All Hail Rihanna, Drunken Butt Queen of Barbados!

The Superficial / August 5, 2013

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year: KADOOMENT DAY! The magical Barbadian festival where Rihanna returns home to soak the entire island with rum, making it ripe for the buttening. So yes, Virginia, it is better than Christmas. Granted, Rihanna skipped it last year, she did spend the entire day in Portofino hosing her ass off in a bikini, so she was there in spirit. In fact, legend has it, she made a voodoo doll rub its butt all over the crew and at one point drank rum out of a bucket she found under a seat. The harvest was saved!

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