Rihanna’s Still Drinking

August 1st, 2011 // 209 Comments

Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like their penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, is not an exaggeration. Apparently 90% of her conversations went like this:

DUDE: Hello, I am very big fan of your music.
RIHANNA: Why thank you. Pretend to do me in da butt?
DUDE: You are too kind.

Of course, my favorite photo is the one where you can literally see Rihanna sober up and realize she’s on a pole in ripped fishnets while a guy in cornrows is basically giving her a pap smear with his eyes. God knows I’ve been there… Both of theres… Anyway, enjoy Round 2 of Rihanna grabassing all of Barbados and making it love anal.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    MAKE IT RAIN: You’re doing it wrong

  2. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    On a personal note, Rhianna, it’s weird for you to invite your dad to an orgy you’re queen of…MW

  3. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    So they can just _walk around_with double ended dildoes in Barbados????

    • juststopit

      you are the worst at commenting on any of these photos… it’s not even close to being funny… just stop…

      • justshutup

        oh my. Poor thing. since when one has to be funny on this site to comment ? Bold comments usually are good enough.

  4. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice to know that even though she has been drinking 48 hours, there is no sundown, and somehow they made her their queen in Barbados….all folks recovering from a bender…ALL OF THEM…wind up at Taco Bell

  5. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s always tricky, primping after a quickie…or in this case…276 quickies

  6. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    CALLED IT!!!

  7. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
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    I’m not sure the person she is hitting on is M or F…But, HONESTLY? I dont think she does either!

  8. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Person with braids: Girrrrl, I will lick you like a pudding pop
    Rhianna: Mmmmmmm, pudding pops

  9. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
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    Well, now we know how her stockings got a run…they were biting each others’ ass

  10. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    *Fingers align with run in stockings* Just as I suspected!

  11. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    SWEAR TO GOD THAT GUY HAS TO BE GAY! Bet he’s looking at….anything else than what is in from of him….(I’m all for gays, I don’t care who u love, not enuf LOVE in this world…but srsly…Rhianna and a freaky black chick…it’s an untapped porn genre…UNTAPPED!!! Why look away??? 36 24 36 AND 5’3″….don’t hate homo (thank you for your time!)

  12. The Brown Streak

    Glad to see Rhianna showing off her natural hair style.

  13. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I see what has happened here. It is like the good parts being cut when they run a good movie on TV, blurring the bad guy on COPS, and there being a black box online(hehehe…I’m gonna go back to my older posts and see if I can fit an airplane joke in there somewhere). So, I think if you refer to picture 29 you will see the point where she is telling the pap she invited to Barbados to stop filming….that way she could have her fish dinner and O.R.G the rest of the night…

  14. suzie

    Why don’t the pictures show up when I click on the links anymore. And the links that are for the gallery just take me back to the main page. :( :( x(

  15. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Ci
    Commented on this photo:

    the girl thats behind Rihanna in most of these pics completely outshines her in the looks department. she’s beautiful

  16. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t seem too impressed with his Swatch.

    • MrsWrong

      I didn’t respect the swatch when I was in the 6th grade, why should she???

      • MrsWrong

        NOW, if the Swatch could jump onto people in your defense( as an 80s Swatch) or tell you if sex isn’t a good idea cause you tagged her as un-do-able on your facebook…then folks would care!

  17. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    gottapee
    Commented on this photo:

    are those cuts on her arm?

  18. MrsWrong

    SERIOUSLY…FISH, add this to the dead pool and chat room I requested…↑ this B is out of control…and Janet taught us how great it is to be In Control

    • Speaking of control, maybe you could lay off this thread until you actually have something to contribute other than a running thumbs up/thumbs down commentary on what everyone else posted. If you want a dead pool and chat room, then get your own thread – because regardless of your delusions, you’re not running this one.

      In the meantime, go look up “logorrhea” because I’m pretty fucking sure your picture’s next to the definition.

  19. the one

    so when tequila is involved don’t take her too serious………….

  20. T-Bone

    I’d definitely be willing to stick it up her sweet butthole. She’s fantastic!

  21. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    radlad
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    That dude in the background has his eyes on the prize.

  22. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Rupert
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    What’s all that stuff on the back of her legs in pic #34? Did she poop herself?

