Here’s Rihanna walking out of a tattoo shop in London last night where she apparently decided to honor her late grandmother by getting a tattoo of the Goddess Isis directly beneath her boobs. Because if there’s one thing the elderly love, it’s having the man who brutally beat your granddaughter go, “Damn, your titties always have a tattoo?” right before he’s still allowed to have sex with her because her own father was abusive and that’s all she knows. It’s better than a tombstone.
For Most Of You That Skipped All Those Words And Just Want To See Underboob
Photos: Instagram, Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Rihanna the Retard. It is official now.
This woman is a walking mental disorder ….. a talentless walking mental disorder!!! :(
Classy.
She could afford an original design by one of the best tattoo artists available but apparently she liked this drawing by an 8th grader better.
It will always look awesome, too, because we all know boobs never sag with age. Never ever.
What a scank.
Rihanna’s whole life is an endless scramble for more publicity. More, more, more.
What a sad and shallow person she must be..
There’s probably something ‘meaningful’ in that for her, shame she has no real idea why she’s been branded with Isis. Mindless puppet.
It’s hard to believe at this point that she’s anything less than a willing participant.
She has the best boobs in America today! I just wish she wouldn’t destroy them with those tats. She’s too beautiful for that!!!
lay off the crack dude
Is it pretty much inevitable that she’ll end up getting tiger stripes tattooed on her face like Mike Tyson? I hope so.
that would ruin a perfect canvas for bruises.
How come her and Miley Cyrus aren’t best friends?! They have so much trash in common.
Coming soon to MTV2: Black Trash / White Trash
And just when you thought she couldn’t get any stupider, she surprises everyone. What a dumbass…
What a scribbley inked mess she’s turning into.
She’s a doggystyle kinda gal anyway.
I have to say that’s a beautiful tat. I wouldn’t do that to my body but it is nicely done. Her pain tolerance is definitely high.
We knew that after she dated Chris Brown.
I particularly enjoy the comically elongated arms.
Despite her diminutive stature, Isis impressed Pharaoh with her ability to dunk a basketball while standing flat-footed.
Every penny she spent on that should have gone into singing lessons.
Word.
{i tried to click the thumbs up but it was unresponsive.}
I can see a Britney type meltdown in the horizon for this skank. Whatever happened to the good old days, when used up celebs would off themselves first.
Her original idea was to tattoo targets all over her body, with ‘punch here’, ‘kick here’, ‘bite here’ in the middle as a visual aid to Chris Brown.
Sure she only got it there to make her breasts look bigger…which I’m sure it does, would love a wide shot ;)
That seems about right.
Am I the only one that noticed that her right nipple is completely exposed (nipple ring and all)?
You know the internet has better examples of stuff for you to wank to…
In other news…..
Isis: worshipped as the ideal mother and wife…
Rhianna: acknowledged as a modern-day tramp whore with a penchant for alcohol, anal sex and domestic abuse.
The similarities are astounding.
Completely black neighbourhood… I bet she got more than just a crappy tattoo
So she’s a fan of Ann and Nancy Wilson then?
That’s gonna look fucking hilarious when she’s 70.
She ain’t gonna last that long given the men she likes to attach herself to.
I’ll bet it looks hilarious now, if you pull back a little. With no supporting arm, nipples for eyes and a belly button for a mouth, wellsir, you gotcher self a chest mustache right there, dontcha?
HAhaaahAAAAAAhaaHA!!!!! YEAH!
your move LaBeouf
I’m going to need to see it without her arm in the way. For no other reason than to make a better artistic judgment, don’tcha know…
just another dumbass puppet who’s been told she’s the shit. educate yourselves people. eyes wide shut is no way to live.
she and chris brown are matching now.
This is not what I expected from a picture of Rihanna’s spread eagle.
The joke is on Rihanna because that isn’t Isis, it’s Tonto.
Aaaaannnnddd…your 15 minutes are up.
the artist had a good show at least :P