Rihanna Just Got Us All Killed

October 21st, 2013 // 28 Comments

Before performing in Abu Dhabi Saturday night, Rihanna stopped by the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque only to get kicked out while posing for pictures that “did not fit within the rules and regulations set out to preserve the sacredness of the center,” according to CNN. Which is great because on top of drone strikes – Thanks, Obama. No, really. – now we’ve got American pop stars defiling holy places on Instagram. Somewhere Miley Cyrus is probably sitting with a Quran between her labia going, “What?”

Photos: Instagram


  1. Everybody does remember that Rihanna is from Jamaica, right?

  2. Bubba

    I think we’re safe. She’s from Barbados. Brown on brown crime. Whew…

  3. anonymous

    ” now we’ve got American pop stars defiling holy places”

    I must missing something. Rihanna isn’t American is she?

    • Nationality-wise, she’s from Barbados.

      Commercially, this is our fault.

      • Dox

        WHOA… hold on there skippy.
        We have sent numerous letters to Barbados asking them to please come pick up their drunken whores. They have thus far refused.

        Besides. After the elephant thing, I got us a waiver. We’re good.
        She’s on her own.

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    Thanks Biatch! I would be one of the 1st to donate astone for the happy stoning. Get in line for your turn………….

  5. Fuck knows just having a woman present is probably fuckin’ with the sacredness of the place.

    • JC

      Probably true, but it seems like common courtesy to NOT have a photo shoot in someone else’s holy site, regardless of which Angry Sky Dude they worship.

  6. God damn it, woman.

  7. wait- miley cyrus isnt american is she?
    shes uh- cyruscan or something.
    yeah thats the ticket.
    shes a cyruscan from cyrus.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    She was dressed appropriately for a mosque, as Muslim modesty laws require that hot chicks cover their horrible tattoos.

  9. How enlightening to perform in a place where women get arrested for being raped. Wonder what kind of sentence she’d get for being punched in the face.

    • Chris Brown's Publicist

      There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that my client just bought a first class ticket to Dubai.

  10. Much like Bieber and Canada, I am sure Barbados will be more than happy to let America keep Rihanna and all the bullshit that goes along with her. It is like she tries to outdo stupid everyday and what is amazing is that she usually succeeds.

  11. Cock Dr

    I wonder if she’s keen to have a jihad waged all over her ass in some squalid basement Middle Eastern jail cell?

  12. Rihanna Mosque Sheikh Zayed Instagram
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    Are those the Druid dudes I saw at Burning Man two years ago?

  13. See, Chris Brown doesn’t seem like such a bad guy now, does he?

  14. kimmykimkim

    Execute her.

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    Reminds me of Bill Mahr’s show with the burkha runway show. She’s the “slutty” one & about to be ass-kicked by that chick mad-dogging her on the left.

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    she looks like the love child of Samuel L. Jackson & some lady I don’t know…

  17. These pictures were offensive? I think they’re beautiful. Ya don’t gots ta get naked for great pictures! If nothing else, she’s a gorgeous girl.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t care how much she is worth; she is pathetic.

  19. tlmck

    Never a good suicide bomber around when you need ‘em. Must be a union thing.

  20. Out of curiosity, would parachuting a pig in a kippah into the mosque through an open window during prayer be considered less or more offensive than this?

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