All Hail Rihanna, Drunken Butt Queen of Barbados!

August 5th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year: KADOOMENT DAY! The magical Barbadian festival where Rihanna returns home to soak the entire island with rum, making it ripe for the buttening. So yes, Virginia, it is better than Christmas. Granted, Rihanna skipped it last year, she did spend the entire day in Portofino hosing her ass off in a bikini, so she was there in spirit. In fact, legend has it, she made a voodoo doll rub its butt all over the crew and at one point drank rum out of a bucket she found under a seat. The harvest was saved!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. LOL, you wrote, “Yes, Virgina.” Virgina.

    DON’T YOU FUCKING CHANGE IT.

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    donkeylicks
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    Well at least now we know where Dave Chappelle has been hiding out for the last 8 years.

  3. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    fancy. very fancy.

  4. Not bad. Covering her forehead definitely helps.

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    even her Rum has cock in it. FFS.

  6. I can smell her crotchy sweatiness from here.

  7. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    “Kadooment Day”. Dress like a Chicken Lady whore. Real civilized.

    • Charles

      Urmm thats how Kadooment has always been, EVERYONE wears that same costume to dance to music. Kadooment is to celebrate to end of the crop season here in barbados. It is a part of our culture…african culture. So back the fuck off kay?

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    Cock Dr
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    Great shot. Wow. What a gorgeous mess she is.

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    Cock Dr
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    All that fun must be EXHAUSTING.
    Forty photos just isn’t enough…

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s young and can obviously take a lot of punishment. Although the hangover was probably a dreadful one I’m sure she shook it right off and kept on partying.

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    The Pope
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    Monday is instantly better when you add in a hint of Barbados butt-crack.

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    The Pope
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    Classy.

  13. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    Not sure why everybody here is hating on her, but she looks beautiful in these pictures.

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    caley
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    “Man, I hope Rihanna didn’t notice I just farted on her leg…”

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    caley
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    “All right, did someone just fart on my leg?!”

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    eh
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    Wong ho… Aw, alright, make it quick.

  17. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    Looks like she’s flashing us a peek of the aureola on her right breast. Well done, Rihanna. Well done.

  18. Caroline

    The epitome of a lady.

  19. What’s with the sudden influx of people who talk about Rihanna like she’s Courtney Stodden?
    The girl is hot, whether she’s an emotional idiot or not. If Tori Spelling can be impregnated multiple times I find it hard to believe 95% of humanity wouldn’t bang Rihanna.
    And are we really going to complain about this chick being wasted? Really, people?
    Masturbate and relax.

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    Gorgeous.

  21. This chick is hideous, talentless, and disgusting. I look forward to the day she disappears.

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    Is that on backwards?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Nothing stereotypical about that liquor bottle

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    Deacon Jones
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    (…who can I find to hit me tonight….must look for someone carrying Hennessy bottle…)

  25. FennJenn

    Posting uncensored nip slips on the main page now. Classy.

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    Ben Dover
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    Hey its Chris Brown’s crack whore

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    RubberBandMan
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    oh boy, she’s about to get boned by that dude in the green.

  28. Roverp

    Somebody tell me about Elvis Presley and his drug addiction please….Seems we have some real haters out there

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    Donkeylicks
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    I think that the “cup laying next to a chicken coup” comment got to her.

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    white girl
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    Oh, come on! Why doesn’t she have cellulite? Her butt is 2x the size of mine, yet somehow I’m the one with a cellulite.
    Life’s unfair.

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