Rihanna is a Talented Performer

August 6th, 2010 // 76 Comments

Here’s Rihanna performing in Toronto last night where apparently her stage show has evolved into nothing more than her fingering herself on stage before jutting her ass and vagina at the audience. …. *orders 500 Rihanna tickets*

(What? Were you expecting some sort of criticism? That first sentence was almost nothing but happy words. Goddamn, you people are bitter.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jim

    I bet she’s a great fuck.

    Hmmm. brown sugar.

  2. Looks like the outfit that Mila Jovovich wore in the movie The Fifth Element.

  3. emmy

    Awesome. I’ve always wanted an outfit that could make me look like a trellis

  4. nutter

    Hey, it works for Miley. Why not.

  5. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  6. Bagina Face

    Masturbating on stage takes the edge off.

  7. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    SHe likes to fart i heard

  8. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    you know somewhere chris brown is masturbating to these pics

  9. bored

    Pink wore that better and at least she had the decency to spray the audience down.

  10. adam

    chris brown really messed her up

    • gurl NO

      I know, I hate that she dresses so stupid now…one sleeve, one pant leg= retarded, makes no sense

  11. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    shes not nude. shes wearing flesh colored bullshit.

  12. freebie

    Looks like she has to pee and is having problems shitting. This is talent?

  13. Rihanna
    Ms. Rosen
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is not so great if you look close.

  14. alex

    Meh. Too bad there are so few talented acts “at the top” right now. She isn’t one of them.

  15. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t tap that if you paid me

  16. Cat

    What kind of ghetto diaper is the chic behind her wearing?

  17. Why does she have tape all over her?



  18. The Verdict

    It’s clear now that Chris Brown did nothing wrong.

  19. what a bonafide whore… p.u.

  20. Jim Rome

    I want the high score on all video games in strip clubs!

  21. TussTown

    I agree she’d be a great fuck. She has a blazing body

  22. Pat C

    Wonder why she stopped? The next thing the sex show performer is supposed to do is take off some more clothes.

  23. Serf

    ahhhhhh how low we have sunk as a culture. It now takes zero talent to entertain the masses of mindless fools. All is going according to plan! How much is your great nation worth now proud America? Who owns it now? (Clue: we are in debt to them)

  24. Cardinal Fang

    Unless she’s got a cucumber up her snatch on stage I don’t think it belongs here.

  25. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish a sex tape was stolen instead of the cell phone. FML :-(

  26. Roman

    I wish a sex tape was stolen instead of the cell phone. FML :-(

  27. lori

    Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash.

  28. ROUGH actually

    If chippy D doesn’t adopt Rihanna’s “rude boy” song as her video debut it’ll probably the biggest mistake she ever committed…

  29. Lapdog

    Please let me sniff and eat your smelly, sweaty cunt.

  30. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget Rihanna fingering herself… Is that a man waering a yellow bra in the background???!!!!

  31. Nicola

    Yall need to stop the non stop hating on Rihanna. I live in Toronto an attended the show and it was good. I listen to Flow 93.5 the only urban station in the city and the callers this morning were good. the toronto sun gave her a 4.0 outta 5 and i agree. stop being mean spirited for no reason. damn

  32. Doyers

    This girl ruined the Dodgers season!!!!!

  33. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is she doing?

  34. maaaan

    maaaan thas jus a way to disguise scratchin her fire crotch!!

  35. Rihanna
    Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    I tap, slapped, and beat the shit outta that ;)

  36. what???

    This chimp is reduced to posing and simulated masturbation…no surprise here since her voice SUCKS!

  37. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    that bitch is gummy

  38. Ryder

    If Rihanna is talented, then I’m President Obama typing this.

  39. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Son, I’d eat that shit for brunch! In fact, I’d invent a new meal between snack time and lunch called “snunch” just to eat some more of it.

  40. Stephanie

    Nasty dolphin head. She needs to use echolocation to find her fucking brain. Looks like she either got hit too hard..or not hard enough. Skanky. Hope she washed her hands after this.

  41. captain america

    they’re still pretty prudish.


  42. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so beautiful it makes me want to punch her in the face….oh…..wait..

  43. Eric

    If she is a talented singer, why is she acting like a slut then ?

  44. Spo

    Is that outfit an homage to internet sensation “Tron Guy”?

  45. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Works for me.

  46. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Spank and eat.

  47. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen, Rihanna…you’re trying TOO HARD!

  48. cc

    She sucks as a singer and a performer. Another manufactured talent. Without make up, she doesn’t look like anything.

  49. Rihanna
    Commented on this photo:

    When she broke up with Chris, she began to dress and perform like that is a cheap imitation of Lady Gaga Her performances and her singing something

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