Rihanna was spotted leaving a tattoo parlor in New York last night where she apparently had some ink done on her neck because why not? It’s kind of hard to make out what it says in these photos, so I fired off my best guesses and I’ll let you guys sort it out:
“Ha! Made you look.”
“Chris Brown did it.”
“Milk. Fabric softener. Red hair dye.”
“Will sing about domestic violence for money.”
It’s definitely one of those…
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
































Taz | August 11, 2010 at 11:57 am
She sounds so stupid when she talks, then she sings and sounds normal.
dubba | August 11, 2010 at 1:22 pm
shoulda been a dotted line that wrapped
J | August 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Uh… because she comes from a different country, she sounds stupid?
growler | August 11, 2010 at 8:40 pm
i’m from Barbados – the same country as Rihanna. I agree completely with Taz. Rihanna sounds unrefined and frankly, uneducated when she speaks. Honestly I can’t stand to hear her. It’s embarrassing. I normally change the channel when I hear her. Ugh. She’s clearly talented, but she needs better management.
Smaug | August 11, 2010 at 11:57 am
Phist
toya | August 11, 2010 at 11:58 am
Rihanna…STOP already…ur gonna start looking like that skank Kat Von D soon!!!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 11, 2010 at 2:14 pm
her next 2 tats are a W on each butt cheek.
so when she bends over…. WoW
Alli Watermelon | August 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Um, Kat Von D USED to be attractive. As of late, she literally looks like a transvestite. I can’t be the only person to notice this.
zerthrr | August 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Fuck you, Kat Von D is hot and she’s a tattoo artist for Christ’s sake, they’re SUPPOSED to be covered in tattoos.
Rihanna’s just a shitty third rate pop singer
tattoos are dumb | August 11, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Anyone who wrecks their body with tattoos is a complete fucking moron.
ElstonGunn | August 11, 2010 at 11:58 am
First!
M | August 11, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Fuck you loser.
Manny | August 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Loser
Just A Horny Dude | August 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
What a loser.
YUP | August 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Damn right
GOD | August 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
i am GOD
OBEY ME BITCHES!!!
M | August 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Go fuck yourself.
Cassie | August 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Thats not a tattoo. Thats a mark from a stencil. It looks like they placed it on her, but she changed her mind.
Elle | August 11, 2010 at 12:05 pm
First of all if she did get a tattoo, it would be bandaged.
Secondly it would be super vibrant, possibly bloody and the skin would be really irritated if she had just removed the bandage.
I’m calling her I’m a famewhore” bluff on this one.
Elle | August 11, 2010 at 12:10 pm
whoops, didn’t see all the pictures. Okay there is the bandage. the first shots though have got to just be the press on stencil.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm
epic moron
UY | August 11, 2010 at 12:11 pm
It’s a hepatitis warning for vampires.
pimp | August 11, 2010 at 12:13 pm
that red hair looks like shit…speaking of shit, i would love to stick my tongue in her asshole.
Cock Dr | August 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm
You’re consistent…..I’ll give you that.
yourmom | August 11, 2010 at 12:19 pm
i see: milk and flowers
Iz | August 11, 2010 at 12:21 pm
My first comment here evaaaaaaah.
What a fail to post it under Rihanna-post. But it’s just that almost every other post superficial posts, I crack up! The dude is funny, and good… Love the amount of sarcasm here.
Speaking of Rihanna… NO COMMENTS (cos ain’t nothing to say bout her)
Yea.
gav | August 11, 2010 at 7:17 pm
wtf?
TheSituation'sLeftNut | August 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Because tattoos on black people look so good.
oooaaahhh | August 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm
“Deposit Load Here”
A-COD | August 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Neck tattoos are always a good idea, there are no exceptions. (Except if you want to ever look like you have class).
MFinBH | August 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Ain’t that the truth
squicker | August 11, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Egad, look at that buckshot on her neck… what a hood-rat.
Internet | August 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Nice velcro under the red
dudeatdudedotdude | August 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
well.. does ur gf have the same tattoo on her neck? :)
dude! | August 11, 2010 at 1:11 pm
She must have been painting a ceiling red or something too.
