rihanna, so much better than the sideshow bob look

  12. Rihanna Bikini
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    hail yeah baby lemme hep you widat

  13. The truth hurts

    Hideous beast.

  14. Cock chewer, no doubt about it

  15. Frank Burns

    Missing a link on that last item, chief.

  16. Rough's sizemograph

    Damn, there are plenty of girls with good jobs in Manhattan roaming the streets in needs of hugs…

  17. Angus

    Never understood why some people think this chick is hot. She looks like one of the hookers you see on those documentaries on HBO a few years ago.

  18. shilla

    I see implants!

  19. Rihanna Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She subscribes to the “If you don’t stop drinking you won’t get a hangover” theory. Trust me, it isn’t true.

  20. Rihanna Bikini
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    Why so serious?

  21. forrest gump

    even FAT american refuse stop wearing those things.

  22. Rihanna Bikini
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    That’s a nice little nothing she’s almost wearing.

  23. laurielou

    That forehead should have its own time zone.

  24. Jim Jones

    Rihanna won’t stop being ugly either. Go fig.

  25. Cya later

    Note to rihanna: don’t wear hairstyles that show off your gorilla forehead…

  26. Jim Henson

    she looks like that creature from The Dark Crystal… yeesh.

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