Rihanna Was So Lucky Chris Brown Beat Her
(Alternate Title: America Is A F-ckbox of Dumb)

February 13th, 2012 // 94 Comments

Eventually all of us are going to grow old and be forced to rely on younger generations to provide our care and generally make sure society as a whole doesn’t collapse on itself leaving nothing but a barren wasteland where the elderly will be the first to die as our limbs lack the strength and agility to hunt giant mutated rats for food. Which is why after reading this, I’ll be putting a goddamn bullet in my mouth at the first sign of pants-shitting:

25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At The Grammys [Buzzfeed]

Thanks to Dawn for making sure I was good and depressed this morning. You’re my nightingale.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. lori

    Do you seriously believe those posts were written by real people?? It’s so obvious they’re hired drones. I’m surprised you’re that gullible.

  2. Rihanna Cleavage Grammy Awards
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    “Don’t press your head against mine. I look like Rumer Willis when people do that.”

  3. Rihanna Cleavage Grammy Awards
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    Nice… cross

  4. Jill

    ROUSs? I don’t think they exist.

  5. Rihanna Cleavage Grammy Awards
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    she looks very white

  6. Rihanna Cleavage Grammy Awards
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    if she leans over with that dress…i’ll be there to take the picture.

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