Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like their penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, is not an exaggeration. Apparently 90% of her conversations went like this:
DUDE: Hello, I am very big fan of your music.
RIHANNA: Why thank you. Pretend to do me in da butt?
DUDE: You are too kind.
Of course, my favorite photo is the one where you can literally see Rihanna sober up and realize she’s on a pole in ripped fishnets while a guy in cornrows is basically giving her a pap smear with his eyes. God knows I’ve been there… Both of theres… Anyway, enjoy Round 2 of Rihanna grabassing all of Barbados and making it love anal.