Rihanna Kept Drinking: Now With 80% More Butt Sex Jamboree

True story: I waited probably three hours yesterday before downloading pics of Rihanna at Kadooment Day thinking I would get them all. I was an idiot. So here’s the rest of Rihanna at Kadooment Day where she clearly had enough alcohol in her to do way more buttsexing which I’m almost positive is how this magical island says “Hello.” To us it’s a mysterious, almost forbidden fruit, to these people it’s, “Oh, hey, Tom. *butt grinds, sips coffee* So this weather, right?” God, I hate America.

NOTE: If you’re bored out of your fucking mind, click over to our Facebook page where you will see women absolutely lose their minds over any photo of Rihanna not dressing like a nun. Then be sure to click on their profile pictures so knowledge and understanding can Barbadian butt greet you. (Remember: Proper sanitizing is key to a happy butt greeting.)

Photo: Splash News

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