Apparently This Is Rihanna Doing Coke (Allegedly)

Here’s a now widely-circulated video of what looks a hell of a lot like Rihanna doing coke even though you don’t specifically see the coke, or her snorting it, but you do see her holding a straw then holding her nose and puffing her cheeks out. Which I guess is something you do with coke? I honestly don’t touch the stuff because I’m poor and don’t want to feel like I’m having 18 heart attacks while my dick stops working. Call me old-fashioned.

UPDATE: And here’s Rihanna’s denial from the video’s comments. Via Gossip Cop:

Nigga your lame ass got some fucking nerve!!! Any fool could see that’s a joint that I’m basing with cigarette! Who tF snorts tobacco??!! FOH witcho “never been to a rodeo so someone squeezing their nose means they’re doing coke” lookin ass!!

Do they do cokes at rodeos now? I have no idea what the fuck just happened.

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Tags: Drugs, Rihanna, Video