So far this morning we’ve learned Kim Kardashian was banned from the MET Gala, Sofia Vergara is single and now here’s Rihanna grabbing her ass in tiny booty shorts while posing for Terry Richardson who we already know is a photographical Jesus. Seriously, the way this day is going, I’m almost positive if I stepped outside and opened my mailbox, I’d find a real, live working lightsaber waiting inside of it. Or a woman who wants to have sex me which would be cool, too. I guess.
Photos: Terry’s Diary