Rihanna is Fancy and Other News

July 22nd, 2011 // 45 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jason Sudeikis is making a movie about an orgy. [Huffington Post]

- Which won’t be nearly as funny as this clip of JLo literally smelling the flight attendant on Marc Anthony‘s breath. [Lainey Gossip]

- Robert Pattinson‘s new haricut is awesome? [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison vs. Fergie: Plays with old wrinkled nuts vs. has a pair. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in a bikini also. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Diving looks retarded. There’s no pc way around it. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise wasn’t allowed to wear this for Valkyrie. [TooFab]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts can sell you anything. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks needs to go back to being a ginger, right now. [IDLYITW]

- Justin Timberlake had no problem looking at Mila Kunis naked. No kidding. [Just Jared]

- Snooki‘s new book is called “Gorilla Beach.” That sound you’re hearing is aspiring writers collectively blowing their brains out. [Celebslam]

- Daniel Craig‘s new movie has the worst marketing strategy ever. [FilmDrunk]

- Hayley Atwell had giant breasts even before Captain America. Who knew? [Maxim]

- Top 12 Most Beautiful Pictures Of Ryan Gosling And His Dog George: Now, I’m not saying he bangs the dog, but I am showing you pictures that prove it. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Biggest Scumbags in Sports History: If 49 of these aren’t Rapistberger, I take issue immediately. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Stupid

    Ya, she is doable.

  2. Rihanna Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t Miley Cyrus already trademark this look?

  3. rough's choice

    “Robert Pattinson’s new haricut is awesome?”

    It’s awesome for people who had their heads stitched back together after it had been split in half. I always knew these people looked chic. I just wasn’t cool enough to recognize it.

  4. cares, who

    In every picture there’s a suicide bomber saying it all with his vest.

  5. FRANkw

    Is it me, or does she have REALLY LARGE HANDS?

  6. i thought divers meant lesbians :( was one of them greg lube-anus?

  7. cc

    Sometimes it looks like Chris Brown nearly beat the black right out of her.

  8. Cock Dr

    That a great heat wave dress, but damn girl you would have to tape the twins in there to keep them from jumping out.

  9. the captain

    wearing a bra gives troubles to some of us.

  10. payola alert

    With all the regular photosets of this trashy bitch, why are we NEVER treated to shots of her stage antics? Oh sure, we’ll see what funky crap she has on, and we all scoff, but what about pics of her shoving peoples faces in her crotch all along the front row? Or, how she brings someone up on stage and fucks their face? Or the s&m video they play during her show???

    Just curious…

  11. RoboZombie

    Jimminy! Look at those yams!
    Is that tattoo written backwards? So she can read it in the mirror?

    • mel

      probably, she’s dumber than a brick.

      • Jock McCrock

        no, it couldn’t be that the photo editor simply flipped the photo… duh

      • TomFrank

        Yeah, sure, Photo Boy flipped the photo. Then why aren’t the Fs in the Fendi bag backwards? Way to be observant.

      • matti

        No it was not flipped …DUH

        She told me in advance she’d be coming, and then when she got there, she told me what she wanted: ‘Never a failure, always a lesson,’ but written backwards.”

  12. Does she have the Memento thing going on with her tats, or are those just Chris Brown’s rules that he hand etched into her?

  13. mel

    when this gal first showed up on the scene a lot of people, including myself were really impressed with her hotness. now though, it looks like hollywood and its gutter whore influence has taken a giant crap on rihanna as she looks like a typical inner-detroit hood rat gangster. too bad.

  14. Venom

    Princess RiRi is a bad bitch.

  15. Gerbil in my Butt

    Don’t understand the fascination with this one.

  16. Rihanna Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought there was a smudge on my computer but it was actually a bruise on her boob.

  17. she wouldn’t know classy if someone punched her in the face with it.

  18. jump1551

    she looks nastier every month!…

  19. DKNY

    Is, was, and always will be a fug.

  20. Rihanna Cleavage
    the thing is
    Commented on this photo:

    I do not see anything hot about this cunt.

  21. Rihanna Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    hey RIRI, nice man-hand to the crotch yo!

  22. Herman Bumfudle

    lol! black cotton – t with two fans. cute!

  23. Herman Bumfudle

    by the way. wow!

  24. Jock McCrock

    has she had her implants taken out btw? Looking a lot more natural these days (and no worse for it!)

  25. kimmykimkim

    Nothing says class quite like a tit bruise.

  26. blank whites

    Am I really the Only one that thinks she looks like a freaking black guy?
    her face
    her face looks so mannish, she looks like a transsexual african american guy right there

  27. welldoneson

    I’m not sure why I get the impression that this broad is one unsufferable
    dipshit. just the total package, I guess, along with the presumption that a prior boyfriend who clobbered her at least had a reason, even if there is no legit reason to do that.

  28. Rihanna Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a soft spot for Rihanna…but it’s growing harder all the time.

  29. Rihanna Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a soft spot for Rihanna…but it’s growing harder all the time.

  30. matti

    I have a soft spot for Rihanna…but it’s growing harder all the time.

  31. Rihanna Cleavage
    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    What a complete skank! I don’t even know where to start with this ho.

    1 – Nasty hair. Gurl ditch the wig.
    2 – Cheep tats. Nothing says class like a half-baked tattoo.
    3 – Flap-jacks! Gurl you better put some air in those tires.

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