Rihanna is Already Fighting With Chris Brown, May Have Tattooed ‘Breezy’ on Her Neck

December 10th, 2012 // 70 Comments
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It’s an age-old love story. Boy meets girl. Girl peeps phone. Boy tries to murder girl. Girl resumes butt-sexing boy a few years later. I’m almost positive this is the plot of Gone With The Wind. Anyway, just 11 short days ago, Rihanna made it clear that she’s ready for another terrifying near-death experience, so it should come as no surprise that it’s not going so well. Via HuffPost Celebrity:

Rihanna is reportedly angry with Brown after he partied with Karrueche Tran, his model ex, after his Paris gig on Friday night, according to The Sun. “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change,” a source told the tabloid.

Wow, who would’ve guessed this wouldn’t work out? Oh, that’s right, THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. But since Rihanna is clearly functioning just a shade above profoundly retarded, there’s also a report that her new neck tattoo is the nickname Chris Brown gave to his army of mouth-breathing wannabe punching bags.

Previously, The Sun reported that Rihanna got the word “Breezy” tattooed on her neck. “Breezy” is Brown’s nickname. “She got it to symbolize her commitment to him. Now the world knows they’re back together, they’re determined to make it work,” a source said.

When asked to comment Chris Brown was unavailable because he was getting blown by another pre-murdered idiot in a Lamborghini that he was running over toddlers with, so let’s grab a quote from Teem Breezy. “U R Gods gift!! Stay strong, boo, h8ters goan h8! Yo fist + my face = <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!1"

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Poop-head

    Record sales record sales record sales!

    • adm.fookbar

      I don’t understand her appeal, mannish face. Is a pair of tits and a song about bananas really that fucking appealing to men?

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    #Liloisamoron
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says, “I’m a free-spirited, sexual dynamo!” like sitting half naked on the floor with a glass of wine and a couple of dead racoons on your head.

    • DumDums

      So classy this one! Happy to know that dum dums out there waste dollars buying this piece of work’s music. Gaw, just looking at this picture makes me want to drink Lysol.

    • I feel bad for her. Pray she get’s some professional psychiatric help and runs far away from Chris Brown before he kills her.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      This shot is somewhere between a bad Playboy centerfold/ Roxy Music cover from 1986 and a very bad acid trip.

  3. BlinkyTheFish

    I think a shade BELOW profoundly retarded is more like it! I wonder if there are any major papers who don’t actually have her obit ready yet?

  4. That quote from Team Breezy just got me in a bit of trouble. My boss next to me gave me a LOOK. Hilarious.

    And as far as this being for record sales, I completely disagree. Rihanna’s people have had to tell her a million times that this is terrible for record sales. People lose respect for her, and nobody wants to see a loser succeed. I know everytime I hear her songs now, I’m like “Ugh, Rihanna, she’s an idiot.” No way this can be good for her career.

  5. You can only try to explain common sense to an idiot so many times… I believe I have officially stopped giving even a single fuck about this woman. I used to care, really I did. I even felt bad for her at one point. But now? Someone wake me when they find her beaten body in a ditch somewhere…

  6. stratacat

    she’s my celebrity death pool pick for 2012. there’s still 21 days left. I think i have a good chance on xmas.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Try New Year’s Eve, just before the stroke/ 33rd punch to the head – of midnight. It only seems like a risk now, but the odds get better if Bitch Brown gets pissed.

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    jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    stupid is as stupid does

  8. It’s a pattern, really. A series of steps. First step: Sucking up. He sweet talks her to get her to fall in love with him. They are codependant, so before long, he will have the control back, because that is the only way she knows how to keep him. Second step: Cheating. His infidelity, with his ex, makes it even more personal and breaks down her self-esteem. She thinks it is her fault for not making him happy. We are about two steps away from the “Peep the Phone” stage, and we all know how that ends. Except this time, he probably really will kill her, because as anyone who has been in an abusive relationship knows, the abuse ALWAYS gets worse.

    • adm.fookbar

      Its a tragedy when someone dies to violence, all too often someone doesn’t have the resources, physical, monterary, or emotional to break away and thus it ends in that way.

      But this woman has money, fame, and an entire world telling her to walk away… and she won’t. This isn’t Stockholm Syndrome, this is a dumb cunt.

