Rihanna Follows Chris Brown on Twitter

In a soul-crushing testament of the state of celebrity worship in America, it was breathlessly reported over the weekend that Chris Brown and Rihanna have started following each other on Twitter. Because these accounts aren’t all controlled by publicists, and clearly this means she wanted to get punched in the face and bitten in the ears and neck, is what I’m about to read on top of, “Hurr durr, she wrote a song about S&M.” Make me proud, Internet.

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