Back in February, Rihanna shocked the music world by letting her label talk into her recording two tracks with Chris Brown despite the fact he violently beat the shit out of her three years ago for simply looking at his phone and hasn’t shown a shred of remorse since. She even went so far to publicly defend working with him twice (Here and here.) and so in a sense she took him back professionally. (And possibly penis-in-vaginally.) Except here’s the part nobody could’ve seen coming because Chris Brown’s changed so much: He just released a new track – a remix of Kanye West’s Theraflu – where he essentially calls Rihanna a bitch and shits all over her. It’s completely out of character. Via Buzzfeed:
“Don’t fuck with my old bitch it’s like a bad fur
Every industry nigga done had her
Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to smash her
Bitch is breaking codes, but I’m the password.”
Rihanna has since reacted by unfollowing him on Twitter (Oh noes!) before tweeting this to her followers:
Aw, poor dat #neaux1currrrr [Translation: "No one cares."]
And because he’s a little bitch Chris Brown also spouted off on Twitter before unfollowing Rihanna:
Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about.
Of course, absolutely no one is going to feel sorry for Rihanna because A.) Let’s be honest, this is probably the nicest thing Chris Brown has ever done to her. And B.) How the fuck did she think this was going to end? Also, her life’s going pretty awesome considering she just had sex last month with Alexander Skarsgard in a Geisha house and technically isn’t even Rihanna anymore. For now she has become Chokladgudinnan av Analsex från Sexön who rides on the wings of a new, sexual Valhalla that most women will never experience. Unless they randomly jump out in front of Alexander Skarsgard at any given moment, then okay, probably.
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Can we please just lock these two in a room for 24 hours and let them figure out what the hell they want. Either they will come out in love or one of them will be dead and the other one goes to prison.
Bonky, in 24 hours they’ll just get shit-faced, have sex, and try to figure out how to play this one out for maximum media spin and ‘music’-sale profits.
We are living in the age of ‘reality TV’, right?
Oh, the crazy love/hate Ebonics of it all.
Rihanna, after you got beat by that little douchebag, the world was on your side.
Now, with your stupid comments, publicity stunts, re-teaming with him for a ‘duet’, twitter stupidity… you’ve got most of us just kinda shrugging.
Is that an alligator dress? Crocodile? Dyed Florida anaconda?
You couldn’t pay me to listen to that douchebag’s newest single.
really makes you appreciate the hard work and daily sacrifice of the good people @thesuperficial.
I almost want to cry when I think of the handbags that gave their lives to make that dress.
How is “every industry n****a” already having her, anything like “a bad fur” ?
How do you shake a tree like a pumpkin ?
I be bustin rhymes like Pushkin
N*gga bitches be rubbin my foreskin
I smash that b*tch in the face with a kick with my shin
Why you think it looks all caved in?
better
Maybe all his gay black friends wear fur (including Chris Brown)?
I have a bigger problem with him rhyming “her” with “her”. That’s just lazy.
LMAO…best comment of the week.
I was pretty sure the line was ‘trick or treat like a pumpkin’…but that’s just me
thats too funny exactly what i think everytime i see those lame ass lyrics…like really thats the best u could do such a litle kid chris brown if he dont get his way theres no telling what he’ll say…he’s abusive to say the least last name infection first name yeast!!ha i too am a rapper!
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thats too funny exactly what i think everytime i see those lame ass lyrics…like really thats the best u could do such a litle kid chris brown if he dont get his way theres no telling what he’ll say…he’s abusive to say the least last name infection first name yeast!!ha i too am a rapper!
Said it before, saying it again: get some therapy, Rihanna.
people are still paying attention to these two fucktards?
Focus, people, focus.
I kind of like her breasts in that dress.
I don’t want to scroll up and look because of the ghastly anti-smoking add to the right of the photos.
lol, you still see ads? AdBlock Plus, my friend. Ads are for suckers.
Well Rihanna, you sleep with dogs you end up with fleas as they say. Get your shit together and find a decent man, not someone who in my opinion not only looks like a monkey, but on the evolutionary scale is less evolved than one also.
IMO this gal ain’t looking for a decent man, she’s looking for BS drama and parties.
That’s how you wind up in the hospital with an IV in your arm….or much much worse.
#neaux1currrrr [Translation: "No one cares."]
You have GOT to be kidding me. In 20 years, we will all be communicating via grunts and farts.
In 20 years, no one will bother arguing the theory of evolution because all traces of it will have been wiped out.
Let’s give credit to Fish for translating that for us. He’s like the Zilly to Rihanna’s Clunk. (Look that one up, kids. Or watch more Boomerang.)
I tried listening to it just seemed like sound effects from an 8-bit Nintendo game.
Let me clarify: my “translate” comment had to do with Rihanna’s “neaux1currrrr” text and not the song. Which I didn’t listen to. Nor do I intend to.
