Rihanna’s Still Drinking

August 1st, 2011 // 209 Comments

Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like their penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, is not an exaggeration. Apparently 90% of her conversations went like this:

DUDE: Hello, I am very big fan of your music.
RIHANNA: Why thank you. Pretend to do me in da butt?
DUDE: You are too kind.

Of course, my favorite photo is the one where you can literally see Rihanna sober up and realize she’s on a pole in ripped fishnets while a guy in cornrows is basically giving her a pap smear with his eyes. God knows I’ve been there… Both of theres… Anyway, enjoy Round 2 of Rihanna grabassing all of Barbados and making it love anal.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Kate

    SHE’S AN UGLY HOE LEADING A PARADE OF F**KING ANIMALS WITH NO CLASS WHATSOEVER! I THANK GOD I COME FROM EXCELLENT PEOPLE!!!

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    Roger
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    What a fat ass

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    Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT? That cant be FOR, banning the hand shake is it?

    For or vs?

  4. Chris Brown

    I’ll hit that again.

  5. Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough

    And the 2012 Beautiful Humanitarian Award goes tooooo. The North American Hairstyle Award ceremony will be held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Vegas. Get your tickets.

  6. Xeorad

    Cooties

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    Xeorad
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    she’s fugleh

  8. Anybody else notice the overwhelming replies by MrsWrong? Methinks ho bag needs to get a job and get her fat ass off the computer.

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    derp
    Commented on this photo:

    quite a few nip slips

  10. RasputinsLiver

    And I repeat:

    Ah…

    Ain’t nuthin’ like a drunk brown-skinned ho.

    White-skinned hoes merely look trailer trashy.

    Whereas brown-skinned/dark-skinned hoes look absolutely filthy, like some big ol’ juicy hunk of meat you wanna sink your teeth and cock into and know you don’t have to ask what her name is, you don’t even have to pretend to care.

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    Emilay
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    HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY……mirror.

  12. Rihanna

    C’mon, leave me alone. I know I’m a chubby, no-talent abuse victim – don’t need the reminders. Look at the guy in the photo on the right….that’s not a look that says “gimme a piece of that”. He’s thinking, “ugghh, who dat dressed up like a clown with the beginning of a spare tire for a stomach”! The only good thing about the photo is the piece of wood hides the mud flaps peaking out of my bottom.

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    Babe
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    This is only news because it’s Rihanna…West Indian women dress, drink and dance like this during carnival festivities it’s called “playing Mas” or ” Masquerading”. I dont think I know of one Caribbean woman who HASNT played Mas at least once! She’s from Barbados…NO BIG DEAL!

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    Babe
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    Looks like snags in her tights…probably from rubbing up against sequins and feathers and other stuff from other people’s costumes.

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    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s wrong with this bitch? seriously.

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    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    this guy just hit the jackpot! chiropractor, masage therapist, mri and 10 surgeons later for the spinal damage suffered will lead to a nice settlememt check for pain and suffering.

  17. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    What the RACISTS on this web site fail to understand is that it’s the 21st century and in this day and age a girl can go on a bender!!! White chicks like Britney went on legendary drunks in their day; Rihanna worked hard this year and deserves a good three-day tie-on too. The ONLY 2 things I could POSSIBLY fault her on are these: in not one picture is she wearing a thong, and her outfit inexplicably includes a top.

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    Mila
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    If only that camel toe could talk…

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    xokdmr
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    Her fake nipple fell off so she moved on to deeper taverns…

  20. Kayla

    Oh, Rihanna. She’s the kind of person that when you go to their house, you don’t sit on the toilet seat because you’re afraid you’ll catch something.

  21. Arzach

    Oh , I love this girl.
    And Kate, bigotry is a very gross thing in a lady … oh wait, you’re not a … never mind , you’re OK being an fat-ugly-jealous-old-cow asshole.

  22. Beauty

    I’m so embarrassed for her

  23. JN

    Why shouldn’t she be drinking… she’s Rihanna not Lindsay Lohan?

  24. lol

    she looks like a legit chimp in that picture

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    Fandy
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    WWCBD? What Would Chris Brown Do? (smack her in da face, datz what)

  26. KOOL GUY

    SWEETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,WHAT YA DRINKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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    Sequoia
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    I am not sure whether to pity her or to feel disgust. she just seems like a total idiot. Always pulling at her private parts and acting like she is the sauciest girl in the world. What a waste of human flesh!!

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    K-Star
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    Wow, unsurprisingly she doesn’t have a great body when she’s not photoshopped like mad. Not terrible, but that chick in the background in pic #17 is wayyy the fuck hotter.

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    dcma
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    Classy.

  30. LEB

    Way to show some class, Rihanna. And way to show your abusive ex-boyfriend look LESS bad.

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    Double D
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    Apparently Chis Brown was unable to knock some sense into her.

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    still hit it
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    why dont we have a holiday like this in america? hot drunk chicks parading down the street giving everyone lapdances????

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    Gimmeabreak
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    She’s hot and wild. I like that

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    Hfire3
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    Town bicycle?

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    Gimmeabreak
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    I like the pic where the other girl grabs her ass

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    je
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    YOU PPL ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID. ITS CROPOVER IN BARBADOS RIHANNA WASNT THE ONLY ONE WEARING A COSTUME LIKE THAT.

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    HatingThisBitch
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    I do….

  38. Humbert Humbert

    For those of you not familiar with the culture, “Kadooment” is Barbadosanian for “buggery.”

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    php opdrachten
    Commented on this photo:

    Leuk verwoord en uitgeschreven. Heb het gelijk doorgestuurd naar een vriend, hij was hiernaar opzoek! Mooie site trouwens!

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    M
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    Shit is broken. Link to full size is not there.

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    CAMEL TOE

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    chris
    Commented on this photo:

    just so you know this bitch eats pussy more than lil wayne smokes weird

    2 words sex addict

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    Commented on this photo:

    Worst ass shot ever!
    Illusions shattered forever :(

  44. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    Come closer baby, get it in my mouth.

  45. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    Hold still, trying to loosen just a little so we can get a nip slip.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    I’m going to assume she’s inviting me to connect the dots Peter North-style.

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    anonymoose
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    The “sexiest” woman alive? More like Flabbiest Woman Alive! and that flab and she’s only 23! Plus, no talent!

    Esquire sure has lowered its standards.

  48. Hasan

    Rihanna’s Become to the street of a new live even no that by my self sexy girlfriend likes to a person.

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    MrSoRight
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    “Is it in? Are you sure?!”

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    dfajklweef
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    i love you rihanna.

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