Rihanna’s New Video Is Dumb As Hell

WARNING: Video is all kinds of NSFW.

Let me start off by saying I think Rihanna is hot as shit, and I’ve made a detailed spreadsheet of things that I’d do to touch her butt. So you’d assume a music video where a bikini-clad Rihanna does a bunch of stuff to a naked woman before getting fully naked herself after killing Hannibal Lecter would be right up my alley, and yet I was bored to tears by “Bitch Better Have My Money.” Two minutes of Paul Rudd farting was more entertaining, but maybe that says something about me. Maybe I’ve changed and finally started growing up. *rewatches Paul Rudd video* Haha! Poop sounds.

NOTE: You can literally save seven minutes of your life and just look at this shot. This is the only thing worth watching.

Rihanna Butt Bitch Better Have My Money Video

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