And Now Rihanna’s In Her Underwear With Chris Brown In Case The Other Instagrams Weren’t Clear

December 3rd, 2012 // 62 Comments

Because these two really want everyone to know they’re fucking without just tweeting, “Hey, we’re fucking,” Rihanna and Chris Brown have another super-subtle Instagram, only this time around he posted it on his fuckyopictures (Yup.) account with the caption: “What would music today sound like if these kids didn’t exist?” Not shitty? I’m guessing not shitty.

Photos: Instagram, Getty

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  1. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’s my sandwich?! RHIANNA?! GIRL! Where the hell did you go?!! Imma gonna beat the liv- oh wait.”

    ::dials on cell phone::

    “Yeah, she’s gone. Yeah, see you in 10, beautiful. Oh – hey, be sure to bring Kim’s pants. You look like MC Hammer when you wear them and it’s so hot.”

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    To even fucking dream that his ass or Hood Rat McLikesToGetBeat has had had any sort of influence on music is beyond fucking comprehension.

    That smug fucking bastard needs his face beat in with an aluminum baseball bat.

    • JC

      And assuming Chris would like to stay famous based only on domestic violence (since being remembered for his “music” is unlikely), he’s going to have to beat on someone with a lot more staying power than Rhianna, e.g., Ike Turner vis-a-vis Tina.

    • No shit. The music industry has become a giant diabolical machine where you insert an egomaniac in one end and a pop “star” comes out the other.

  3. Her right eye is blacked.

    • Her left eye doesn’t look great either.

      • Poshicles

        That is make-up that is running. Again, people need to STFU, that was 3 plus years ago and they have obviously grown and moved past it; unlike every else in America. And she has proven that she isn’t quite a sweetheart either so I don’t know what eveyone is hating about. And to say that Chris Brown or Rihanna haven’t influenced music is just stupid. How many hits have they had in the past 4 years? I say shine bright like a diamond and don’t wake me up because I love them.

      • Yes, please do tell us how many hits they’ve had written for them, engineered beyond recognition and shoved down our throats in the past 4 years. I really can’t tell one of their songs from another, so an actual number escapes me.

      • @Poshicles
        “don’t wake me up”

        Wow. At least you admit you’re oblivious, but DELIBERATELY oblivious is just pathetic.

  4. Sheppy

    They’re meant for each other.

  5. FYou

    So if he beats her to death this time does he get a pardon since she appears to be an idiot?

  6. This doesn’t mean anything, she probably wore that outfit to church.

  7. Rihanna Cleavage Perfume Launch Macys
    Commented on this photo:

    so many things seem questionable here: Rihanna’s talons clutching the girl’s leg, bringing your young daughter to the launch of a perfume called “Nude”, etc.

  8. stratacat

    what kind of snuggie is that?

  9. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    I see he has his “It’s beat my bitch day!” hat on. Which happens to be any hat he puts on.

  10. Rihanna Cleavage Perfume Launch Macys
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    I sometimes forget there is a semi-presentable woman under that ink-ridden abuse addicted moron who calls herself Rihanna.

  11. El Jefe

    I guess there really is no way to say this without sounding racist so here goes, but he really does look like some inbred, retarded monkey. He just looks special ed and those shit tattoos and the joint hanging out of his mouth do nothing to help him.

    How some LAPD cop has not mistaken him for some gangbanger and shot him dead in the street is a mystery to me? /crossesfingers

    • cc

      If anyone accuses you of racism, they are wrong. Something about his countenance screams ‘asshole’ and coupled with the shit clothes, tats, and joint in the mouth he looks like a piece of trash. If he was a nobody and you just saw him walking around, you’d probably think ‘he looks like the kind of guy who’d beat his gf’.

    • Ya you sound racist. Anytime you use monkey to describe an African America you sound like a ignorant racist bastard. He doesn’t look any more “hood” than any other rapper/hip hop artist out there. That’s his style get off his nuts!

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    Big Mac
    Commented on this photo:

    She deserves a beating if she’s going to go back to that worthless piece of shit.

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    lesleag
    Commented on this photo:

    ha….looks like she has a black right eye….but it is the blanket. ironic

    • Guest101

      I thought the same thing til I looked closer. I’m sure it won’t be long until he dots it for real.

  14. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    The new adventures of Blunt Man and Chronic.

  15. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture will look great at the services for their murder/suicide…

  16. Mark B

    Hopefully there will be no “Awwww, poor Rihanna’, this time her face becomes a Everlast speed bag for Chris Brown.

