Rihanna Can Shut Up Now

March 12th, 2012 // 63 Comments
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If you thought Rihanna teaming up with Chris Brown to spin that time he basically tried to punch her to death into album sales was the stupidest and most irresponsible thing she could possibly do, now would be a good time to put on a helmet. Via RadarOnline:

On her way back to NYC from Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation fundraiser, the singer was asked what she thought of Snooki being pregnant.
“That’s dope,” she said without missing a beat. “We need more Snookis in the world!”

During their relationship, Wesley Snipes once hit Halle Berry in the head with a baseball bat and since then, she’s never been fully “all there.” That just seemed relevant to mention.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. JC

    In the sense that we’ll always need brain-dead, aging party girls to clean rest stop toilets, Rihanna is correct.

  2. Rihanna. I want to see you naked. Clearly you want me (and everyone else) to see you naked. Why can’t you ever seem to get it right?

  3. Frank Burns

    You’d think she’d be more focused on the moth problem she apparently has in her closet.

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    Nice tits!

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    Her eye is swollen shut. She must have just visited Chris.

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    Cock Dr
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    Now is not the time to acquire a tendancy to shyness. Why didja put on a fishnet shirt without bra unless attention was sought?
    Renewed relationship with beater douchebag Brown = profoundly stupid & fucked in the head woman.

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    Good thing she has nice tits because she can’t sing her way out of a wet paper bag.

    • Crabby Old Guy

      They’re “okay” (at best) – certainly not awesome enough to make up for that fivehead and the dormant organ she calls a “brain”. She’d need Katy Perry boobies to even come close to having us ignore the rest of her.

  8. Dungeon Master

    Her ass and thighs are nice. That is all.

  9. dontlooknow

    Yeah, she’s a dope.

  10. Alex

    This girl is the biggest enigma of all time. She’s like the functional Britney. Who is her publicist? She backs up the crazy train of public appearances with her likewise strange Twitter babble.

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    Sour Grape
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    I think she should wash her hair and trim her nails.

  12. disillusionisreal

    Classy gal.

  13. Stupid

    I’d really like to fuck this girl just to see how kinky she can get.

  14. Freebie48

    This outfit screams rape me.

  15. El Jefe

    She really needs to just stop talking, it is doing her no good.

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    In fairness, this is a woman who apparently wondered what her tits looked like under a Lite Brite.

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    plop
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    nig tits

    • Alyssa

      Seriously?

      Someone once said that 1 out of 2 posters are trolls, and I laughed saying “it can’t be THAT high”

      You’ve proved me wrong.
      Bravo, sir, Bravo.

      Now post some photos of your mom

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    You haters can say what you will, but Rhianna is totally rocking that sweater from K-Mart’s “Desperate Cry for Attention” summer line.

  19. The Listener

    She really likes showing off her breasts. But then again, they are really, really nice. No complaints here.

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    sigmundfrood
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    She seems so..so…alone.

  21. dooood

    if only they could make autotune for thinking something stupid out loud

  22. Dr.J.Fever

    This chick can’t even flash her tits without fucking it up. You can just hear her PR flack doing facepalm and saying to her ‘No dear you flash them uncovered so the paps get nice shots’

  23. Jack Ketch

    Wearing a necklace that says “CUNT” wasn’t enough, apparently. I wonder if those rumours are true … the ones about Jay Zee “passing” her around at parties just before she became famous, as a “favour” for his friends.

  24. steve canyon

    if you’re still NOT able to masturbate…………
    ……THEN YOU’RE IMPOTENT.

  25. mel

    paint learned to read quicker than rihanna.

  26. Nice to know the Bahamas can indeed churn out Mensa candidates.

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    Lissa
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    Is a career over when you can say Snooki has more class?

  28. Elf

    Rhianna is a stu….wait…you can see her boobs! What was this article about again?

  29. rican

    I think I’m beginning to understand why Chris B. beat her up.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    there is something seriously wrong with this gal

  31. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    Why am I having the sudden urge to eat her turd carver??

  32. Rihanna See-Through Nipples
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    “I learned this from Queen Elizabeth II. Then I took my fancyin’ scissors to her hat.”

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    SmoochieSmoochieTitees
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    Mama Pinkus: look at her eyes. She’s clearly wasted on Xanax and helium!

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    SmoochieSmoochieTitees
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    Georgio, thats really really funny!

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    SmoochieSmoochieTitees
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    ohhhhhh yeahhhhh I know that duuuude!

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    Budhaven
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    Chick’s blitzed.

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    sarda
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    Rihanna you are a disgrace to the “Women” race.

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    stacy
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    It’s tacky but I like it. Anytime a hot body wants to show tits is a good thing.

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    Clown Shoes
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    Somebody has to step up and take Whitney’s spot of being bat-shit crazy. This girl’s got potential.

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    Jill_Ess
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    pppssst! Rihanna! Put your arm down…your boobs are showing!

  41. Lala

    I guess it’s okay for celebs like her and lady gaga to walk around pretty much naked and not get a arrest for public indecency. She might as well make a porno already which I’m sure she probably has one.

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    hhanah
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    UGH! Desperate much! Did she honestly just grab her boobs?…..wow Rihanna, we always knew you were a attention-seeking, fucked in the head…hoe

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    Jack
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    now thats just pathetic. women these days…i would honestly rather be alone and masturbating the rest of my life if that were the only kind of woman i could get. shes attractive yes, but a total fluzy

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    Darr247
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    I like the barbell studs. It’s one thing to wear a barely-see-through sweater; it’s quite another to not remove the jewelry from your pierced nipples while wearing the sweater.

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