Here’s Rihanna performing in Toronto last night where apparently her stage show has evolved into nothing more than her fingering herself on stage before jutting her ass and vagina at the audience. …. *orders 500 Rihanna tickets*
(What? Were you expecting some sort of criticism? That first sentence was almost nothing but happy words. Goddamn, you people are bitter.)
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Jim | August 6, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I bet she’s a great fuck.
Hmmm. brown sugar.
Vito | August 7, 2010 at 3:09 am
With just a dash of chocolate! Perfect. Yummy…
ugottabekidding | August 6, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Looks like the outfit that Mila Jovovich wore in the movie The Fifth Element.
RICHMONDCA | August 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm
that was jean paul gaultier…this b.s was made in the back of somebodies basement….next
maaaan | August 6, 2010 at 7:32 pm
thas exactly wat it is..
emmy | August 6, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Awesome. I’ve always wanted an outfit that could make me look like a trellis
Cindy Elmwood | August 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm
The trellis look is HOT right now.
nutter | August 6, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Hey, it works for Miley. Why not.
HackSaw | August 6, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I’d hit it.
thunderstud | August 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm
I’d hit *her*! ;)
Vito | August 7, 2010 at 3:10 am
Chris Brown already did.
Bagina Face | August 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Masturbating on stage takes the edge off.
bored | August 6, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Pink wore that better and at least she had the decency to spray the audience down.
adam | August 6, 2010 at 3:37 pm
chris brown really messed her up
gurl NO | August 6, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I know, I hate that she dresses so stupid now…one sleeve, one pant leg= retarded, makes no sense
freebie | August 6, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Looks like she has to pee and is having problems shitting. This is talent?
Deacon Jones | August 9, 2010 at 3:15 pm
lolololol
alex | August 6, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Meh. Too bad there are so few talented acts “at the top” right now. She isn’t one of them.
Cat | August 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm
What kind of ghetto diaper is the chic behind her wearing?
Anexio | August 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Why does she have tape all over her?
Weird.
OUT!
The Verdict | August 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm
It’s clear now that Chris Brown did nothing wrong.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm
what a bonafide whore… p.u.
Jim Rome | August 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I want the high score on all video games in strip clubs!
TussTown | August 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I agree she’d be a great fuck. She has a blazing body
Pat C | August 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Wonder why she stopped? The next thing the sex show performer is supposed to do is take off some more clothes.
Serf | August 6, 2010 at 4:38 pm
ahhhhhh how low we have sunk as a culture. It now takes zero talent to entertain the masses of mindless fools. All is going according to plan! How much is your great nation worth now proud America? Who owns it now? (Clue: we are in debt to them)
me | August 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm
China?
maaaan | August 6, 2010 at 7:29 pm
lmao def china..everything here in the USA is “made in china” lol anywhere but the USA…smh…yea i’m locking in tht answer….China..lol
The Greeks perhaps?
Gremany? RUSSIA?!
Cardinal Fang | August 6, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Unless she’s got a cucumber up her snatch on stage I don’t think it belongs here.
Roman | August 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I wish a sex tape was stolen instead of the cell phone. FML :-(
woop woop | August 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3082604/Raunchy-secret-of-telly-news-girl-Tasmin-Khan.html Tasmin Khan naked!!
lori | August 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash.
ROUGH actually | August 6, 2010 at 4:54 pm
If chippy D doesn’t adopt Rihanna’s “rude boy” song as her video debut it’ll probably the biggest mistake she ever committed…
Lapdog | August 6, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Please let me sniff and eat your smelly, sweaty cunt.
Nicola | August 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Yall need to stop the non stop hating on Rihanna. I live in Toronto an attended the show and it was good. I listen to Flow 93.5 the only urban station in the city and the callers this morning were good. the toronto sun gave her a 4.0 outta 5 and i agree. stop being mean spirited for no reason. damn
sucks to be YOU | August 6, 2010 at 7:59 pm
fuck that bitch rihanna and fuck YOU TOO…
TussTown | August 6, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Personally I think she is a talented pop star, but Nicola, no one cares what Aunt Flow 93.5 or your wack newspaper has to say
Doyers | August 6, 2010 at 6:37 pm
This girl ruined the Dodgers season!!!!!
maaaan | August 6, 2010 at 7:26 pm
maaaan thas jus a way to disguise scratchin her fire crotch!!
what??? | August 6, 2010 at 8:28 pm
This chimp is reduced to posing and simulated masturbation…no surprise here since her voice SUCKS!
Ryder | August 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm
If Rihanna is talented, then I’m President Obama typing this.
Stephanie | August 7, 2010 at 1:04 am
Nasty dolphin head. She needs to use echolocation to find her fucking brain. Looks like she either got hit too hard..or not hard enough. Skanky. Hope she washed her hands after this.
captain america | August 7, 2010 at 1:21 am
SHOWING “MEAT-SKIN” IN AMERICA IS “NOT DONE”, folks!!
they’re still pretty prudish.
sorry.
Eric | August 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm
If she is a talented singer, why is she acting like a slut then ?
sexy | August 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Because SEX SELLS
Spo | August 7, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Is that outfit an homage to internet sensation “Tron Guy”?
cc | August 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm
She sucks as a singer and a performer. Another manufactured talent. Without make up, she doesn’t look like anything.
Goddamnit | August 10, 2010 at 11:44 pm
RIHANNA!!! U a 5 star chick!
Bored with life | August 11, 2010 at 1:37 am
She’s an ugly, no talented, skank. No wonder buddy beat the shit out of her…