Posted by Photo Boy
It’s an age-old love story. Boy meets girl. Girl peeps phone. Boy tries to murder girl. Girl resumes butt-sexing boy a few years later. I’m almost positive this is the plot of Gone With The Wind. Anyway, just 11 short days ago, Rihanna made it clear that she’s ready for another terrifying near-death experience, so it should come as no surprise that it’s not going so well. Via HuffPost Celebrity:
Rihanna is reportedly angry with Brown after he partied with Karrueche Tran, his model ex, after his Paris gig on Friday night, according to The Sun. “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change,” a source told the tabloid.
Wow, who would’ve guessed this wouldn’t work out? Oh, that’s right, THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. But since Rihanna is clearly functioning just a shade above profoundly retarded, there’s also a report that her new neck tattoo is the nickname Chris Brown gave to his army of mouth-breathing wannabe punching bags.
Previously, The Sun reported that Rihanna got the word “Breezy” tattooed on her neck. “Breezy” is Brown’s nickname. “She got it to symbolize her commitment to him. Now the world knows they’re back together, they’re determined to make it work,” a source said.
When asked to comment Chris Brown was unavailable because he was getting blown by another pre-murdered idiot in a Lamborghini that he was running over toddlers with, so let’s grab a quote from Teem Breezy. “U R Gods gift!! Stay strong, boo, h8ters goan h8! Yo fist + my face = <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!1"