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A few weeks ago Rihanna put a reporter on blast (I’m honestly not even sure of what that means.) for asking about rumors that she’s been reminding Ashton Kutcher of the joys of a less-than-half-a-century old vagina. Well, the liberal hebes who run the media (Back me up, Mel.) are at it again, this time during her press junket for Battleship. TooFab reports:
How frustrating is it when you’re linked with another big star, even if you’ve barely met them?” she asked, a clear reference to rumors Rihanna was dating Ashton Kutcher.
Which prompted Rihanna to walk out of the interview, but not before responding:
Very frustrating, almost as frustrating as being asked about it … what’s the point?
Seriously press corps, can’t you come up with anything better than that? I’m not even a real journalist but let me help. Here’s a list of questions less likely to piss Rihanna off next time she’s promoting a board game-based film:
“When describing your sex organs as birthday cake, do you mean chocolate or vanilla, and what type of racial undertones are we to impart from that?”
“What type of rum do you suggest for socially lubricating an entire island nation into a butt-sex parade?”
“Can Mitt Romney effectively excite the Republican base and sway undecided independents who may still be looking for a right-centrist view?”
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Twat
Half a decade is five.
You REALLY meant “less-than-half-a-century”, at least I hope so.
I respect her private parts…that’s the same thing, right ?
“Less-than-half-a-decade old vagina.” That’s a little young don’t you think?
Should be just over half a decade old vagina. She’s 24 so that vagina is 6 years legal. C’mon Fish, change it again!!
A FIVE year-old vagina ? Awkward typo there methinks.
And of course, now that Fish has corrected this, people are going to wonder wtf you’re talking about. (Myself, I’m sorry I missed it.)
“Rihanna wants us to respect her privacy”.
In other news, Kim Kardashian wishes “people would stop taking pictures of my butt”, and Paris Hilton wishes “I’d bet invited to more intellectual events than just club openings”.
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS FOR NOT SUPPORTING CHROME!!!!!!! i can’t access your site without chrome incognito, so get on the ball, fuckers!
-thanks very much :)
Not Fish’s fault Chrome sucks and you’re not using Firefox.
Oh, the life of being a pampered pop star is so hard, maybe she just forgot to put clothes on. You know, shit happens.
I’ll just be honest here and say I’d finger bang the fuck outta this bitch.
I’ll just be honest here and say that I would watch that, but only if I was far enough away that I couldn’t smell it.
No insult to you KKK….I’m sure YOU smell like the sweetest of flowers.
Yeah, now that you mention it, I should find myself a gas mask.
Chrome works fine for me.
Chris Brown didn’t beat enough sense into this chick
I use Chrome without any problems
IE 9
“All right, Rhianna, fine. You are not a whore. But you ARE wearing a whore’s uniform.” – Dave Chappelle
She looks so alike Beyonce in this
she always has the most disgusting nails, WTF are those? eww
You are looking at her next tattoo.
Pure trash.
Its a screen test for “Where in the World Is Neurotic Carmen Sandiego?”, in which the heroine treks the world in search of men willing to beat her up.
WOW. The reporter was obviously being nice and trying to throw her a bone. She easily could have said “Yeah, it’s frustrating and I know it comes with the job, but I don’t want to talk about it anymore”.
I normally don’t like to complain about celebrities and their dating lives because I’d be annoyed if people were all in my business too, but damn, this was really bitchy. The reporter was being nice as fuck.
I would love to unwrap her package.
And also, Chrome will get you home.
If she’s 23 then her twat has only been legal half a decade… So he would be right.
Well…I think her twat has teeth and she’s a bitch. So there.
I was bored enough to sit and read through this entire group of words that are thrown together in the form of an ‘article’ on this web page, but only because it’s been a few weeks since I have stumbled across such an ignorant headline for a ‘news/gossip story’. After I waisted that half a minute of my life… I decided that the person who typed this up is probably the most brain-dead and completely pathetic loser to ever own a computer.
I learned very quickly how wrong that decision was after skimming through a few of the comments that followed…..
I’m honestly thinking that the person who typed the article for this story almost HAS to be the owner of each of the accounts that left a comment. I refuse to believe that there are seriously THAT many f*cktards that all happened to stumble on top of each other all at once. . . WOW!!!!
I haven’t gone over the ‘TOS’ of the site yet, but I’m thinking my account will be deactivated soon since one of the requirements to maintain a membership OBVIOUSLY consists of riding a short yellow bus and licking windows in my free time.
You “waisted” your time, but they are the loser?
Am I the only person that finds this monster ugly as fuck!? Seriously, people are blinded by “star power” Cause THIS ONE UGLY motherfucker!
skaaaaank
wow! i was hoping you’d come to my house dressed just like that. i am so in the mode for some finger food, and you are looking delicious, beautiful mama!
I guess it would be okay to act like Queen of the World, if she actually had some talent. But as far as I can tell, she’s overexposed, overhyped, and over-ego’d. And undertalented.
She is following in Lady Gaga’s steps. Girls: the less talent you have to offer, the less clothes you wear. As consistent as gravity. When in doubt about how “good” your music is, show support for the gay community.
she’s such a bitch though.
WTF kind of behaviour is that Rihanna. If you want people to respect your privacy, you should put some fucking clothes on and stop fucking around.
She’s getting stupider everytime I see her.
Look, it’s the Ghost of Whitney Houston Past making an appearance to teach Rihanna that crack is whack and to stay away from men with the last name Brown.
That’s the most Pro- rape culture headline ever.
The body looks like fun, but the face often screams tranny……..
Also, wearing that bikini top with the straps horizontal, ain’t doin’ her any favors….not that I mind the nip slips it causes.
The woman’s beauutiful and if she wants to dress like it…so do it! Look at the clothes the girls are wearing today. This is far more covering than what the young girls where today.
We also have NO actual idea what is on under it!