When Rihanna posed naked holding a giant snake for British GQ, I’m sure the first thing they said to her was, “Hey, could you publish all of these on your Instagram for free so no one has any reason to buy the issue we just paid you to pose for?” because magazines hate making money. Of course, there’s always the chance this is Julianne Hough again which would mean that racism gives me an erection, and maybe Republicans are onto something. I’d like some more of their literature now. — It’s nothing but bumper stickers? Fair enough.