If you thought Rihanna teaming up with Chris Brown to spin that time he basically tried to punch her to death into album sales was the stupidest and most irresponsible thing she could possibly do, now would be a good time to put on a helmet. Via RadarOnline:
On her way back to NYC from Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation fundraiser, the singer was asked what she thought of Snooki being pregnant.
“That’s dope,” she said without missing a beat. “We need more Snookis in the world!”
During their relationship, Wesley Snipes once hit Halle Berry in the head with a baseball bat and since then, she’s never been fully “all there.” That just seemed relevant to mention.
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In the sense that we’ll always need brain-dead, aging party girls to clean rest stop toilets, Rihanna is correct.
And to appear on Judge Joe Brown.
Rihanna. I want to see you naked. Clearly you want me (and everyone else) to see you naked. Why can’t you ever seem to get it right?
You’d think she’d be more focused on the moth problem she apparently has in her closet.
LMAO!!!!
Nice tits!
Her eye is swollen shut. She must have just visited Chris.
Now is not the time to acquire a tendancy to shyness. Why didja put on a fishnet shirt without bra unless attention was sought?
Renewed relationship with beater douchebag Brown = profoundly stupid & fucked in the head woman.
word.
i bet that without a camera flash you wouldnt see anything. this happens all the time with black clothes and camera flashes
Good thing she has nice tits because she can’t sing her way out of a wet paper bag.
They’re “okay” (at best) – certainly not awesome enough to make up for that fivehead and the dormant organ she calls a “brain”. She’d need Katy Perry boobies to even come close to having us ignore the rest of her.
katy perrys tits cant save her haggard face
Her ass and thighs are nice. That is all.
Yeah, she’s a dope.
I’m just surprised that word is still used. The more you know, I guess.
This girl is the biggest enigma of all time. She’s like the functional Britney. Who is her publicist? She backs up the crazy train of public appearances with her likewise strange Twitter babble.
lol please stop giving her credit. there is no enigma shes just an idiot
i hate when people try to make retards sound like they are something deep
+100
Love you!
I think she should wash her hair and trim her nails.
Classy gal.
I’d really like to fuck this girl just to see how kinky she can get.
Funny – I thought you were gonna say “how stinky she is” and actually that seems more appropriate. She looks like she smells musty…
I was going to go with, “she smells like a paper mill. “
This outfit screams rape me.
Can’t rape the easy & the willing.
She really needs to just stop talking, it is doing her no good.
In fairness, this is a woman who apparently wondered what her tits looked like under a Lite Brite.
nig tits
Seriously?
Someone once said that 1 out of 2 posters are trolls, and I laughed saying “it can’t be THAT high”
You’ve proved me wrong.
Bravo, sir, Bravo.
Now post some photos of your mom
You haters can say what you will, but Rhianna is totally rocking that sweater from K-Mart’s “Desperate Cry for Attention” summer line.
+1
She really likes showing off her breasts. But then again, they are really, really nice. No complaints here.
I don’t think this shirt does anything for them.
She seems so..so…alone.
if only they could make autotune for thinking something stupid out loud
This chick can’t even flash her tits without fucking it up. You can just hear her PR flack doing facepalm and saying to her ‘No dear you flash them uncovered so the paps get nice shots’
Wearing a necklace that says “CUNT” wasn’t enough, apparently. I wonder if those rumours are true … the ones about Jay Zee “passing” her around at parties just before she became famous, as a “favour” for his friends.
if you’re still NOT able to masturbate…………
……THEN YOU’RE IMPOTENT.
paint learned to read quicker than rihanna.
Nice to know the Bahamas can indeed churn out Mensa candidates.
Too bad we can’t ban her from ever entering the US.
In the future Eric when you are trying to insult someone’s intelligence, you might actually want to get the country correct.
Is a career over when you can say Snooki has more class?
Rhianna is a stu….wait…you can see her boobs! What was this article about again?
I think I’m beginning to understand why Chris B. beat her up.
I think I understand completely.
No self respect whatsoever. What a classless moron.
there is something seriously wrong with this gal
Why am I having the sudden urge to eat her turd carver??
“I learned this from Queen Elizabeth II. Then I took my fancyin’ scissors to her hat.”
Mama Pinkus: look at her eyes. She’s clearly wasted on Xanax and helium!
Georgio, thats really really funny!
ohhhhhh yeahhhhh I know that duuuude!
Chick’s blitzed.
Rihanna you are a disgrace to the “Women” race.
It’s tacky but I like it. Anytime a hot body wants to show tits is a good thing.
Somebody has to step up and take Whitney’s spot of being bat-shit crazy. This girl’s got potential.
pppssst! Rihanna! Put your arm down…your boobs are showing!
I guess it’s okay for celebs like her and lady gaga to walk around pretty much naked and not get a arrest for public indecency. She might as well make a porno already which I’m sure she probably has one.
UGH! Desperate much! Did she honestly just grab her boobs?…..wow Rihanna, we always knew you were a attention-seeking, fucked in the head…hoe
now thats just pathetic. women these days…i would honestly rather be alone and masturbating the rest of my life if that were the only kind of woman i could get. shes attractive yes, but a total fluzy
I like the barbell studs. It’s one thing to wear a barely-see-through sweater; it’s quite another to not remove the jewelry from your pierced nipples while wearing the sweater.