Because apparently this is the summer of unfortunate relationships, here’s Rihanna with Rob Kardashian which should really put to bed any doubts about how hard Chris Brown hit her because it was clearly however hard it takes to think having sex with some nobody who’s only famous for having a sister that got peed on by Ray J in a sex tape their mom leaked and still lives with his parents is a good idea. It’s a goddamn miracle she survived. Then again, looking at these photos, did she? Did she really?
Photos: HAUS/AKM-GSI
Lovely summer dress, sweet ladylike demeanor, and a handsome and accomplished man as an escort.
Yup, she’s got it all going on here.
STFU, Randal
I would not have guessed that Rob had that good a punch. Good to know.
Practicing that right hook, eh Rob?
As classy as ever.
Another Kardashian switching to dark meat.
Rob already has had a black gf. And not Rita Ora, because apparently she isn’t black.
Sorry man, you get a thumbs down for even knowing that shit, and knowing who the fuck Rita Ora is. Seriously, who the fuck is Rita Ora?
I know who Rita Ora and all his other surprisingly decent looking gfs are from reading the Superficial… Duh!
It doesn’t matter where you got the shit on your palm. It only matters that there is shit on your palm.
Because the pee might extinguish her blunt.
How does this guy get any pussy??? I would say it is because he has money, but he dates chicks who are famous and rich on their own.
Maybe he has a huge dick and a great personality??
He has a huge dick with personality…that goes a long way.
We all hate you too.
Given her track history, I think the next logical step is her hooking up with Michael Lohan.
Nothing like the first time you get kicked in the cunt.
That is the ugliest fuckin’ coat I have ever seen.
This girl may be stupid and have little talent but she’s pretty, rich and famous. Why would anyone with any type of future go out with a douchebag who’s lower than a parasite? The guy is ugly, fat and lives off his pimp mama and whore sisters. How low can you go?
Overwhelming evidence suggests she has a major thing for douchebags.
Yeah, I guess a fat, ugly douchebag with absolutely no redeeming qualities who lives with his whore family is better than a physically abusive neanderthal. These guys make Asston Kutcher look like a damn prince.
Because nothing spells maturity better than go-kart track racing.
God she is so nasty now… I remember when she was 16-17 and I thought she was so pretty… The Uhmerikuhs have turned her ghetto.
When I go go-karting I make sure to bring my knee high leather boots and a trench coat…
I’d love to just kick your ass! You fucking pussy!
It’s the celebrity trash equivalent of marrying into the Rothchilds!
Fuck her. Fuck him. Fuck his family. And fuck Kanye, too.
Excellent, maybe the Black Widow will kill him after it mates.
Not gonna lie but Rob is pretty hot but he can do better than Rihanna
What the fuck is wrong with you? He’s a Kardashian which makes him automatically disgusting. I don’t care for Rihanna but I hate all Kardashians and Jenners. SHE can do better than this piece of shit.
I said it once and I’ll say it again. I love when girls flip me off because I know where that fingers been.
*finger’s
u need to stop letting women stick their fingers up your ass
What, and miss all the fun?
classless bitch
After the Chris Brown abuse, who can really blame her for dating a guy she can easily beat down if needed? One bitch-slap and this guy will be curled up in a fetal position for weeks.
‘I usually dress like a slut in clothes that say ‘f— me.’ I think I’ll switch it up and say ‘f— you’ instead.
Honey, if you’re going to insist on keeping the shitty attitutude, you might want to dress a little classier. Arrogance and dressing like a 3rd shift stripper just don’t mix, even if you’re britnay spears.
That is Hollywood not burbank.
WRONG!!!!!
eyes wide shut. FFS ppl.
This is the attitude of a woman who made a wish to have an ass like Kim’s and realized she had gotten screwed by the genie in the lamp.
Did she borrow Khloe’s varsity jacket?
He’s a bitch,
She has class written all over her.