Passie | August 11, 2010 at 1:38 pm
it says: “with the flow”
larryfine | August 11, 2010 at 1:42 pm
It reads “strike here with penis”
joseph | August 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm
whats that a tat in her ear too?
what a mess
Tim | August 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm
It says “I heart donkey punches”.
mary | August 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm
it says ‘smile & be proud’
dawn | August 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm
She should just go away that trashy song w/Eminem what the hell is she thinking .and how many children will be hurt because of her stupidity
Logan | August 11, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Doesn’t look like it’s a tattoo to me. If it was, a very old tattoo. Looks like a stencil or something.
Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm
When will parents learn not to let their teenaged sons get tattoos when they’ll only regret it when they grow up?
PtC | August 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm
According to another website, it says “rebelle fleur”
bitchplease | August 11, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Its says “beat me and ill fuck you”
ickybits | August 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm
what an effin’ skankasaurus…barf
TC | August 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm
It looks like something flows/flower. First letter of first word looks like an “n”
What an idiot | August 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Rihanna could be an example of class, glamour and beauty… but then she gets braindead haircuts & tatts herself down. she’s an example of “how to fuck up a good thing”; she looks like a beaten down version of ghetto trash.
Leroy | August 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm
It says “Stupid Mudduck”
Jen | August 11, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Rebelle Fleur
George Bush | August 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm
| August 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm Uh… because she comes from a different country, she sounds stupid?
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No, she sounds stupid because she is fucking stupid.
Alli Watermelon | August 11, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Neck tattoos are tacky. But then again, what can you expect from someone like her?
TheKnow | August 11, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Her tattoo says: “Rebelle Fleur”, which means “Rebel Flower” in French.
je m'appelle | August 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
She definitely meant for it to say that, except if she had a clue about the French language at all, she would have known that for it to be proper, it should have said ‘Fleur Rebelle’ instead.
I’d say this is one permanently embarrassing ‘oops’ for her =)
Stephanie | August 11, 2010 at 10:48 pm
It reads “Pay attention to me PLEEAASSE!!” Aquarius. They all think they’re SO different and/or clever/innovative.
claudia | August 11, 2010 at 11:19 pm
This is the only way Rihanna can draw attention to herself. It looks like a bunch of dots going down her neck to me. What a waste of a needle and artistic work.
captain america | August 12, 2010 at 12:39 am
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HER VAGINA YET, folks!!!!!!!
Dolly | August 12, 2010 at 3:55 am
Her tatoo is in french and it is written: “Rebelle fleur”.
which is a huge mistake in french!
The poor girl wanted to do something special and finally, it looks ridiculous!! LOOL
je m'appelle | August 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm
exactly what I was thinking =)
ugh. | August 12, 2010 at 8:19 am
I like that it looks as if it’s written with a purple Sharpie, adds some extra class.
Kay | August 12, 2010 at 9:55 am
Next, she’ll have her whole neck, chest, and back covered with tattoes like those idiotic basketball players. This generation is just wacky! I’m glad I wasn’t born into it. My generation has its problems, but egotistical wasn’t one of them, at least not for the majority. Yes, her ego is bigger than her brain. How much more attention does she need? Wasn’t Chris Brown enough?
Garbagefinder | August 12, 2010 at 10:24 am
What disgusting social scum.
If I ever got a tat it would say,,,, Just think how your ‘used’ to be. plumb sickening.
Phuqueue | August 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
Neck tattoos are classy!!!
who? | August 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
She’s a talentless attention whore who is nothing less than ghetto trash. Nice hair color CUNT!
guestspeaker | August 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
getting a stupid tatt in french makes it sooo much more sophisticated…
not really RiRi
Alli Watermelon | August 12, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I’m not a huge fan of tattoos. They are fine for other people, just not for me. But I just have to say….tats NEVER look good on people with dark skin (ie: black people).
Tina | August 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm
She used to be pretty, now she just looks scary. I hope she tones it down a bit. She’s too pretty for this look.
mad | March 8, 2011 at 10:12 pm
i love her she rocks and i love her voice and i wish i had everything she has