      Hopefully it ends soon so I can bypass the LIfetime movies while my wife is still too young to give a fuck abotu watching that shit ass channel and by the time we move into the Murder She Wrote phase of active adult entertainment, Rhianna is forgotten to the fucking dungheap of fucking history.

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I apologize to the mentally challenged as Rihanna has once again, redefined the word – RETARDED.

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    hatersgonhate
    Commented on this photo:

    sometimes I look at her and I think “she just looks like she smells bad.”

  11. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    A long time ago in a far far galaxy I called Rihanna a ” no good Ho from the Ghetto,see tattoo under tits with insecure issues going back to Scumback Brown.” Some PC dude stated crackers could also be “Ghetto” and hence I was racist ?
    Yes I know she is originally from Jamaica, her actions/attitudes do mimics Female Afro-Americans born and breed in the city ghettos. But Crackers with similar traits are called white trash or trailer trash. To me Rihanna= Ghetto Ho period.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/10/Give.a.fuck-200_166.gif[/img]

  12. Buffalopundit

    The last couple of sentences of this post should win you a Pulitzer. Kudos.

  13. jonandkateplushate

    Does PETA do assignations? They should start !

  14. The sooner he beats her to death the better. That way we never have to her about this bullshit ever again.

  15. joe

    Half-brain covers Cher’s Half-Breed.

  16. Hugh Evers

    This romance is a throwback to when abused women wore big sunglasses – and if pushed took the blame.

    Some of us jump on the dysfunctional aspects of domestic abuse but these two have discovered that the passion of a right hook can lead to the meaningful expression of ownership via neck tattoo. Haters gonna hate.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really very easy to foresee waking up in the morning and seeing the headline ‘Rihanna dead…’

  18. Can we fast forward to the end of this story please? When are they going to find their dead bodies in a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont after the inevitable murder/suicide?

    • How many times do I have to say this? Chris Brown is way too full of himself to ever commit suicide, and Rihanna is way too much of a doormat to actually kill him. The best you can hope for is that he kills her and ends up in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

      • I’m actually hoping for her to gather the balls to kill him then off her self. I’ll settle for him killing her and spending the rest of his life in prison, though.

    • He won’t hurt himself. Hope she kills him, though.

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    Elaine
    Commented on this photo:

    What a nut case
    I skip hers and his music if it ever comes on pandora

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    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    pig

  21. El Jefe

    She has just turned into pathetic, tattooed, ghetto garbage trash and is just making herself look like a total idiot and fucking ass.

    You are the top singer in the world and you have to run around behind this ugly monkey that beat the shit out of you and on top of that he is still running around with his girlfriend? Fucking sad and just downright embarrassing.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look up the word “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?”
    “A picture of Rihanna?”
    “No, the definition of the word “idiot,” which she fucking is?”

  23. Carl Spackler

    Didn’t realize that “breezy” was one of the seven dwarfs. Sneezy and Sleepy come to mind . Breezy was the dwarf that like to get blown?

  24. That’s not what “all foxy” means, dear.

  25. Dr.J.Fever

    We all know the dirtbag will beat this idiot again. Part of the reason she survived the massive beating is because it is hard to kill someone that way without using a weapon. My bet is that the next time he won’t kill her but will either cause so much damage to her body that she will be unable use her body and face to sell records OR he will damage her brain so she is unable to function – think brain dead or in a wheelchair not able to do much except breath. I think this because last time the photos showed lots of head/face trauma.
    Yea I know already brain damaged etc. But I am serious.

  26. unjustified

    fucking retards hope they kill themselves to be rid of this stupid shit you know there’s something wrong with the world when a guy beats on women and she wants him back awesome rolemodels for todays youth

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  28. MissJonsey

    Chris Brown = Bobby Brown

    Rhianna = Guess who?

    These two probably have more in common than idiocy- (herpes, drugs, alcoholism) just speculating.

  29. anonym

    I cannot feel sorry for Rihanna.

    I will get out the popcorn and watch her get beaten or murdered

  30. ORLY

    You don’t need to feel sorry for her. But wishing death on someone is disgusting.

  31. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dumb girl

  32. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Why sit on a fake polyester animal fur rug when you can sit on hardwood, I always say.

  33. Rihanna Breezy Neck Tattoo Chris Brown Fighting
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says success like pleather pants.

  34. Dear Rihanna,

    You’re unattractive and your eyes are very far apart, so I made this for you:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/10/Screen Shot 2012-12-11 at 11.16.16 AM-340_311.png[/img]

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    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    There are some really nice, down-to-Earth people in showbiz.

