Yup, Rihanna’s Naked Under There

June 3rd, 2014 // 68 Comments

Jonah Hill got caught calling a pap a faggot, so I’m going to save my word-juice for that, and immediately get out of the way of Rihanna and her clearly visible nipples from last night’s CFDA Awards because exactly five people are reading this, and four of you want to tell everybody how your aunt bought a BMW last month just by working at home. Apparently all you need is a laptop.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. She’s from Barbados.
    Apparently, it’s better there.
    I tend to agree.

  2. She bought a Mercedes, not a BMW. Get it right, wouldja?

  3. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Guy is sneaking a view at dat ass. I see you, dude.

  4. cc

    The tattoo under her breasts is still the least attractive tattoo I’ve seen on a woman. It’s just hideous.

  5. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    I don’t like her at all, but she would look so my better without the shitty tattoos. Why ruin your great skin with that shit?

  6. it had to be said

    Joining the chorus, I despise her tats. She’s clearly got a very nice body, but the ink is just horrible.

    Oh well. At least she has to wear them, not me.

  7. Robb7

    Never thought I’d say this, but I’m bored to shit with her look-at-ME! nakedness. Go away…

    • JC

      Yup, although I understand this is the only way to extend her fame beyond “Chris Brown’s punching bag.” It’s not like she can fall back on her music.

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    If that was me with her, I’d be holding her like a bowling ball.

  9. Bob

    She’s trying too hard.

  10. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    “Give me your tears, gypsy, or I will take them.” – Chris Borat

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    Freebie
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    Really, why even bother with the dress

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    Freebie
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    Nobody has to sneak a view – its out there for everyone to see

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    I’ll give Rihanna one thing, she understands fashion. Few things look better than titties through sheer material. I mean she’s got the self respect of Courtney Love, but she does know what we want to see.

  14. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Pasties are for pussies

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    Jaime
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    Every man deserves a RiRi once in their lifetime.

  16. CrashHell

    Hey #yesallwomen, this is why men get confused. You ladies better rope this one in.

    • The actions of the Rihannas of the world are not an accurate representation of the majority of women any more than the actions of Shia LaBeoufs of the world are an accurate representation of the majority of men.

      Short version : You can’t paint all of femdom with the same skank brush.

  17. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    she is certainly #FreeingTheNipple!

  18. Cock Dr

    The whole presentation is such a over the top calculated provocation it deserves a standing ovation.
    I’ll never be on board with tattoos but this dress has made some of them rather …interesting.

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    j/k
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    I can’t wait for the girls to try to wear this dress to their proms. [gets back into windowless van]

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    Cock Dr
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    This one’s a keeper. “2014glamourRiRi”.
    Apparently she won some big fashion award for the year, I guess I wasn’t the only one impressed with her cannabis & penis motif clutch purses.

  21. Kimmykimkim

    Die in fire, you desperate, talentless bag of cunts.

    • I fail to understand all of this hatred toward Rihanna. I guess all of you people know way too much about her. I, on the other hand, know very little about her and I think, tattoos notwithstanding, she’s a knockout (no Chris Brown pun intended).

  22. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    That’ll be in her butt by the end of the night.

  23. anonym

    More women should dress this way and show off their assets

  24. To ignore RiRi’s tats, all ya gotta do is look at her by Braille!

  25. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Ok dat ass is looking very good in this pic.

  26. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Firm tits, check
    Tight ass, check
    Cute face , check.
    Bonus has butt sex, check
    Perverted almost 50 year old man who wants to do her, check

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    jacko
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    Nigga be like dayummmm

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    donkeylicks
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    My Aunt bought a BMW last month just by working at home.

  29. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    sweet merkin!

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    The Real JC_12345
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    I THOUGHT HER NIPPLES WERE BLACK!!! I REMEMBER THEM BEING BLACK BEFORE!! MAYBE SOME NIPPLE MAKE UP THERE?

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    AweseomeTownie
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    great body

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    Jimongee
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    Love the look, she rocks!

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    Steve
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    When your nipples are THAT lopsided…..it’s NOT cool to show them off! She’s losing popularity so she resorts to this crap! Typical….I just can’t get past the nose and forehead!

  34. Obviously an attractive woman (most of the time.)
    But the starved-for-attention demeanor 24/7 makes her not much more than annoying and desperate to me.

    Unless she knocked on my door.
    While the kids were away.

  35. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Simply. Gorgeous.

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    dayum
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    best shift ever

  37. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    All the women complaining about Rihanna’s tattoos:
    Kindly fuck off. OK? Comment about the men.
    We don’t care what you think about the women.
    I’m sure Rihanna especially doesn’t care.

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    I don’t give no shit mang….tattoos or not, I’d fuck her ass til it was a gaper.

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    doug
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    I guess Lena Dunham has a right to appear naked too, but it’s not very pleasant.

    Rhianna looks like the “before” picture of a breast augmentation candidate. She has wide hips.

    This isn’t about freedom, it’s about narcissism. Every time Rhianna chooses to flash her body, people should throw training bras at her. Maybe she’d get over herself then.

  40. Rihanna Nipples See-Through
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    Ape.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d love to put my tongue as far up her anus as I could get it. Wow!

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