The New Rihanna Video Is Boring As Hell; Thanks, ‘Star Trek’

It should be impossible to make a boring Rihanna video. Just point the camera at her, tell her to do Rihanna things, and BOOM, 80 bajillion YouTube clicks. She’ll even get naked if you ask her to. So what do the people in charge of the Star Trek Beyond soundtrack do? Put her in a goddamn space burqa. This woman right here.

And here.

But, yeah, sure. Let’s cover all that up and still use a song where the chorus is “I hit a wall” to market a movie starring Anton Yelchin. Coke and hookers don’t grow on trees, you know? I mean, Warner Bros. tried once, but the splinters. My God, the splinters…

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