Rihanna’s Boobs Were Dinosaurs The Whole Time

May 14th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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The last time Rihanna uploaded a bunch of pics to Facebook, it was of her butt in a bikini, so in her defense, the only way to top that is behind-the-scene photos where people paint lizard scales on her topless chest. So here’s Rihanna on the set of her new video for “Where Have You Been?” because apparently kids are really into dinosaur porn these days. (Is this twerking? Is this what twerking means? LET ME INTO YOUR WORLD.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Rihanna Painted On Bikini
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    I love those tiny tits

  2. Rihanna Painted On Bikini
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    I dint wanna drop any comment but the native kips offering me d excusses

  3. Rihanna Painted On Bikini
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    i wish i could get hold of the good things in life and thaz coz she is rihanna.

  4. Rihanna Painted On Bikini
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    grow up ! it was something for her video, if you was a star (which u not) making money like her( which you not) you would the same. grow up.

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    jay carr
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    girlfriend has a serious problem. I think she’s got a great bod, but what makes her think that everyone wants to see it constantly. Get real Ri Ri and cover your a*&)(&().

  6. Esther

    Why doesn’t she work a deal with Michael Jackson’s former doctors to transfer some of that fat from her legs to her breasts? She’d look more in proportion then.

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    I like the reptile breast thing. I also think that Rihanna is not classically beautiful but she is sexy and lovely in her own way.

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    I once had a hot date with a beautiful girl I met in New Orleans. Everything was great until we hit the sack. Then I found out what it was like to have sex with someone whose tits felt like lumps of concrete, visible scars. Except that I couldn’t even get it up. I could not believe how such a nice girl had ruined her body like this.

    Give me a real woman any day, any size, any shape. True beauty is universal, it doesn’t need a surgeon.

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    She’s a V.

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