Rihanna Kept Drinking: Now With 80% More Butt Sex Jamboree

August 6th, 2013 // 26 Comments

True story: I waited probably three hours yesterday before downloading pics of Rihanna at Kadooment Day thinking I would get them all. I was an idiot. So here’s the rest of Rihanna at Kadooment Day where she clearly had enough alcohol in her to do way more buttsexing which I’m almost positive is how this magical island says “Hello.” To us it’s a mysterious, almost forbidden fruit, to these people it’s, “Oh, hey, Tom. *butt grinds, sips coffee* So this weather, right?” God, I hate America.

NOTE: If you’re bored out of your fucking mind, click over to our Facebook page where you will see women absolutely lose their minds over any photo of Rihanna not dressing like a nun. Then be sure to click on their profile pictures so knowledge and understanding can Barbadian butt greet you. (Remember: Proper sanitizing is key to a happy butt greeting.)

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    Thank U blogger for bringing us the sticky rum soaked goods.

  2. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    The shoes really make the outfit

  3. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    Fuck me, Ghandi

  4. More Sir Please!

    More lady ga ga bikini photos please!

  5. Marty Beckthefirst

    these kids are so in love with themselves , that it spreads like wile fire to fans and she s made an idol . Actually Rihanna is very sexy . In my opinion . She has been mixed well like a fine cocktail she possesses enough of each race in her genes to make a sexy girl . Do I like her voice ? Can’t say . Never heard her sing . But I love looking at her .

  6. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    She is surrounded by cocks! So many cocks!

  7. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    She looks like a flapper from the days of prohibition with the flask in her hands.

  8. Rihanna Kadooment Day Bikini Drunk
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    “Wanna get high”

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    diego
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    Give her the “Ol’ Wobbly H”

  10. Jake

    I’d probably fuck her then beat the shit out of her, too.

  11. How nice of you to take time out from posting insulting, demeaning posts about women based on their looks or what they’re wearing, to preach about women posting insulting, demeaning comments about other women based on their looks or what they’re wearing.

    • crb

      Well at least he didn’t [yet] post about preaching about women posting insulting, demeaning comments about other women based on their looks or what they’re wearing,

      who then preach about posting insulting, demeaning comments about other women based on their looks or what they’re wearing,

      who then get jobs at The Superficial preaching to Fish and then post insulting, demeaning posts about women based on their looks or what they’re wearing,

      while preaching about it.

      -There, Hat-Tricked it for you.
      .
      THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE!!!

      WHEN I LEFT YOU, I WAS BUT THE LEARNER; NOW *I* AM THE MASTER.

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    Damnrobert
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    ‘fish… there is this new technology where a whole bunch of pictures are magically glued together to form something the kids call a “video”. This post needs one…

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    Cock Dr
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    Jeepers.
    That’s a helluva hangover treatment she’s got there.

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    That white guy to her right is one of the “real” body guards watching out for her. Trust me, she aint drunk, is fully aware of what she’s doing, and it’s all for her image.

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    Teddy
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    I think she is pissin in this pic

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    Teddy
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    Who among use has not taken a dump along side the road

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    xoxo
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    random white guy

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    Yes because hugging Daddy is exactly what one should do after a long, arduous day of butt fucking and binge drinking. “Oh don’t be silly Daddy, that’s just sweat you’re smelling! Salty, delicious sweat…”

  19. kery

    Rihana is always naked and drunk ;X

  20. Weird. It’s like watching a documentary about the bizarre mating ritual of some jungle creature.

    “The Rihanna returns to it’s birth place to perform the mating dance of the liquor-sweat butt rub…”, etc.

  21. Since she and Chris Brown have split, she’s really turned into a mega stank ho..

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