Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that.
Photos: Russell James/Esquire, Splash News
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looks like a hunk of poo…right down to the specs of green
She’s gross. She’s not attractive, and she’s extremely whorish. That doesn’t make you sexy in any way at all.
what’s sexy about a woman who reeks of insecurity?
What is sexy about a woman with such a deformation on the foot?
Nice photoshop disaster you just detected right there.
All women have insecurities, get off your high horse!
Wow! All the fat-ugly-jealous-old-cows gathered together, always looking for flaws on hot chicks since they cannot be hot even if they born again.
F.Y.I. everybody has flaws, not even the most physically beautiful woman in the world is perfect… that’s the beauty of it.
Rhianna…really people?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks she’ meeeeeeeeeh. Really this is all about getting even.
Maybe Esquire is written by blind people. Or 40 year old WOW addicts.
She has beautiful eyes and seems very much uninhibited. I kinda enjoy watching Rihanna’s semi-nude world tour.
After outraging the Irish may I suggest a visit to Saudi Arabia?
Esquire needs to get out more. I saw three women sexier than Rihanna getting on the train this morning.
I’m sure we’ll see 3 guys running a train on Rihanna sextapes soon.
LOL at the blonde in the backround…
Her trying not to laugh is pretty funny.
WTF? I mean she’s attractive but sexiest woman alive? Not even remotely kind of not exceedingly far.
I have a problem with her eyebrows. Not the eyebrows themselves but the brow ridge. Its like her dad was Richard Kiel…check out that cro-magnon brow.
Rihanna’s dad
yeah, i’m not a huge fan of the sloping 7-head either.
i think her creator was a scientist. she’s FRANKENFOREHEAD.
shitsquire
Okay, so html appears to be turned off….
Rihanna’s dad: http://tinyurl.com/3thh8kp
hahaha ur so f-ing right ahahaha
smart move covering up the bulbous six-head with greasy locks of jheri curl.
Somebody help me out here – what’s the appeal?
She’s is black and they president. It’s their time, don’t axe.
YOU ARE A REAL NUMB NUT!!!!
You’re a twat-and-a-half, aren’t you?
agreed, I don’t understand at all…
Isn’t that a typo? Don’t they mean stupidest woman alive?
one of the sluttiest looking, sure. sexiest? not by a longshot. gays really don’t know how to evaluate women do they.. :P
Crotch grabbing was a weighted scoring point in this survey.
ah yes, the aforementioned community (ala mj, chris brown..) do get off on that
Looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster.
How much did her publicist pay to get her placed at the top of Esquire’s list?
She is revolting, and is an embarrassment to the gender.
Really? An “Alien Head” is considered the sexiest woman alive? Not by a long shot!
this chick isn’t even a little bit attractive.
she has the face of an overgrown fetus!
hahaha
she is black that is not sexy how about milla kunas i would hit that
Well part black anyhow. Drop her off in Nigeria and she looks white next to those guys.
Mila? Big eyes flat chest and ass. Yeah ok
not even in the top 50. Hell, 50 year old Liz Hurley is about 5 times as hot.
i agree, or sharon stone or pretty much any actress in hollywood. terrible choice. really bottom of the barrel.
It looks like she needs her next fix. Not sexy, not hot, not beautiful. Just Uggggggggggh.
Ugggggggggghly.
Not surprising, the girl can really fill out a bikini, without surgery, and without feeling self-conscious about it all the time.
So can Kirstie Alley and Jessica Simpson. What’s your point Vanessa?
I said “fill out a bikini”, not explode it.
mmmm, exploding bikini…
she bought her boobs. what are you talking about?
Really? I hadn’t heard that.
What’s with the grease and the green slime on the cover? Is that “sexy,” too?
Man, Esquire could have picked someone with talent, humor, skills, a brain, wit, moderately attractive…like Betty White. What a disservice they have done to the real sexiest woman alive: Kate Beckinsale.
I bet Jada Pinkett is maaaaad about this.
Yeah but Jada is a no talent, man-looking sour puss so who gives a shit what she thinks? AMIRITE?
Jada is an ego-maniac, and I bet she thinks she deserves to be on this cover. I’m not a fan.
Betty White on the cover of Esquire would be tits! Let me rephrase – would be awesome! But Esquire is too serious for that I’m sure. So instead they picked a water buffalo. Eh, whatever puts food on the table, I guess.
Well at least they do offer watches, politics & sake…
Considering Esquire is written by either gay men or feminists, listening to them about who is the “sexiest” woman alive is like taking advice from them on who to pick in the NFL suicide pool I’m in.
Same applies to People magazine. These people don’t know shit about “beautiful” or “sexy”. Hell, Courtney Jailbait is better looking than this POS and for that matter so is Pippa’s ass.
Wow, she looks as ugly and apely as ever. Wow is she ugly, I don’t get this.
This is such an unappealing photo. I blame the photographer.
love rihanna but that video was trash
I’ve seen her at the local safe house, it’s clear she went straight to the shoot after a week long binge.
Glad to see her representin’.
hawt
Slutty is the new sexy aparently. Women, next time you are called slutty it’s actually a compliment…
skeezy. a marked woman. skank.
like lindsay loho.
Esquire obviously has that green paste over its eyes and can’t tell sexy from skeezy from stupid from sludge.
I wish they would stop encouraging rihanna. if we stop looking maybe she’ll go away.
She isn’t even top 50, sorry.
She is trash and tried much too hard. Yuck
That’s not a gun pointed at her tit, that’s the inflation tube that you blow in to fill them up.
in europe she should be black but in the states for promotion & racist reasons they photoshopped it to a white skin.
I guess out of all the pop tarts (Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Ke$hit, et al.), Rihanna is the prettiest. But the sexiest woman alive? Someone who makes vapid disposable music dressed like a $20 dollar hooker on Halloween?
Yeah Esquire, good call. *rolls eyes*
please, katy perry is heads and shoulders above rihanna
I guess if you take off your clothes nowadays, you are considered sexy.
Thank you Miley Cyrus.
yeah, standards have dropped.
why is esquire so desperate?
as desperate as rihanna.
well said, Freebie!
That’s not a gun tattoo pointed at her tit, that’s the inflation tube that you blow in to fill them up.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As someone that loves girls that appear to be easy (who likes to work for pussy?), she’s gross.
What’s with the green duct tape? I guess they were going for some kind of “jungle” theme, but it looks stupid with just two random pieces on her body.
Will someone please explain to me what’s going on with her lower lip? I have big lips too and mine have none of that crooked underlip puffiness going on…
This is laughable; if this is the sexiest woman alive, the human race is in trouble.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
….they were being sarcastic, right?
Sure?
I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but there are sexier celebrities.
I’d rather have sex with a horse. By horse I mean Sara Jessica Parker.
least she has class
Puke. Bitch is not attractive.
Not buying what Esquire or Rihanna is selling. God, I literally see 100′s of gorgeous women a day who would put this five headed skankaroo to shame.
Clearly the people at Esquire have never seen a photo of Selena Gomez or even Victoria Justice, Cheryl Cole, Mila Kunis, Nina Dobrev….and the list goes on and on.
Somehow, Rhianna naked and covered in dumpster garbage neither shocks nor surprises me.
Rihana is ugly and soo not talented. Thi sis why I stopped reading magizines as it seems like the people who write for them seem to be on the weirdest drugs
No thanks! This woman is not attractive.