Rihanna Didn’t Think People Would Criticize Her Working With Chris Brown

Despite the fact Chris Brown thanked her for her time by calling her a “bitch” that everyone’s “done had” (No, really.), here’s Rihanna in Esquire UK defending working with him again and still not getting why everyone thought it was a fucking horrible idea that would blow up in her face like it did. Via Us Weekly:

“It never occurred to me how this was going to be a problem,” she tells the mag. “I thought people were gonna be surprised that we finally did a record together, but I didn’t see how people could think it was a bad thing, you know? In my mind, it was just music . . . I could never see anything wrong with making music.”

In Rihanna’s defense, Chris Brown didn’t actually murder her, he just almost did, so y’all need to chill. And to make things even better, here she is getting pissy after saying that their collaboration was strictly professional, but if they did get back together, we can all eat a dick:

“There’s a lot of shit y’all can’t get over. Y’all holding your breath on a lot of stuff that doesn’t matter,” she snipes. “When you realize who you live for, and who’s important to please, a lot of people will actually start living. I am never going to get caught up in that. I’m gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it — and I lived it for me.”

In Rihanna’s defense, she does have the right to do whatever she wants with her life, just like all us breath-holders have the right to go, “Hey, thanks for teaching young girls it’s cool to repeatedly take back guys who repeatedly beat the shit out of them,” because they were having such a hard time with that already. Some of them almost got new, nicer boyfriends, and shit, that ain’t livin’.

NOTE: This might look like an Elmo video but it starts out with Chris Rock almost making Al Roker pop his stomach staple by making cracks about Chris Brown.


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