Rihanna Tattooed Her Neck

August 11th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Rihanna was spotted leaving a tattoo parlor in New York last night where she apparently had some ink done on her neck because why not? It’s kind of hard to make out what it says in these photos, so I fired off my best guesses and I’ll let you guys sort it out:

“Ha! Made you look.”
“Chris Brown did it.”
“Milk. Fabric softener. Red hair dye.”
“Will sing about domestic violence for money.”

It’s definitely one of those…

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Taz

    She sounds so stupid when she talks, then she sings and sounds normal.

    • dubba

      shoulda been a dotted line that wrapped

    • J

      Uh… because she comes from a different country, she sounds stupid?

      • growler

        i’m from Barbados – the same country as Rihanna. I agree completely with Taz. Rihanna sounds unrefined and frankly, uneducated when she speaks. Honestly I can’t stand to hear her. It’s embarrassing. I normally change the channel when I hear her. Ugh. She’s clearly talented, but she needs better management.

  2. Smaug

    Phist

  3. toya

    Rihanna…STOP already…ur gonna start looking like that skank Kat Von D soon!!!!!!

  4. ElstonGunn

    First!

  5. Just A Horny Dude

    What a loser.

  6. GOD

    i am GOD

    OBEY ME BITCHES!!!

  7. Cassie

    Thats not a tattoo. Thats a mark from a stencil. It looks like they placed it on her, but she changed her mind.

  8. Elle

    First of all if she did get a tattoo, it would be bandaged.
    Secondly it would be super vibrant, possibly bloody and the skin would be really irritated if she had just removed the bandage.

    I’m calling her I’m a famewhore” bluff on this one.

    • Elle

      whoops, didn’t see all the pictures. Okay there is the bandage. the first shots though have got to just be the press on stencil.

  9. Rihanna
    Juliana
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but that is so not a fresh tattoo… Maybe she had it done a couple of weeks ago. But that is not ink that was put there before the photos were taken…

  10. UY

    It’s a hepatitis warning for vampires.

  11. Rihanna
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST!

  12. pimp

    that red hair looks like shit…speaking of shit, i would love to stick my tongue in her asshole.

  13. Rihanna
    lady poo poo
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like the black, Christina Ricci in this particular pic

  14. Rihanna
    lady poo poo
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwww! Awful shoes! My god they are ugly! And why didn’t she get her pants altered at the bottom! ewww!

  15. yourmom

    i see: milk and flowers

  16. Iz

    My first comment here evaaaaaaah.

    What a fail to post it under Rihanna-post. But it’s just that almost every other post superficial posts, I crack up! The dude is funny, and good… Love the amount of sarcasm here.

    Speaking of Rihanna… NO COMMENTS (cos ain’t nothing to say bout her)

    Yea.

  17. Rihanna
    lady poo poo
    Commented on this photo:

    that chin isn’t very portioned right with her jawline. It looks really weird O_O

  18. Rihanna
    asdf
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s possible that’s just a “marker” for a future possible tattoo, also. Parlors often put a temporary template up to see how people like the ink before getting it done.

  19. Rihanna
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    just looking at her makes me want to punch her in the forehead, chris brown style.

  20. Rihanna
    16MPG
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a tattoo. It’s a bruise. Seeing that Brown boy still, Rihanna?

  21. TheSituation'sLeftNut

    Because tattoos on black people look so good.

  22. Rihanna
    Beanie
    Commented on this photo:

    It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.

    Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it.

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    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how this bitch tries to act like she’s hood.

  24. oooaaahhh

    “Deposit Load Here”

  25. Rihanna
    Ras Malfoof
    Commented on this photo:

    white flour???

  26. A-COD

    Neck tattoos are always a good idea, there are no exceptions. (Except if you want to ever look like you have class).

  27. squicker

    Egad, look at that buckshot on her neck… what a hood-rat.

  28. Internet

    Nice velcro under the red

  29. Rihanna
    cocoou
    Commented on this photo:

    actually she looks kinda cute here :)

  30. dude!

    She must have been painting a ceiling red or something too.

  31. Rihanna
    gab
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like the black Bozo the clown.

  32. Rihanna
    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    “make the flames”?

  33. Passie

    it says: “with the flow”

  34. larryfine

    It reads “strike here with penis”

  35. Rihanna
    Beanie2
    Commented on this photo:

    It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.

    Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it. Not a bad idea.

  36. joseph

    whats that a tat in her ear too?
    what a mess

  37. Rihanna
    patrick bateman
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not a tattoo, it’s the stencil tattoo artists put on before actually giving the tattoo. It means she chickened out.

  38. Tim

    It says “I heart donkey punches”.

  39. Rihanna
    Beanie
    Commented on this photo:

    It is a stencil and Rihanna has done this before…with that the guitar with the broken neck on her left forearm.

    Getting the stencil placed is a great way to try out a tattoo for a few days to see if you like it before permanently inking it. Not a bad idea…

  40. mary

    it says ‘smile & be proud’

  41. Rihanna
    Carmen
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats NOT a tattoo, thats a tattoo stencil which the tattoo artist puts down first, if not doing freehand. Forget the so-called tattoo….what the heck did she do to her head??? She looks like the long lost twin sister of the red-headed dude on the covers of Mad Magazine!

  42. Rihanna
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    Gawd so ugly…

  43. dawn

    She should just go away that trashy song w/Eminem what the hell is she thinking .and how many children will be hurt because of her stupidity

  44. Logan

    Doesn’t look like it’s a tattoo to me. If it was, a very old tattoo. Looks like a stencil or something.

  45. Anonymous

    When will parents learn not to let their teenaged sons get tattoos when they’ll only regret it when they grow up?

  46. PtC

    According to another website, it says “rebelle fleur”

  47. bitchplease

    Its says “beat me and ill fuck you”

  48. ickybits

    what an effin’ skankasaurus…barf

  49. TC

    It looks like something flows/flower. First letter of first word looks like an “n”

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