Macaulay Culkin sees what you’re doing. He always sees…
While some parents demanded Katy Perry‘s breasts on a pike for turning their kids into early strip club addicts, other, less vigilant parents allowed their precious angels around Rihanna over the weekend while she wore a necklace with an extra special message on it. Granted, I’m sure everyone, including Rihanna, simply got caught up in the moment and didn’t notice, I think it’s safe to say this was entirely Chris Brown‘s fault. Although, in fairness, that would’ve been my response to Rihanna shoving a child into traffic and/or telling him he’s adopted. I shoot from the hip.
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Our celebrity-obsessed society is a harbinger of the collapse of Western civilization. For kids to idolize someone who would wear such a vulgar necklace, and for parents to approve of the adulation… we’ve just sunk so low I don’t think it’s possible for us to make it back up for a gasp of air before we suffocate.
hey sean, fuck you!
hey irony, heheh, hows it goin’.
but seriously sean, fuck you.
fuckyou Sean
I hear you, sean. If this is the best kind of circus that’s provided with our bread, we don’t have too far to fall. Just ask Edward Gibbon. Or Saint Bono– he probably hates this shit too.
lol, is this real?
The boy in the 1st picture looks like he’s reading her necklace.
when i first realized what the necklace said, i felt the need to say something disparaging. but something about the way the whole group looks so happy just makes it okay.
Clearly, Rihanna has a “case of the stupids”; she’s obviously mentally limited. Just like when slutney spears wore a t-shirt that said “MILF in training”, wearing a necklace that says “fuck you” is the action of a retard. Stupid people should not be put on tv; untalented stupid people like Rihanna should not even be mentioned in the press…
yep, you’ve covered it. should add she’s got a case of the uglies, too. and if there’s a stylist involved, said stylist should be fired.
………….unless you’re black.
You know you’ve hit a low when you get style tips from Lindsay Lohan.
Nah, he can’t read. He’s just trying to figure out who she is.
Way to stay classy girl .. way to stay classy! Who wears that *hit?? Who gets up in the morning and says, “I think I’ll wear that cool f/u necklace today?”
Maybe she is from San Diego. Viva Ron Burgendy
“Who gets up in the morning and says, ‘I think I’ll wear that cool f/u necklace today?’”
Rianna’s publicist gets up and says “she should wear that cool f/u necklace today.” The he follows it with “we’ll get the most money out of this waning commodity by appealing to the lowest common denominator. And this is the USA, so we have to aim REALLY low. Should I also tell her to hike up her skirt and take a dump on the carpet? Nah, too far. For right now.”
Fish that necklace has a sentimental meaning to it…Chris Brown gave that to her the day after he let her know what his knuckles tasted like.
So that makes it ok to wear at a public event. A public event with children.
You know what? Charlie Brown didn’t hit her near enough or hard enough.
Word to your mother(fucker) Ri-Ri.
@K West..dude you missed the ENTIRE point of that comment. Go BACK to point A and start the fuck OVER.
what kind of idiot parent would let their kids anywhere near this retarded low class monkey?
shut the fuck up racist bastard lol get a life
Rihanna mistakenly thought the sign read “Ronald McDonald Ho,” so she ran up the steps and said, “Here I am!”
Rhianna next career move must be twirling down a pole, upside down, whilest wearing this necklace…As a lot of strippers wear necklaces wearing such words…
Also, her outfit is just a tad short for the kiddos..
Hmm…I wonder were I can find this necklace! I’d love to give it to my girlfriend for Christmas but, I doubt her batshit crazy as fuck fire breathing evil ass would get the hint.
Her mother must be so proud
Damn, can’t a bitch show some love for that new Cee Lo Green song? Racists.
Talk about a walking stereotype…
what`s going on with rihanna, thats badddd baaadd example for children, im disappointed.
I actually really like her necklace. It’s funny. You guys need to seriously lighten up.
Ok …honestly. I am not especially a fan of Rihanna. But I think whoever wrote this article is inhumanly malicious. Clearly it was unintentional even if she isnt exactly a ‘thinker’…but jeez talk about bully.
That necklace is fucking noice. Haters gonna hate.
Oh shut the fuck up and quit crying motherfucker. THIS is The Superficial. WHAT the fuck do you THINK we do here?
First of all Rihanna has never said she was a role model, her last album was called Rated R. Only an idiot would be surprised that such a person wasn’t a good role model or kids or used profane language, so this post is basically pointless. As for Chris Brown, he is a hateful violent person, but that is probably why you identify with him so much because he reminds you of you. Obviously you think domestic violence is a joke. But you are superficial so be proud, you are sinking down to your name.
look at the funny side. these kids are gona be showing off pics to their folks when one of the moms is gona read it and freak. discovery is fun :)
she’s a dumbass…
Dumb fuck. Her publicist should be fired for that little mistake. By the way, I think she looks like a hooker on the street corner at night when it’s chilly. The toque and granny sweater covering her slutty outfit. Can’t make slutty wholesome.
Rihanna is a Great Role Model.