Despite the fact Chris Brown thanked her for her time by calling her a “bitch” that everyone’s “done had” (No, really.), here’s Rihanna in Esquire UK defending working with him again and still not getting why everyone thought it was a fucking horrible idea that would blow up in her face like it did. Via Us Weekly:
“It never occurred to me how this was going to be a problem,” she tells the mag. “I thought people were gonna be surprised that we finally did a record together, but I didn’t see how people could think it was a bad thing, you know? In my mind, it was just music . . . I could never see anything wrong with making music.”
In Rihanna’s defense, Chris Brown didn’t actually murder her, he just almost did, so y’all need to chill. And to make things even better, here she is getting pissy after saying that their collaboration was strictly professional, but if they did get back together, we can all eat a dick:
“There’s a lot of shit y’all can’t get over. Y’all holding your breath on a lot of stuff that doesn’t matter,” she snipes. “When you realize who you live for, and who’s important to please, a lot of people will actually start living. I am never going to get caught up in that. I’m gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it — and I lived it for me.”
In Rihanna’s defense, she does have the right to do whatever she wants with her life, just like all us breath-holders have the right to go, “Hey, thanks for teaching young girls it’s cool to repeatedly take back guys who repeatedly beat the shit out of them,” because they were having such a hard time with that already. Some of them almost got new, nicer boyfriends, and shit, that ain’t livin’.
NOTE: This might look like an Elmo video but it starts out with Chris Rock almost making Al Roker pop his stomach staple by making cracks about Chris Brown.
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B.S. She’s boinking Jay Z. It’s no secret. And they concocted the whole thing bc the KNEW people would freak out about it.
It’s called publicity!
Camel face didn’t get to where he is on his looks people
You must be an industry insider.
Elmo is a fucking dick sometimes.
Is she allergic to clothes?
The only opinion of hers I care about is if she likes that metallic taste of blood in her mouth. Just take your beating and shut the fuck up.
why am i replying here? i dunno.
Is there a clinical term for people so fucked up, they don’t know how fucked up they are? If not, they should invent one and name it after Rihanna, because, damn . . .
Lindsay Lohan Syndrome?
I didn’t know Rihanna was white. Good to know.
she classy, aight?
Rhianna probably also thinks that people care about her. nope.
“I’m gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it”
Especially the choking, biting, bruising & bleeding parts of it. Yeah, good times.
really not feelin the nails
Jesus Christ, she can’t really be that fucking stupid, can she? Wow.
Is she seriously THIS stupid?
OK then, people, it’s a toss-up … who has more brain cells ? Rhianna or Kim Kardashian ?? *starts taking votes*
Rihanna caused a grand mal seizure today…
If only Nicole Brown Simpson had made some music with O.J., she and Ron Goldman would be alive today.
“And shit, that ain’t living.”
thank u so much for that
Funny, because I’m going to look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it in large part due to the fact that no one beat the shit out of me so bad I had to go to the hospital.
She’s a disgusting whore. The beatings Chris gave her were to keep her in line. Look what a disgusting piece of trash she is now. Back then at least she appeared like a decent cute girl. Chris is a stupid asshole. I dislike them both strongly.
EABOD
She’s clearly not the brightest chick around but I wouldn’t hold that against her if I had the chance to bang her. I’d still gladly have sexual intercourse with her.
Of course she knew it would get people’s attention. You can only dye your hair period red and walk naked in public for so long before you need a new strategy.
I think she’s easy and proud. C’est la vie. Don’t get AIDS, cause you’ll definitely not be the only girl in the world with that shit.
She is one of those rare female assholes.
That’s her dumbass!!! Hell get your ass beat it ain’t me but don’t come crying to the public again when he beats u again cause we will laugh at your stupid ass and tell u to shut up!
i can’t see her nipples. i wanted to see nipples
You might try staying in nrabey Cogolins at the Hotel du Golfe, about $ 98 per night and 4kms from the beach, 7 kms from St.Tropez.Otherwise check other nrabey towns like La Croix Valmer ot St. Raphael across the bay from St. Trop.I’ve never heard of cheap accomodations in St. Trop proper.
So edgy.
Gross.
I’d like to ravage her ass and vag. I bet she’s a lot of fun.
Damn, looks like there’s a black, femaie (ok, the jury’s still out on the female part)) version of Where’s Waldo, after all