Rihanna Dumped Drake Again

Presumably because they’d been dating for three months and he still hadn’t put her in the hospital yet, Rihanna has reportedly dumped Drake again, according to Us Weekly:

“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them.”

And because the Jay Z and Solange story will not die, this all happened before Rihanna’s MET Gala party that Jay Z allegedly wanted to attend without Beyonce which makes this pic she posted to Instagram yesterday cryptic as all hell. Does it mean Beyonce knows her husband is banging Rihanna? Or does it mean those rumors are bullshit and everybody’s cool with each other? More importantly, why can’t the Illuminati afford better cameras that aren’t blurry as fuck? Why in my day, Satanic gold was worth billions, billions. Thanks, Obama.

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