Hustler magazine is claiming it has a sex tape featuring Rihanna and rapper J-Cole who opened for her Loud tour and featured her in his “Can’t Get Enough” video. How they got a copy is anybody’s guess, so let’s assume Chris Brown did it because, “Dude ain’t even punching her in it. How you gonna call that porn?” RadarOnline reports:
“Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape,” said a rep for the adult company. “We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.”
While they refused to disclose any further details of the tape, the fact that it exists is sure to have Rihanna quaking in her stilettos.
However, despite Hustler’s claim about the pair, a source close to Rihanna is still denying it exists.
“Rihanna is surprised because there is no sex tape,” they told RadarOnline.com.
In a pre-Kadooment Day world, this probably would’ve been exciting news, but after seeing Rihanna drunkenly butt-grind an entire island nation, it’s going to take way more than your run-of-the-mill sex tape to make headlines. Not counting this one. And the one I got it from. — I want to see a witch doctor in the background holding a baby lion club is what I’m getting at here. “And this, Simba, is how you tap that ass. Go, J-Cole, go, J-Cole, it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday!” *raises roof, plays “Who Let The Dogs Out?” on boombox*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder shit, but I just don’t understand why so many posters say this woman is ugly.
Is it because she’s a shade of brown?
She’s gorgeous and she knows how to work an ice cream cone.
“And this, Simba, is how you tap that ass. Go, J-Cole, go, J-Cole, it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday!” *raises roof, plays “Who Let The Dogs Out?” on boombox*
You’re on acid.
Ahhh the ‘cans…
Theyll never get it, will they?
They have to be the stupidest race on the planet, next to the muzzies.
Nun wrong with LSD you little fuck
Simba is also a moniker J Cole uses in his raps, I’m impressed Fish knows it.
I’m not impressed. Rap music died somewhere around the mid-late nineties.
I’m with you, in general, Dick. Rap was arguably best in…call it 1994…but it’s not totally dead yet and J Cole is decent.
If it’s not totally dead yet it should be put out of it’s misery. Starting with Bubba Gump Kanye.
Yep, about that time, rap truly did die.
Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne just put a big fat stake in its heart to finish it off once and for all.
i’ll watch it if she has her bozo wig on
A black slut whaddya know
There’s no Chris Brown sex tape because he’s a walnut bandit.
What’s a “baby lion club?”
i am in love with the pants.. omg…
I’d gladly exchange my cock for that ice cream cone!
You don’t think that’d melt in your pants?
It would melt in her mouth not in my pants. lol
“Melts in your mouth. Not in your pants.”
Excellent picture choice, Fish – glad to see your talents aren’t limited to Mel Gibson!
Of course Rihanna is denying there’s a sex tape. She wasn’t tied up, and he didn’t even slap her once. How is that sex?
Did you really just reference Young Simba? I’m impressed.
Immune to brain freeze for obvious reasons
You must be a woman…but even being a woman I wont lie, I’m a little jealous of the ice cream cone
Hells yeah, me too
“What do you mean Vivid won’t sign the contract?”
X marks the cum spot
ahahahah
“Now all I have to do is marry a Baller and Kim Kardashian will be irrelevant. HAHAHAHA!”
She is absolutely vile.
Just because you see a black chick in a shitty red wig having sex with a “rapper” does not make it Rihanna, Hustler.
Something tells me that the continuing, partially clothed, fantasy is a better deal.
Well another publicity again…. I like Rhianna that’s all…
it’s not mean! she is a celebrity! it comes with trteirory, she is not affected by an opinion. I am upset for the other people that look better and don’t have that title. Her accent has nothing to do with her sexiness, wel 5% or less. I am not racist, The other girl in destiny child, (not beyonce not kelly rowland), was sexy. beyonce is not bad but over rated and i have no problem with people claiming that she is hottest girl alive because she is hot just not the hottest
that’s why she is black?
She loves it when she has nuts in her mouth.
I dont like rihanna i just like her music because she tried to mess up CHRIS BROWN’S Life
Don’t. Want. To. See.
Is J-Cole a mixture of all J.Crew and Kenneth Cole employees? If that’s the case, what a slut.
I wanna sed that video Rihanna is so hot shot I’d hit it
It makes sense that braindead hyper-slut rihanna would make a fuck tape. Only the stupidest, most slutty dumbasses do that nowadays, and that description fits ol’ “leg spread” rihanna perfectly…
what do ice-cream taste like if you jus tossed some dude salad? ass-cream?
i wanna see that badly…She’s got amazing body..
Ah Oh yeah! I wanna see the tape for myself first before I kno what to do with it
Rihanna is my dream girl. She has sexuality oozing out of her and it’s a total turn on.
I CNT WAIT 2 C RIHANNA NICKD & HER SEXY PUSSY CRYIN 4 HELP
c’mon man can’t anybody make sex tapes nowadays without other know it?:P:P…best regards from romania ..take some time and check our music if you’r into club and dance..and so on:P…………..here’s one link for you if you’re interested……..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp02kRM-xgU
dis girl is purely satanist,she can’t diffuse hiphop music wit her dirty sins of the flesh.she’s too freaky and dirty
rihanna shd remember where she started 4rm as a young beautifully talented singer now turning into a beast,it doesn’t surprises me bcoz her acting on stage portrays dat of an angel of lucifer,u bitch rihanna,you are a monster cannibal.i hate u and hiphop now,better seek the kingdom of God
Provide easy access to videos please and st0p making the user search for too long before finding a video or music, your site sucks for that..
what about brandy av not seen any sex tape of her
Shit was md hot
That’s hot
That’s hot
watch the full sextape at http://rihannasextape.webs.com shes sexiiii
to me the people i like and recsept and have that real talent are the people who got well-known from the start without having to be half naked on live TV such as celion dion, whitney houston, mariah carey these singers got the real voice and can sing and sound incredible on live performances! i know there are a lot of well-known singers but the way they got well-known is not right and sad because they didnt ge well-known cause how talented they are, they got well-known cause of showing off their body
Welcome Back Anna, Maybe I’ll get back into blogging! My life has been crazy and I’ve been kieepng a journal instead C. and Jesse Dog!
Tout la / I wouldn’t neceassrily see neither of them live, but if I had to choose one, it would be Ci. She knows she is not the greatest singer, but she can make up for it by dancing. Sorta like Britney does. Oh, and she definitely has stage presence (knowing how to connect w/ her audience.Rihanna is cute, but she lacks stage presence big time! She is so robotic in the delivery of her songs with her off key goat-like singing voice, and doesn’t dance AT ALL! If I wanted to see someone pose like a supermodel for an entire concert I would’ve gone and watched a runway show. Oh and she doesn’t play any instruments live. What kind of show is that??And I guess I just feel like Rih just tries too hard to be something she’s not. Simulating masturbation on stage, smashing guitars The self-proclaimed Black Madonna needs to show me something the real Madonna actually HASN’T done. Now a few artists I would see live? Gaga, Adele, or Pink. That’s entertaining, surprising, and unexpected. Love it.
If a reviewer has sgined their name to a review they should be thanked in the acknowledgements, even if the advice were less than helpful. (That is, if you want to be politically astute). That the reviewer’s suggestions were constructive makes this gesture easier the review system worked here, yes? Trying to uncover someone’s intentions is wasted time, especially since this reviewer herself might not even know *why* she decided to sign the review. Or it is a typical act on her part. You can’t know until you ask.