  23. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    or…”Just put it in ur ass…why are u crying?…stop your sniffling and bend over, I’m the queen!”

  24. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
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    Don’t get excited, she’s married to Will Smith

  25. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    If you ask me the girl behind her is a sister/body guard/fluffer. I like to call them SIFTERS

  26. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Horny sifter is sifting

  27. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s wrong to say Id lick her boobies like a lollipop, huh? Not that I would, uh, I just was….wondering….kthxbai

  28. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    SO MUCH ‘HOT’…MUST VISIT BARBADOS…Need sugar daddy who likes funny…must see boobbies and make jokes!!!

  29. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    HOW ELSE COULD SHE ESCAPE THE FOLKS ‘WANTIN’ DAT ASS’

  30. Venom

    Wow Fish, you are seriously jealous of her aren’t you?
    Are you really that upset that you can’t go down to Barbados and party for Crop Over?

    At least she is not naked like American women are at Mardi Gras and giving blow jobs in public on the balconies on Bourbon Street.

    it is part of the culture, been around for decades. Get a passport and an education about other countries and their cultures.

    • Kate

      THAT NOT CULTURE…THAT’S FUCKING ANIMALS!!! PERIOD END OF HOE BAG STORY…LEAVE MY COUNTRY AND GO STAY IN CLASSLESS COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE!

      • General Disarray

        Yes, Kate, because we are a nation that is teaming with class…starting with you.

      • Venom

        Ha Ha, Kate you fucking loser.
        You wish you could afford to go to Barbados and stay there.

        Barbados is for the rich tourists, usually British, Jamaica and Hawaii are where poor tourists go to stay, although you might still be too poor to even go there.
        By the way your great country is poor as fuck and broke like you. The Chinese, Brazillians and Russians are buying it up piece by piece.

    • @Venom: You are exactly right: I’m insanely jealous of her and just playing up my ignorance for comedic value. After seeing these, I’m definitely going next year, so look for the glowingly pale white guy going into liver failure in a puddle five minutes after the parade begins.

      Adding… Thanks for commenting Kate, I was just thinking this site needs more painfully obvious racist trolls. The 800 we have already just isn’t enough.

  31. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
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    JUST WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO LET THE FAPPERS REALIZE SHE LOOKS NAKED(LIKE I HAVE TO TELL U)…WHAT U DONT KNOW IS SHE IS SOOOO SEXY TO THOSE LIKING SOFT, FLEXIBLE, TALENTED, TAN, SMELLING GOOD……WHA, WHAT…NEVERMIND…GO FIND SOME WHITE CHICKS TO FAP TO…

  32. T-Bone

    What’s on the back of her legs in pic #34? Did she poop herself?

  33. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    No, black don’t crack…it molts

  34. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, but he’s second place in the millionaire’s “L” word fantasy

  35. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Snooki Lover
    Commented on this photo:

    MAN that feels good on my clit.

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    welldoneson
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    Nipped!

  37. eeo

    This is why Chris would beat her, to keep her in line. What a slut.

  38. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    bob
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    it’s going to be hard to beat off to this chick knowing she has aids now

  39. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    The very rare Barbado’s Camel

  40. Herman Bumfudle

    looks fun!

  41. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Here, hold this while I gets busy!!

  42. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Gross
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh so itchy…”

  43. Donald Trump

    What a classy whore.

  44. Donald Trump

    What a classy….woman?

  45. See Alice

    YUCK

  46. Cock Dr

    I can only think of three possibilities:
    The costume is glued on. Superglue.
    The people of Barbados are very polite, even to a drunken almost naked pop star. If that were happening in New York I gotta think Rihanna would be stripped naked in less than a minute.
    or
    There’s at least one or more large & threatening security guys standing just out of the shots, telling anyone who approaches that if they try to pull off the little bits of beaded costume there will be much worse consequences than just having their rum spilled.

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    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    It just looks like a bunch of monkeys humping everything and everyone. We really haven’t evolved much, have we? Well, the feathers and bikinis are different, I suppose.

  48. catapostrophe

    “like they’re penis”? Come on. It would have taken fewer keystrokes to do it right.

  49. Marceelf

    After Chris Brown, apparently nothing hurts anymore.

  50. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    awesome tho i’ve seen this from her 10^6x

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