Oh, Hey, Rihanna, Nice Snake

October 28th, 2013 // 20 Comments

When Rihanna posed naked holding a giant snake for British GQ, I’m sure the first thing they said to her was, “Hey, could you publish all of these on your Instagram for free so no one has any reason to buy the issue we just paid you to pose for?” because magazines hate making money. Of course, there’s always the chance this is Julianne Hough again which would mean that racism gives me an erection, and maybe Republicans are onto something. I’d like some more of their literature now. — It’s nothing but bumper stickers? Fair enough.

Photos: Instagram


  1. What a fine piece of asp.

  2. It can bite and it can choke, but I doubt that snake can bash your face into the dashboard.

  3. Cock Dr

    I didn’t turn into stone so I doubt that’s a real Gorgon.

  4. dude

    Nice tattoo, Boobink McGhetto Tits

  5. Freebie

    As with most of today’s young untalented celebrities, she will do anything to stay in the media and attract attention.

  6. JimBB

    If only her judgement and taste in men were as good as her tits.

  7. Rihanna Naked Snake GQ
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    I’m assuming staring at this cover will turn your penis into stone and it drops off?(Chris Brown you know it’s true)

  8. Rihanna Naked Snake GQ
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    Part of me is turning to stone.

  9. Rihanna Naked Snake GQ
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    “Your move, Eve.”

  10. Rihanna Naked Snake GQ
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I have a snake for her. Well, more like an inchworm.

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    Cock Dr
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    If the intent was to horrify & disgust this photo totally succeeded.

  12. From black face to snake face.

  13. coljack

    Contestant: “What is a snake?”

    Alex Trebek: “That is correct. You have the board.”

    Contestant: “I’ll stick with ‘Most Concealing Things Rihanna Has Ever Worn’ for $400, Alex.”

  14. .Perseus? Hey, Perseus! Could you come down here a sec? Bring your sword.

  15. Rihanna Naked Snake GQ
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    I’d like to introduce my “snake” to her asshole.

  16. I don’t know she kind of looks hot in these photos, something about her true self materializing is kind of sexy.

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    I’ll give up a pay check just to smell that pussy!..

  18. That is an incredible body. I don’t give two shits about her morals, her music, or her momma. That is a fucking incredible body.

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