Here’s a naked Rihanna waking up wearing presumably nothing but the veil from her Halloween costume yesterday morning which she, of course, posted to Instagram with the caption, “The morning after! Hello November.” Keep in mind this was following her West Hollywood party that Chris Brown felt the need to attend dressed like a terrorist, so I’m pretty sure the implied message here is he threw acid on Rihanna’s clothes then had sex with a goat. He’s very method about his costumes.
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“The early vacant whore gets the attention she desperately needs.”
–English proverb
[Hair strategically pulled down over easy-to-bruise eye]
UGH!
This chick gets skankier by the day.
she was once a cutie back in her “umbrella” days but now she’s getting uglier and skankier by the minute. i guess Chris Brown hit her so fucking hard she lost all her decency and self respect. those upper cuts can do some real damage, can’t they.
There’s a price to pay for selling your soul to the machine.
You can take the skank out of the ghetto but….
God she just turned into gutter trash within the space of a few years.
Yuck.
Nice ring on the marriage finger. I guess she’s now one of Chris Brown’s 72 Ho’s in terrorist paradise.
Cool! I’m gonna have to remember to set my phone on a tripod with the Instagram app set to snap a shot of me as soon as I wake up naked.
Or, to not look too frightened when I wake up naked with a stranger snapping a pic of me in a veil on the off chance it looks decent enough to put on Instagram.
I love candid celebrity shots. The staged ones always looks so… much… like… this…
Dumbshit
she is fucking disgusting
UGH!! No more Rihanna plz..
HEY EVERYBODY I’VE BEEN GETTING LAID
woke up naked as the bride of Frankenstein, ha, ha ha. my brows are not the big, okay maybe.
when you wake up tryin’ to be sexy, remember yo’ breath be STANKIN’.
“VOGUE” MORNIN’ BREF
You people probably don’t even know this girl, geez. I don’t see how people enjoy being petty gossipy jealous trolls.
Tammy you are so wrong, we do know her, she sings shitty music
uses an auto tune because she has a crappy voice, she has zero self respect for herself. Lets a scum bag beat the fuck out of her likes it and goes back to him plus she looks like a 20 dollar hooker.
What a pig-chimp.
SKANK
Didn’t she JUST get a tattoo of Chris Brown?!
Such class, as always.