So far this morning we’ve learned Kim Kardashian was banned from the MET Gala, Sofia Vergara is single and now here’s Rihanna grabbing her ass in tiny booty shorts while posing for Terry Richardson who we already know is a photographical Jesus. Seriously, the way this day is going, I’m almost positive if I stepped outside and opened my mailbox, I’d find a real, live working lightsaber waiting inside of it. Or a woman who wants to have sex me which would be cool, too. I guess.
Photos: Terry’s Diary
Is sucking/biting your thumb supposed to be sexy?
Feel the love.
Could someone explain why some women think flipping off the camera makes them look hotter? It just makes them look like an arrogant cunt.
My thoughts EXACTLY! You beat me to it.
Could it be it’s the first thought that crosses their alleged minds when told to “Look sexy!”?
whoa whoa whoa…. where the fuck did her ass and thighs go? I’m not usually one to cry photoshop, because who gives a shit, but that’s not that Rihanna looks like, nor should it be.
You’re right. She looks skinnier than she usually does, like Barbie legs. She’s got a perfect body even in unposed swimsuit (or carnival) pictures… No need to change it.
Holy Jesus Christmas Dammit !
I hate this woman. That said, I would kill for her lower body. Or just her whole body… With my pasty white skin of course.
fuck you!
Rihanna does better work than this on her twitter account and cell phone camera. Going black and white only makes it ‘arty’, not better.
“Who’s the nerd now, assholes?” – Terry Richardson to everyone from his high school
He’s got ‘skeeze’ written all over him. No woman with a shred of self respect would work with this dude. Lucky for him the celeb world is filled with just the opposite.
Still. Blech.
jealous much?
shes hot, get over it. your life sucks
This must be photoshop.
I truly hate her Rihanna, but that body is definitely worth the paper bag!
Oh my gosh. I want her body so badly. The envy radiating from me is unbelievable.
I’m going to go ahead and assume this guy’s shlong tastes like bon bons and he craps diamonds. That’s my only explanation for how this guy gets chicks to pose for him like this.
I’m thinking his studio is set up with an enormous buffet table piled with weed, powders, pills and bottle & bottles of booze.
Would you like some talent with your whore?
You know, if this woman was developmentally disabled, we would have a program in place to encourage her to stop inappropriately fondling herself in public.
Are you absolutely sure that she is NOT developmentally disabled? Has that been checked? Because if she was, that would not only explain a lot, but it would also allow us to do something about the stupid whore.
So effing trite.
stil ugly
still jealous
Whatthefucksamatter with you? She’s not ugly. She may be a lousy singer, she may be screwier than a pig’s tail, she might be an absolute bonehead, or a fire-breathing cunt. But she’s NOT ugly.
PIppa?!?
Jesus or Genius? Are you dictating this shit over the phone now?
So THAT’s where the middle finger goes! Thanks!
Yeeehaw! It’s vagina slappin’ time!!!
So is this some kind of initiation every “celebrity” gets once they have completely become a full-blown coke whore with no soul?
Ask Dr. Phil or something.
Your wife sucks dicks for a living.
If she did, she’d stop bitching about money and I might still be married to her.
So…is this referred to as the Difficult Brown Brown?
Back when I was young
Terry Richardson had a color camera…
She sucks and has no ass. What’s so great about her and why is so she into herself?
She wishes her legs looked that good!
hot
hot
I think you and I may be the only ones who share that sentiment. I think she’s hotter than a Las Vegas crosswalk.
Almost everyone in this website is super insecure. Look at the Kate Upton post, a bunch of guys trying to find flaws on her because they know they could never have her.
This site is filled with insecure men and jealous females. You my friend are not one of them.
WOW! 100% AGREE. DRIVES ME NUTS.
you have my vote sir! What are your other stances like?
Who the fuck is this guy and how did he become the lord your god? Impressive, most impressive.
She has a greeaaat body
oh just get naked already
Hey superficial, love your site, fan since ’06. Terry Richardson may not hit Chris Brown levels on the asshole scale, but he’s been, in the words of Wikipedia, “repeatedly accused of sexual abuse throughout the past decade.” So he’s not a cool dude.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Richardson
That left leg somehow lost all the goodness one might usually find in this woman’s figure.
Yeah, fuck you too, Fivehead.
Now this boys and girls is what you call ONE FINE ASS WOMAN!!!
lol! skull and crossbones. is that a lion among man?
Seriously, wtf is a photographic Jesus? Does he hang from the cross and take boob shots of women from a high angle? If you touch his cloak are your std’s are miraculously cured?
Sexy, as usual. :)
I offer Rhianna forced lubeless anal on the cold, stainless steel table of her choice, and Ben & Jerry’s afterwards. Rhianna, you can pick the flavor!
Im a girl and find her fucking HOT!
Rihanna is very hot, but it doesn’t change the fact that Terry Richardson is a gross skeeze. No jealousy, only facts.
i hope she likes to party because there’s a part in my pants and she’s invited.
This is her ONLY talent…. she cannot sing, she cannot act, she cannot dance….. but she can “look” sexy…. if she had a huge ass, she could be Kim Kardashian… equally as useless!