    This dumbeeotch isn’t one of them.

  36. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Black white trash, if ever there was.

  37. Blip

    “…so let’s grab a quote from Teem Breezy. “U R Gods gift!! Stay strong, boo, h8ters goan h8! Yo fist + my face =

  38. Yes, yes I am going to hate.

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    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still eat it out!!

  40. Sliver

    This will end well.

  41. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting ready to burn it with fire?

  42. Queen of the Harpies

    If he looks like this enormous of a dick from a distance, imagine what he looks like up close. And if she looks like this much or a doormat from a distance…well you get the idea. I honestly feel bad for her, because she s giving his sorry ass her power. She’s a beautiful girl with a brilliant career, I just dont get it. But the saying goes, there’s that one for everybody… He’s that poor baby’s cryptonite. I know she’s stupid, and I know people have stop giving a fuck, but love, or thinking that’s what it is, is the most poerful drug on the planet. JS.

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    PAULINE
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP YOU ARE TOO GOD FOR THIS, DROP MOVE ON,,,,,,,LIFE TO SHORT GIRL,,,YOU ARE TO GOOD FOR THIS MESS,,,WE LOVE YOU,,,,,TAKE CARE OF YOU, CANT FIT HIM,,,ONLY YOU,,,,,

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    PAULINE
    Commented on this photo:

    THATS THE GIRL WE KNOW, WHERE DID YOU GO, FIND HER AGAIN, THIS HAS MAD YOU HARD, AND YOU WILL EAT UP WITH THIS, BAD BOY IS NOT WHAT MAKES A MAN, ONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, AND CARES HOW HE MAKES YOU FEEL,,,NOT HURT,,,,LOOK AT YOU FIT THIS , SMILE AND FIND THIS SMILE ON THAT FACE OF YOURS, GET WITH FRIENDS NOT SITTING ALONE, STAY SMILING,,,,THINK WHAT IS THIS DOING TO MY LIFE, HEART, MOOD, MIND, THEN SHAKE THIS OFF AND GET WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND SAY THANKS I AM NOT WITH HIM, SEX FEELINGS WILL NOT ALWAYS FEEL EVERY THINGS IN LIFE, NO ONE SAYS I LOVE YOU THEN HURTS YOU, CAN NOT FIX HIM, YOU ONLY CAN FIT YOU,, AND YOU ARE SOOOOO LOVED, LOOK AT A CHILDS FASE THAT KNOWS YOU, NOT A MAN, A CHILD THEY DONT LIE, GO SHARE YOUR TIME WITH CHILDREN THAT ARE SICK, THEY COULD USE YOUR SMILE TOO, AND CLEAR YOUR HEAD,,THEY HAVE A HURT THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WOULD MAKE THE WORLD TO THEM YOUR SMILE, GO, LOOSE TAHT HEART ACKE, IT IS MAKING YOUR FACE OLD, YOUR TOO YOUNG, AND YOUR BODY, STOP WITH INKING,, YOU ARE TO BEAUTIFUL, I CAN NOT SEE YOUR SKIN,,,,MAKE IT YOUR NEW YEAR MAGIC, NEW SONGS OF WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY , SMILES GO RIGHT TO THE HEART, MELT HIM OFF YOU, YOU CAN FAMILY AND FRIENDS,,,,,YOU DESERVE THAT, GOD PUT YOU HERE FOR THAT AND YOUR VOICE WILL BE HEARD,,,,PRAY FOR YOU,,,

  45. Rihanna Breezy Neck Tattoo Chris Brown Fighting
    PAULINE
    Commented on this photo:

    BRING THAT SMILE BACK, YOU LOOK SO GREAT,,,WE ALL HAVE HAD A BAD LOVE, GO FIND GOOD LOVE,,,,,,SMILE AGAIN, YOU LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD WHEN DO,,,NOT SAD, THEN HE WINS AND YOU GET LOST IN THIS MESS,,,,SMILE,,,,,

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    grossie
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  47. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    grossie
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s just sad… and gross

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    J Ripper Esq
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would you sit around drinking wine in a bra and no pants yet obviously wear a bikini bottom judging from tan lines. huh!

  49. Rihanna Pantsless Fur Hood Fireplace Glass Of Wine Twitter
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a lucky floor. Wish that were my face she was sitting on.

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