While attending the press conference for Battleship in London today (above), Rihanna shot down rumors that she’s dating Ashton Kutcher and was actually pretty pissed someone even asked her about it because it’s not like she was spotted leaving his house at 4 a.m. and no one believes she’s stupid enough to fuck Chris Brown again. E! News reports:
“Wow, how disappointing was that question,” she said. “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”
Wow. I guess the lesson here is don’t believe everything you read in the tabloids, and always look at the facts. Which is how I figured out Rihanna is clearly dating Brooklyn Decker. They’re standing right next to each other! Also, if I close my eyes, I can see them washing each others jugs in a hot tub. They’re not even trying to hide it.
Photos: Getty
Let’s not all get violent, okay please?
I had a brainfart and read the headline as “Rihanna Denies Dating Shatner.” We should get that rumor started.
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a rumor mill!
“no one believes she’s stupid enough to fuck Chris Brown again.”
*waves arms in the air* Right over here Sir Blogger. That girl’s dumber than my breakfast toast….she fucked him, more than once, and plans to do it again.
white or wheat? makes a difference.
OMG, you mean there’s a DOWNSIDE to fame?!?!?
Why, oh, why does the “standing right next to each other” hyperlink take me to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber?!?!
I’ve been Biebs-rolled.
It only took me 4 hours to get the joke. It’s been a long day.
Why get all pissed off about that question? I can think of worse. Perhaps, “Why were you retarded enough to collaborate with the dude who beat the shit out of you?”
She’s not dating him, he’s just sinking his battleship in her.
She’s happy and she’s single? Translation: She’s a ho bag and will continue to give Olivia Wilde a run for her money to win the 2010 – 2020 Whore of the Decade award. I don’t know why either one is famous; Rihanna is an auto-tuned drone and Wilde is a wooden actress, but they’re having their 15 minutes, and so the rest of us must endure the rapid-fire accounts of the army guys they’re spreading their legs for. Such is fame, huh?
God forbid a woman have sex…
it seriously kills me to say this. it kills me. but ok, here goes:
Ashton is out of that skank’s league.
There I said it and honestly, fuck you, i feel better now.
They’re both equal wastes of space one dumber than the next.
that is a HOT ASS
This was from a photocall for Battleship? All I take away from this picture is that Goldie Hawn wigs are coming back in style.
Rihanna was amazing in this she should win an award.
Rihanna is gross!!! She is not even a tiny bit attractive.
Wil Smith in a blonde wig.
Apparently she’s working with the Ghostbusters and has seen things that will turn you white!
wow, a movie about the game ‘battleship’? wtf, even stuck inside on a rainy day in the 1970′s that was about the most boring shit you could do with your time was play that dumbass game. When does ‘Checkers 3-D’ hit theaters? how about ‘tic tac toe, the movie’?
and where’s the pics of Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker in a hot tub washing each others jugs? couldn’t fish at least provide us with an artist’s rendering in lieu of actual photos?
We’re told the Photo Boy is at a funeral, so we ain’t getting shit.
Use your imagination.
Wil Smith in a blonde wig with friend.
Oh shit!! It does look like that.
Her forehead is 10 inches long.
This rumor has to be true, don’t you guys remember when Kelso dated Hyde’s black sister??
Wait a minute. Isn’t she supposed to be black?
Ashton isn’t big enough to handle the Rihanna slip and slide.
Remember Kutchie, 48% of black females have herpes 2. http://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/hsv2pressrelease.html
Thanks for the link. Racism is random opinion unless you have linked data to support your point of view.
Who cares if Kutcher gets the herp?
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totally looks like Janice.
Forehead is WAAAAAY too small.
Of course she’s upset, how dare people question her decision-making skills when it comes to romantic partners! I mean really, its not like she went back to some dude who kicked the crap out of her or something.
So this is what she gets upset about? Not the not people thinking she went back to the psycho woman beater, but Ashton Kutcher?
The Reese Witherspoon look only looks good on Reese. This chick just cheapens that. No one believes you look like that for a second.
With claws like that, I woulda scratched up Chris Brown’s face!
What a plastic looking phony.
So apparently Rihanna is white now and has Goldie Hawn’s hair.
She is so seriously over rated, but at least her spam has its own area code.