Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public
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A few weeks ago Rihanna put a reporter on blast (I’m honestly not even sure of what that means.) for asking about rumors that she’s been reminding Ashton Kutcher of the joys of a less-than-half-a-century old vagina. Well, the liberal hebes who run the media (Back me up, Mel.) are at it again, this time during her press junket for Battleship. TooFab reports:
How frustrating is it when you’re linked with another big star, even if you’ve barely met them?” she asked, a clear reference to rumors Rihanna was dating Ashton Kutcher.
Which prompted Rihanna to walk out of the interview, but not before responding:
Very frustrating, almost as frustrating as being asked about it … what’s the point?
Seriously press corps, can’t you come up with anything better than that? I’m not even a real journalist but let me help. Here’s a list of questions less likely to piss Rihanna off next time she’s promoting a board game-based film:
“When describing your sex organs as birthday cake, do you mean chocolate or vanilla, and what type of racial undertones are we to impart from that?”
“What type of rum do you suggest for socially lubricating an entire island nation into a butt-sex parade?”
“Can Mitt Romney effectively excite the Republican base and sway undecided independents who may still be looking for a right-centrist view?”