  17. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    at least they’ll be able to identify her beaten and disfigured corpse by the bra and panties from this instagram photo.

  18. Gary Grant

    Must be Stockholm syndrome or she is a dumbass.

    • Snack pack

      Or? The latter is a certainty. The former is debatable, bordering on being an excuse for the latter.

  19. Well don’t that beat all? Oops.

  20. anonymoose

    This is a picture of 2 festering idiots. Hopefully their willful stupidity is quarantined to themselves. I don’t care what they do to each other as long as they do not bring any of the rest of us down anymore.

    Is there some way to delete all of their lame products from the collective universe, because reminders that these 2 talentless unskilled needy morons exist are insults to humanity.

    • Yes, stop commenting on their photos. If you don’t care so much why did you take time to write 2 paragraphs?

      • Reading comprehension problems? He said he doesn’t care what they do to EACH OTHER as long as they do not bring any of the rest of us down anymore.
        They are violent garbage and the rest of us should strive to be nothing like them.

  21. Richard Harrow

    If you buy either of these two goofballs records/ cds/ songs , I have concluded that all your taste is in your mouth. You should be prohibited from voting , driving a car , and procreating. Please kill yourselves in the most degrading method possible.

  22. Deacon Jones

    I hope he beats her up again.

    He’d go to jail, and it would serve her right. It’s a win/win

  23. Pat C.

    “What would music today sound like if these kids didn’t exist?”
    I dunno, maybe it would sound like Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin?

  24. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    You can practically smell the weed, KY jelly, and Doritos just by looking at this picture.

  25. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    How convenient – they make cammo body bags now.

  26. James Marshall

    These two are about as subtle as a drive – by shooting

  27. Carl Spackler

    Chris’s stage name should be “Blunt Instrument”. Rihanna’s should be “Anvil , the Masochist ” as it looks like she’s ready to take a pounding .

  28. Namehere

    She looks like she has two black eyes…either she is wearing terrible make-up or…

  29. anonymous

    Kinda funny how she goes out in public wearing next to nothing but post sex she has the world’s thickest blanket on.

  30. CuriousTroll

    She has forfeited her right to say anything when the next beating comes around because it is no one else’s fault but hers.

  31. cyrollan

    pretty fuckin shitty. without them. honestly.

  32. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    TS
    Commented on this photo:

    is it just me, or does she have a black eye that she’s trying to hide with that blanket?

  33. Dirty Travolta

    will the both of them just die already …

  34. metal_gear

    …hit her again. No one will care. Hell, she doesn’t care. She went back to your dumb @$$, didn’t she?

  35. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    What would music be like without them? I will admit there are some Rihanna songs I like, but I don’t consider her an influential musician. I haven’t listened to a Chris Brown song since he beat the shit out of her a few years back.

    My cellphone playlist is full of Norah Jones, John Legend, Micheal Jackson, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Coldplay and many others. These two hold no importance to me.

    • Flieber

      While I’m not a fan of all of your musical choices, I agree the musical world would not miss either of these idiots and their manufactured pop crap. Please, go away and let’s test your hypothesis, R and C!

  36. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    Next.....
    Commented on this photo:

    And believe it or not there will still be some idiots out there that will feel sorry for her when it happens again. Let’s only hope she has some Lorena Bobbitt in her blood!

  37. Inglewood

    Someone had to fill the void where Bobbi and Whitney left off

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    ChrisBrown'sBeard
    Commented on this photo:

    These picks will be cute when juxtaposed with all the future hospital pictures of her bruises and welts.

  39. master yoda

    Whitney and Bobby 2.0

  40. Rihanna Underwear Chris Brown
    PAULINE
    Commented on this photo:

    IT SAID WHEN OTHERS CAN NOT SUBPORT OR THREW STONES WHEN THEIR IS NO ONE TO JUDGE, WE ALL HAVE BEEN THERE A PLACE THATS DARK AND YOU FEEL ALONE, YOU ARE NEVER ALONE , HE WALKS WITH YOU, SOME JUST FORGET. BUT LOOK AT HER FACE, HER SMILE EVEN IN HER EYES IS GONE, GET UP AND FIND ANOTHER PATH, CAN NOT CHANGE HIM, CHANGE YOURSELF, GAIN YOUR SMILE BACK TAKE CONTROL OF THIS AND FIND YOUR SMILE, FAMILY AND FRIENDS NOW, IF HE RUNS THATS NOT WHAT YOU WANT, HURT DIES NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU, SMILE REGAIN YOU. YOU ARE WORTH IT,,

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