Rihanna & Rob Kardashian Now. Why Not?

August 27th, 2012 // 43 Comments

Because apparently this is the summer of unfortunate relationships, here’s Rihanna with Rob Kardashian which should really put to bed any doubts about how hard Chris Brown hit her because it was clearly however hard it takes to think having sex with some nobody who’s only famous for having a sister that got peed on by Ray J in a sex tape their mom leaked and still lives with his parents is a good idea. It’s a goddamn miracle she survived. Then again, looking at these photos, did she? Did she really?



  1. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    Lovely summer dress, sweet ladylike demeanor, and a handsome and accomplished man as an escort.
    Yup, she’s got it all going on here.

  2. it had to be said

    I would not have guessed that Rob had that good a punch. Good to know.

  3. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
    it had to be said
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    Practicing that right hook, eh Rob?

  4. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    As classy as ever.

  5. Another Kardashian switching to dark meat.

  6. Because the pee might extinguish her blunt.

  7. suck it

    How does this guy get any pussy??? I would say it is because he has money, but he dates chicks who are famous and rich on their own.
    Maybe he has a huge dick and a great personality??

  8. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    We all hate you too.

  9. suck it

    Given her track history, I think the next logical step is her hooking up with Michael Lohan.

  10. neen

    That is the ugliest fuckin’ coat I have ever seen.

  11. Devilish Diva

    This girl may be stupid and have little talent but she’s pretty, rich and famous. Why would anyone with any type of future go out with a douchebag who’s lower than a parasite? The guy is ugly, fat and lives off his pimp mama and whore sisters. How low can you go?

    • Cock Dr

      Overwhelming evidence suggests she has a major thing for douchebags.

      • Devilish Diva

        Yeah, I guess a fat, ugly douchebag with absolutely no redeeming qualities who lives with his whore family is better than a physically abusive neanderthal. These guys make Asston Kutcher look like a damn prince.

  12. tlmck

    Because nothing spells maturity better than go-kart track racing.

  13. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    God she is so nasty now… I remember when she was 16-17 and I thought she was so pretty… The Uhmerikuhs have turned her ghetto.

  14. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    When I go go-karting I make sure to bring my knee high leather boots and a trench coat…

  15. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    I’d love to just kick your ass! You fucking pussy!

  16. lol

    It’s the celebrity trash equivalent of marrying into the Rothchilds!

  17. Fuck her. Fuck him. Fuck his family. And fuck Kanye, too.

  18. Buddy The Elf

    Excellent, maybe the Black Widow will kill him after it mates.

  19. cookie

    Not gonna lie but Rob is pretty hot but he can do better than Rihanna

    • Prof.Widow

      What the fuck is wrong with you? He’s a Kardashian which makes him automatically disgusting. I don’t care for Rihanna but I hate all Kardashians and Jenners. SHE can do better than this piece of shit.

  20. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    I said it once and I’ll say it again. I love when girls flip me off because I know where that fingers been.

  21. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
    Mama Pinkus
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    classless bitch

  22. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
    Frank Burns
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    After the Chris Brown abuse, who can really blame her for dating a guy she can easily beat down if needed? One bitch-slap and this guy will be curled up in a fetal position for weeks.

  23. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    ‘I usually dress like a slut in clothes that say ‘f— me.’ I think I’ll switch it up and say ‘f— you’ instead.

  24. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    Honey, if you’re going to insist on keeping the shitty attitutude, you might want to dress a little classier. Arrogance and dressing like a 3rd shift stripper just don’t mix, even if you’re britnay spears.

  25. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
    please no
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    That is Hollywood not burbank.

  26. Sparky

    eyes wide shut. FFS ppl.

  27. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    This is the attitude of a woman who made a wish to have an ass like Kim’s and realized she had gotten screwed by the genie in the lamp.

  28. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    Did she borrow Khloe’s varsity jacket?

  29. Drsuess

    He’s a bitch,

  30. Rihanna Rob Kardashian
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    She has class written all over her.

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