Rihanna was spotted leaving a tattoo parlor in New York last night where she apparently had some ink done on her neck because why not? It’s kind of hard to make out what it says in these photos, so I fired off my best guesses and I’ll let you guys sort it out:
“Ha! Made you look.”
“Chris Brown did it.”
“Milk. Fabric softener. Red hair dye.”
“Will sing about domestic violence for money.”
It’s definitely one of those…
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
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She sounds so stupid when she talks, then she sings and sounds normal.
shoulda been a dotted line that wrapped
Uh… because she comes from a different country, she sounds stupid?
i’m from Barbados – the same country as Rihanna. I agree completely with Taz. Rihanna sounds unrefined and frankly, uneducated when she speaks. Honestly I can’t stand to hear her. It’s embarrassing. I normally change the channel when I hear her. Ugh. She’s clearly talented, but she needs better management.
Phist
Rihanna…STOP already…ur gonna start looking like that skank Kat Von D soon!!!!!!
her next 2 tats are a W on each butt cheek.
so when she bends over…. WoW
Um, Kat Von D USED to be attractive. As of late, she literally looks like a transvestite. I can’t be the only person to notice this.
Fuck you, Kat Von D is hot and she’s a tattoo artist for Christ’s sake, they’re SUPPOSED to be covered in tattoos.
Rihanna’s just a shitty third rate pop singer
Anyone who wrecks their body with tattoos is a complete fucking moron.
First!
Fuck you loser.
Loser
What a loser.
Damn right
i am GOD
OBEY ME BITCHES!!!
Go fuck yourself.
Thats not a tattoo. Thats a mark from a stencil. It looks like they placed it on her, but she changed her mind.
First of all if she did get a tattoo, it would be bandaged.
Secondly it would be super vibrant, possibly bloody and the skin would be really irritated if she had just removed the bandage.
I’m calling her I’m a famewhore” bluff on this one.
whoops, didn’t see all the pictures. Okay there is the bandage. the first shots though have got to just be the press on stencil.
I’m sorry but that is so not a fresh tattoo… Maybe she had it done a couple of weeks ago. But that is not ink that was put there before the photos were taken…
epic moron
It’s a hepatitis warning for vampires.
FIRST!
that red hair looks like shit…speaking of shit, i would love to stick my tongue in her asshole.
You’re consistent…..I’ll give you that.
she looks like the black, Christina Ricci in this particular pic
so true! :D
ewwwww! Awful shoes! My god they are ugly! And why didn’t she get her pants altered at the bottom! ewww!
i see: milk and flowers
My first comment here evaaaaaaah.
What a fail to post it under Rihanna-post. But it’s just that almost every other post superficial posts, I crack up! The dude is funny, and good… Love the amount of sarcasm here.
Speaking of Rihanna… NO COMMENTS (cos ain’t nothing to say bout her)
Yea.
wtf?
that chin isn’t very portioned right with her jawline. It looks really weird O_O
It’s possible that’s just a “marker” for a future possible tattoo, also. Parlors often put a temporary template up to see how people like the ink before getting it done.
just looking at her makes me want to punch her in the forehead, chris brown style.
That’s not a tattoo. It’s a bruise. Seeing that Brown boy still, Rihanna?
Because tattoos on black people look so good.
It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.
Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it.
I like how this bitch tries to act like she’s hood.
I like how you try and act like any cares what the fuck you think
You obviously do cunt
Idol worshiping loser
“Deposit Load Here”
white flour???
Neck tattoos are always a good idea, there are no exceptions. (Except if you want to ever look like you have class).
Ain’t that the truth
Egad, look at that buckshot on her neck… what a hood-rat.
Nice velcro under the red
well.. does ur gf have the same tattoo on her neck? :)
actually she looks kinda cute here :)
She must have been painting a ceiling red or something too.
She looks like the black Bozo the clown.
LMAO!
“make the flames”?
it says: “with the flow”
It reads “strike here with penis”
It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.
Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it. Not a bad idea.
whats that a tat in her ear too?
what a mess
It’s not a tattoo, it’s the stencil tattoo artists put on before actually giving the tattoo. It means she chickened out.
It says “I heart donkey punches”.
It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.
Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it. Not a bad idea…
it says ‘smile & be proud’
Thats NOT a tattoo, thats a tattoo stencil which the tattoo artist puts down first, if not doing freehand. Forget the so-called tattoo….what the heck did she do to her head??? She looks like the long lost twin sister of the red-headed dude on the covers of Mad Magazine!
Gawd so ugly…
She should just go away that trashy song w/Eminem what the hell is she thinking .and how many children will be hurt because of her stupidity
Doesn’t look like it’s a tattoo to me. If it was, a very old tattoo. Looks like a stencil or something.
When will parents learn not to let their teenaged sons get tattoos when they’ll only regret it when they grow up?
According to another website, it says “rebelle fleur”
Its says “beat me and ill fuck you”
what an effin’ skankasaurus…barf
It looks like something flows/flower. First letter of first word looks like an “n”