Rihanna’s Dad Wants Her To Marry Chris Brown

October 19th, 2012 // 47 Comments
Dude, WTF?
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Part All of the reason why Rihanna is back with Chris Brown is her father was an abusive alcoholic while she was growing up, so that’s really all she’s ever known. Which makes it even sadder that now her dad wants her to marry the dude who beat his daughter’s face to the point that was she choking on her own blood then left her for dead because, seriously, who wants the best for their kids? Suckers, that’s who. Via Celebuzz:

Ronald Fenty has more than forgiven the bad boy for his assault and is now hoping he asks for her hand in marriage.
“Whatever makes her happy. I hope one day she will get married,” he told Life & Style. “Everyone adores Chris; he’s a super guy.”
Why does he have so much love for the star?
“The family loved Chris Brown before they even met him,” Fenty continued. “I always thought he was extremely talented. He always gave me great respect.”

“In fact, I remember when they first start dating, and we were coming home from this restaurant. He’s in the back seat chocking out Robin, I’m upfront choking out her mother and he turns to me and says, ‘Did you know you can bite them, too?’ And I was just blown away. Here was this kid, barely 18, already doing something better than me that I’ve been doing my whole life. It was incredible, and that’s when I knew she found the one.”

Wow, that got really bleak. Uh… here’s some cute pugs dressed like The Avengers! (Please stop crying.)

Haha, the Captain America one couldn’t keep his mask on. Just like the movie.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News


  1. ds78

    All of them are morons. Please go away.

  2. Gary Grant

    I guess her dad wants to beat her vicariously through Chris.


    I just don’t understand this coming from a dad. My dad would never….

    • If someone did that to my kid, I’d put a bullet in his dome.

    • Unfortunately, since any guy can ejaculate anywhere without being licensed to parent beforehand, many fuckhead biological fathers – they aren’t “dads” in any sense – will rationalize shit like this, and worse. Sadly, having a good father is not a universal experience. Be grateful you have the dad you do, and maybe call him and tell him so.

    • Schmidtler

      Have you forgotten about all the parents that were all for letting their little kids have sleepovers with Michael Jackson? Dina & Michael Lohan? There’s loads of parents that would throw their kids to the wolves if it meant free money for them.
      On another note, I’d be all for my ex wife marrying Chris Brown. Or OJ, or Robert Blake. Charlie Manson is still single too.

    • Sliver

      Rihanna’s dad likes Chris Brown because it makes beating a woman seem like the woman’s problem, and makes him feel normal for doing it. Don’t you see how these sick minds work?

  4. El Jefe

    Rihanna’s dad is an uneducated, drug addicted moron, why am I not surprised.

  5. Carla

    Daddy beat her mama’s ass, too, no surprise here.

  6. Carla

    And it’s amazing how Western culture is emulating Taliban family values, at least among our better-known “musicians.’

  7. max

    You mean her dad from Barbados doesnt care if some dude hits women? shocking.

  8. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    “I call dis ‘face’, but Dad and Chris call it ‘The Speedbag’”

  9. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    What the hell? Where did all that sweat come from?

  10. Deacon Jones

    You’re not doing so hot today FiSH.

    Better pull out the big guns to finish out the week, preferably it involves bikinis

  11. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    LOL. I can just imagine it…
    “I now pronounce you man and punching bag.”

  12. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    “He says I’m a great kisser, or he loves my kisser, or pow, right in the kisser. The truth is, I’m just too concussed to remember much more than I love him right now.”

  13. Eddie Baby

    Sean Connery approves of their relationship also.

  14. Cock Dr

    This provides some insight into why the woman is so fucked in the head.

  15. In the long run, most people get what they deserve.

    • I guess. Just depends on what point of view you’re basing “what they deserve” on. I’m sure his mother thinks he deserves all his wealth and fame.

  16. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Extremely BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Yrina

      le probleme c est que j ai pas plus de 30 ans mais que je n ai pas moins non plus je peux venir quand meme ? modrrrrk je sors ->et puis t es pas oblige9 de publier ce com /comme ptdrrrrrr

  17. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    It’s like a fairy tale.

    Girl meets boy.

    They fall in love.

    He beats the living fuck out of her.

    She drops him for a while to show the world that she’s a strong woman and provide inspiration for her mindless female fans, while secretly she never stopped fucking him.

    Girl takes boy back, gets shitty tattoo on her chest, marries him with the full blessing of her family,

    Boy kills girl, everybody wonders what they could’ve done to save her. Answer: not a damn thing.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    The way I have it figured, Rihanna’s Dad Wants Her To Marry Chris Brown because he hates Rihanna.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    I believe Chris Brown has learned his lesson. The next time he beats her he won’t leave any evidence.

  20. Ymka

    Her father’s delusional!

  21. To a horrifying degree at times and as here, we are what we take for granted.

  22. zomgbie

    could someone please show rihanna’s dad the police photos of his daughter’s face beaten to a bloody pulp?
    and could someone please check to make sure this person claiming to be rihanna’s dad is actually in fact rihanna’s dad?

  23. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Seriously? It is the shadow of her outstretched arm.

  24. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    the crazy betty
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    those tattoos look like hell. why do girls do this? it makes them look so skanky.

  25. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    the crazy betty
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  26. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I don’t care what anyone says… This girl can take a punch.

  27. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    The Royal Penis
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    I didnt know Everlast was making dresses now.

  28. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    what the huh?
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    and this is where my breasts are supposed to go, when i get them that is

  29. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    what the huh?
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    these are just my trainig boobs. im gonna get real ones soon.

  30. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
    what the huh?
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    right before he hit me i told him his dick had to be this big

  31. Rihanna Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Just came to this site for first time! And the last! Lol nobody pays attention to trash like this any more

  32. jaqueta


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