I agree. I probably would have been better able to translate that if it was in Swahili.
Yeah, I don’t even know what his lyrics about her mean. Or her response. Can anyone tell me? Curious.
How can it be a “new track” if all the prettyboy sissy has done is cover someone else’s work?
Hip-hop is based on cannibalizing other people’s work, even if it’s only a couple years old. Bra……..vo. I still have nightmares about P. Shitty anally raping Zeppelin’s “Kashmir” by basically inserting lots of “yeah yeah” and “uh-huh uh-huh” between guitar riffs.
Skarsgard has been knocked down a few pegs. He can pretty much get any chick he wants and he goes for this ape. She has got to be one of the nastiest chicks on the planet.
Great body though.
Seriously I have never seen a worst waste of a body on such a face and nasty biatch! But then again, she sure seems to be putting that body to use! So, I guess is not too much of a waste…
Skarsgard is impervious to snail trails. He survived The Bos and still came out smelling like your grannie’s warm apple pie, Swedish musk and Snuggles the fabric softner bear. I can’t throw shade at RiRi for wanting to climb all over that, and I’d pay all the $ in my savings plus the lint in my pocket just to see Skarsgard stomp Chris Brown into a greasy stain. Oh…wait. With that wing span, he could bitch slap Brown into next week from 50 feet away. Military. Training. Just sayin.
I’ve never heard of people profiting from domestic abuse before. We live in a strange world.
I bet she’s really good at sex by now. Wish I had her sex count. :(
So, is this what people call music nowadays? It sounds like a Super NES game theme, with ghetto background noise.
Haha I didn’t see this comment before replying to TomFrank. How the FUCK does anyone listen to this shit? Neil Young said the 90s were the dark ages of music. Oh no. No they weren’t.
I’m not getting how anything Brown said is in reference to the stupid, drunken whore. I say ignore them both because they’re equally stupid and worthless. Is there a reason anyone gives a shit about those two?
I’m calling my stockbroker, shorting Theraflu, and going long on flu shots.
She was at the Met Gala? Why didn’t we get these pictures on Tuesday? Wait—why am I complaining?
Let’s take a look at an overlooked detail: There’s a possibility of two different people having a hit song about that powdered shit you drink when you’re stuffed up.
No more time for commenting: I’m off to write a Bach-inspired fugue about wet wipes.
“if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about.”
Wow. So she should feel guilty he beat the shit out of her… Just wow.
I’m offended that he thinks he’s good.
BTW I don’t think it is “Shook the tree like a pumpkin” rather “trick or treat like a pumpkin”…just so we articulate correctly his stupidity
So not only is Chris Brown a self-loathing closet homo and a woman beater, he also takes other people’s shit songs and puts more shit all over them. He has a terrible sense of rhythm in his writing not to mention it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. I’m not about to listen to that shit either. I lose enough brain cells on a daily basis that the last thing I need to enter my brain is Chris Brown AND Kanye West. That’s as bad as Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus on one song. Can you image? People would jump to their deaths and set themselves on fire.
“People would jump to their deaths and set themselves on fire.”
Now THAT would be a pretty awesome feat to pull off.
Hahaha! No, wait, I meant and/or. Or they would set themselves on fire and then jump.
So beating her face in didn’t end the relationship. It ended because of a perceived diss on one of his shitty songs. Seems reasonable.
“Every industry nigga done had her”
Hate the guy all you want, but that is one line in a song that is probably 100% fact.
“Every industry n***a done had her”
Hate the guy all you want, but I guarantee that line is probably 100% fact.
This guy used the word “guilty” in a sentence about someone else? I just can’t deal with him, I can feel my head filling up with angry smoke. I wish he didn’t exist.
Trust me, if it wasn’t him, it would be somebody else. One thing the human race will NEVER run out of is assholes.
Yall are haters he killed this track!! Good shit chris!!! everybody claims to be angels
Claim to be angels**
Chris Brown is a “bitter Bitch”. He has a girlfriend but is still bothered abou Rihanna and who she is thought to be dating.Immature and he needs to grow up. I never knew smut rags dealt in facts. If you people believe everything you read in papers or blogs or hear in gossip you are indeed gullible. a lot of the people ready to call her names. If you investigate some of these name callers their lives are not that pure.Hypocrites! I am quite sure Rihanna has not slept with everyone she is seen talking to as reported by media. Yet these people are ready to label her as a “whore’ and men like CB are “winning” while they are thought to be screwing everything that walk and he is supposedly in an OPEN relationship with his current Girlfriend. I am appalled that some thinks so hypoctritical and double standard. I guess it’s Ghetto Fabs and simpletons worshiping CB as he is African/American and a lot of African/American women still have a deep seated hatred for Rihanna coming from the “Islands” stole their CB from them. These Black women like herself even wished her dead. They hate her success too and figure she should go back to ‘Barbados’. Bunch of haters.