Rihanna & Shakira’s Video Is A Magical Place

January 31st, 2014 // 32 Comments
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wonder what would happen if Rihanna and Shakira made out then proceeded to grind their spectacular asses all over the walls in a decadent, seaside mansion,” you’re going want to drop everything you’re doing and watch the “Can’t Remember To Forget You ft. Rihanna” video below. And if you’ve somehow never thought that, congratulations, you have a brain tumor, and there’s no way to know what’s real or imaginary anymore. Except for that talking bunny. He’s legit.

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  1. Shakira Rihanna Butts Remember To Forget You Screencaps
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    Jesus…
    Yes. More of that, please.

  2. buzz

    Luckily, Rihanna matched Shakira’s incomprehensible singing voice with her own faux-Ska accent so you can completely not understand anything any of the two are saying.

  3. Fancy Face

    Do you take the penicillin shot before or after watching?

  4. cc

    It’s gratifying to see them leveraging their talent to it’s fullest.

  5. blah

    this video makes me sad. the soft porn is ok i guess but why are they trying to sell it as music?

  6. little known fact: Shakira’s recording studio is inside the world’s largest tractor tire. All her vocals are done while she’s rolling down the side of a fucking mountain.

  7. JC

    Since Katy Perry and Shakira are both good to look at but both truly awful singers, does that make Shakira the South American Katy Perry, or does that make Katy Perry the North American Shakira?

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    Paul
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    This is just a terrible terrible thing to do to my poor boner in the office. Thank god it’s Friday and I’m gettin some ass tonight! Thanks for tankiong my work productivity Superficial!

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    Paul
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    Raise your hand if you also turned your head sideways

  10. Swearin

    Note to Miley Cyrus: Watch Rihanna at 1:47; that’s how you f’ing twerk

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    Pickle Nose
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    The scissor fight to end all scissor fights.

  12. Drunken Master Paul

    Why did it keep switching to a VH1 Lita Ford lost classic video towards the end? Weird.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Great, Shakira’s ass blocks Rhianna’s ugly tattoos.

  14. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    To quote that old pervert at the end of “Requiem for a Dream”:

    ASS TO ASS

  15. Turd Ferguson

    I’d like to wear that ass like a hat…then I’d look like Pharrell.

  16. Shakira Rihanna Butts Remember To Forget You Screencaps
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    No symbolism here, just keep moving along…..

  17. This is the hottest video I’ve seen in a while that didn’t have transsexual midget fisting.

  18. acad

    what’s the deal with all the water splashing around?

  19. Cock Dr

    The visuals were nice and I didn’t need to turn the sound down on their mundane little pop song to get through the whole thing.
    That’s about the extent of my praise.

  20. Shakira Rihanna Butts Remember To Forget You Screencaps
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    It’s not porn, but I am just as embarrassed to let people know I watched this.

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    This might literally be one of the best things I have ever seen. If you are bitching about this your are a gay man or a fat ugly chick, end of story.

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    RenderedToast
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    Whores gonna whore.

  23. jasmine

    Rihanna manages to make it sleazy singlehandedly.

  24. donkeylicks

    Best morse code ever!

  25. Freebie

    What a girl has to do to sell her music these days.

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