Okay, So Maybe Rihanna’s Not Pregnant

April 22nd, 2013 // 12 Comments

Last week, the big rumor was Rihanna really canceled a bunch of tour dates because she’s pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby. A scenario that would’ve been absolutely retarded for everyone involved which made it all the more plausible. Except here’s Rihanna partying in Ft. Lauderdale last night looking definitely not-pregnant, and before anyone says most, if not all, pregnant women don’t look like Kim Kardashian, I actually thought of something. If Rihanna really was pregnant, she would’ve Instagrammed the inside of her uterus by now. Or at the very least tried to tattoo “Breezy” on the kid’s head. She’s gonna make a great mom.

Photos: INF, Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Cleavage Ripped Abs Cameo Nightclub
    indian
    Commented on this photo:

    less money ??

  2. ThisWillHurt

    She was pregnant, but had an abortion when she decided the baby wasn’t kicking hard enough.

  3. Rihanna Cleavage Ripped Abs Cameo Nightclub
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So ……wasted.
    It’s the blind leading the blind here….let’s hope there’s already a big bag of Doritos in the limo because these 2 are never gonna be able to find a Qwickie-Mart in their current condition.

  4. Would Rhianna getting pregnant with Chris Brown’s baby be any more retarded than Kim Kardashian getting knocked up by Kanye West (while still married to Kris Humphries)? My only point is, it’s not possible to gauge whether any stories about what these morons do are true or not based on the perceived level of retardedness. That theory would depend on there being some hypothetical limit to the levels of stupidity these idiots are capable of.

  5. Pfft…everyone knows you can’t get pregnant from da buttsecks

  6. As a recording artist, Rihanna makes for a great porn star.

  7. Guest

    I was hearing that her “illness” was actually an OD. I would believe that before i would believe that she was preggo.

  8. tlmck

    She may not be pregnant, but the skank is still very strong in this one.

  9. Rihanna Cleavage Ripped Abs Cameo Nightclub
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m so glad I finally found someone that will treat me with some respect. Let’s hold hands. I love you, Rick James!”

  10. There doesnt appear to be a baby or any class in this one.

  11. I thought the rumours were that she ODd?

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