Rihanna’s Touching Her Vagina Because ‘School Kills.’ Sure, Why Not?

August 20th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Whenever I stick my hands down my pants and complain about the education system, people are always like, “Sir, this is a Starbucks,” or, “I don’t know how he keeps getting out of the car, we have child locks,” but apparently when Rihanna does it, it’s sexy cool or some shit. So here she is touching her vagina along with the caption “school. kills” because, I dunno, Sandy Hook maybe? Does masturbating stop school shootings? We should probably see where she’s going with this. *grabs popcorn*

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  1. Cock Dr

    Damned if I can figure out what it is. Anyone else wanna give it a shot?

  2. joe

    She’s fucking Jaden Smith now?

  3. I wouldn’t have realized that was someone’s crotch if it wasn’t for the panties. Btw, next time, lose the panties.

  4. ‘school kills’? well fuck. that explains the cockroach-y-ness of those Kartrashian & Jenner whores.

  5. For all we know, that could be a picture of Jared Leto…

  6. I thought her fingers were labia for awhile.

  7. buzz

    Can’t be certain that’s even Rihanna. There’s not one shitty tattoo present in that pic.

  8. Fish’s Starbucks story reminded me of one Thanksgiving when I had totally pigged out (including two helpings of pie). I pushed back from the table, unbuttoned my pants, fired up a monster Cuban and put my feet up on the table. Then, after I cut a fart that caused a sonic boom, the waiter came up and made me leave the restaurant.

  9. OMG She’s tucking it in, I knew it, I knew it. And you morons tried to say JNL was a tranny, but JNL’s all woman and she is more that you can handle. We see now who the real tranny is. See See She’s tucking it in!!!! Wait!! Is that Hank Baskett in the background grinning?

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