Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like their penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, is not an exaggeration. Apparently 90% of her conversations went like this:
DUDE: Hello, I am very big fan of your music.
RIHANNA: Why thank you. Pretend to do me in da butt?
DUDE: You are too kind.
Of course, my favorite photo is the one where you can literally see Rihanna sober up and realize she’s on a pole in ripped fishnets while a guy in cornrows is basically giving her a pap smear with his eyes. God knows I’ve been there… Both of theres… Anyway, enjoy Round 2 of Rihanna grabassing all of Barbados and making it love anal.
Photos: Fame, Splash News
She leads such a full life.
This chick is fucking gross and likes gay losers like Chris Brown. HAHAH you deserve what chu get Diarihanna… Axe me if um scurrrd.
STFU clown!!!
are you immature or something grow up and stop wasting peoples time with your shit
You, my friend, sound like you are lost
they be some comments here
And that IS an offer.
Nope. Still not dripping out yet.
Noticed alot of the women there really, really taking an interest in her tits and especially her ass. As would I.
+1000
must..drink…blood.
So, does Kadooment Day mean get drunk and have sex with everyone? If so, great holiday.
There is a nice set of tits right there but they go straight to the ass.
Only if you’re lucky ;0)
Uhm, is that ass hole in pic 5? I think it’s ass hole.
Nope, just an amazingly vague picture to imagine an orgy( picture-er included{that’s what is so amazing})
Screw Christmas, Kadooment day is now my favorite holiday.
That’s my guy!!!
I want to be the cream in that Oreo cookie!
89th!!! Im not as think you drunk I am
When you look at this picture you can tell her native Beigans respect her for her music
Beigans? lol that spelling is hilarious
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Kadooment Day excites me.
NA NA NA COME ON
(eyes rolled to the back of my head as I exclaim)*love it*
…*Psych!*…Somehow a picture managed a guy staring at her “T” AND one at her “A”, a lesbian plotting a…(tuna?) rape, and STILL manages to be offensive to peacocks
I love the silent message of this artistry..PEACE
…*PSYCH!* More like PIECE!!!
Rihanna shown prepping for the Human Centipede flash mob
Not many people recognize Coolio when he braids his hair down
I think this is called a 99. Now have her turn around and stand on her head and teach us our numbers
Generic Superficial comment about how there’s a black guy in the pic saying it all with his eyes.
I think that bit needs a white guy for it to work in Barbados.
I think that “bit” needs some originality, cause it’s over-used and besides, too many black guys to know who you’re talking about
Will Smith got dark! But damn if he doesn’t bring his wife everywhere!!!
Back off, it’s not a dildo, Rhi
Looks like she ran out of things to mount
That tee should say Wild ON R
Some gamblers just can’t pass a casino…Some strippers just can’t pass a pole…..
wonder if she will be Amy Winehouse 2. ok to good singer, tattoos, boozing it up. all she needs to do is lose a lot of weight and add about 200 more tattoos.
rihanna has less talent than my break pads at a changing light. she is average hoochimama 2.
She’s not a great singer. Anyone who relies on autotune and generic love songs, their shit stinks.
Nope, alcohol does not make her look better (or am I doing it wrong?).
Lulz…I JUS PULLED DIS OUT OF MEH COOTAH!
FRONTCNE?
(front acne)
NOT PICTURED: Dignity
No excuse for this unless that chick has a tazer
“Mee drink, you put somma dat juice in wit mee alcohol”
your jewels are falling off
Roots: The Third Generation. Chicken Georgina
(this started out as a joke about her hair, who knew imdb could be so informative?)
Smart money says she’s not doing the “Cripp Walk”
Thats a smile that both says, “Yes I’ll sign your cd” and “Once I catch that chicken I will bite off his head myself”
W-T-F IS ON HER FEET??? Bitch, this isn’t Xena!
“NOM NOM NOM”-Guy whose scalp you can see
Yeah…more like Ka-doo-me days…amirite?!?!
(but, yes, I WILL drink to that)
A wild HATER approaches…(bottom right)
Funny how the writer here knows hardly anything about Caribbean culture, and trying to make her look different to the thousands of people around her… This is Caribbean culture and she is back at home and still down to earth. But hey, haters gonna hate… I’m not a Rihanna fan, but I’m just saying…
Well don’t…culture is something you do at wine tasting and you, my friend, should probably be shopping for ascots. Leave the “True Stories” for VH1! and the comedy to someone who isn’t you.
G’Day
Call her Biggie cause that ass is mesmerizing
“HAHAHA…MINIONS!”
I don’t think a pap smear is necessary here. The crabs in Barbados are clearly visible under her bikini bottoms.
I thought the crabs in Barbados sing “Under the Sea” and “Kiss the Girl.”
” I hate when I travel without Seacrest. A girl should never have to do this herself”
Cock it TO ME!
The word “Kadooment” means public butt sex. Look it up.
“May Kadoody” means poop
*good thing vodka is clear, they would NEVER forgive me if they caught me drinking ‘The Goose’*
“Hey daddy, I got all kinds of $ for you, I worked and worked all day. Be real good to momma, dont be mad I was in public with other guys, it was all to make you $…ok, I’ll get strret side, BTW, you are a real hot dog!”
IN UNRELATED NEWS: Chris Brown recently arrived in LA from Barbados. No word if he attended the festival his ex, and ‘the defendant’ to his ‘plantiff’, was queen for.