Rihanna’s Nipples Are Back

For the time being, Instagram has effectively shut down Chrissy Teigen’s nipples, but like a rainbow after a thunderstorm, Rihanna emerged from the clouds and went to dinner braless in a see-through shirt last night. I’m not saying it was a miracle, but I’ve now linked you to Internet nudity three times, which will somehow pay me money. If that’s not the work of a higher power than there’s a whole lot of dead goats under my basement for no reason.

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