I Wonder If Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back Together, It’s So Hard To Tell

November 30th, 2012 // 70 Comments

In case her last Instagram was too subtle, Rihanna posted the above the above pic of her hugging Chris Brown last night with the caption, “i dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!” Which is awesome for her because it’s hard to leave somebody after they murder you. Impossible, some might say.

Photo: Instagram

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  1. Enidaj

    I am completely out of fucks to give about these two.

  2. What’s the odds on murder-suicide with these two, or are we betting on the over/under?

    • Impossible. Chris Brown is way, WAY too full of himself to ever commit suicide.

      I suppose she could kill him then kill herself, but that seems unlikely too.

  3. Maybe it was his sweet new neck tattoo that brought her back

  4. JC

    The real problem is that not that Rhianna is going to die imminently (she is), but that Chris Brown will get away with it and keep making “music,” and the mental midgets that make up his fan base will flood the interwebs with another putrid wave of, “Yall jes ignerent! That po’ boy made a mistake, so you best stop be hatin’! @&2^@@&#2!”

  5. tim

    Didnt Chris Brown take dick in his ass?

  6. Smegma Lee

    Notice how she’s the one who’s been putting out songs on him, has videos based on him and their experience, posts twitter messages involving him, confesses on television to loving him, approaches him at awards shows, posts pics of him on instagram and twitter…. and all he’s done was release a video mentioning her so it makes him look like less of a douche for leaving his girl (which he was cheating on I guess). I think he wrote a song about her being a ho, too. The “love” is obviously not equal, and they both look like punks for it.

    • suck it

      You know, in all my criticalness of this fiasco, I never realized that. It really does seem one sided.
      Actually the only times he has referred to her on twitter was n a derogatory way.

  7. Are they back together? Well, we won’t know until she starts showing up with black eyes

  8. Smegma Lee

    OH, and look he’s not even hugging her back.

  9. Schmidtler

    When I was in grade school, we had this one kid in our class that was not just retarded, he was always doing shit that even he knew was dangerous. One day I watched him sitting at his desk, which the teacher had shoved up against a wall so he wouldn’t be facing the class and disrupting her attempts to teach, there’s an electrical socket right on the wall, he’s holding a bent paperclip, twirling it in his hand and eyeballing the electric socket – eventually he stuck it in there and shocked the crap out of himself. Seeing Rhianna and her hyper violent retarded monkeyboy gives me that same feeling of ‘oh yeah, I know how this will end – and I’m going to keep watching, because I don’t want to miss seeing it when it does happen’. Even the idiot kid in my class knew after the first time not to stick that thing in the socket again – Rhianna must be a special breed of super retard.

  10. Ahhhh, true love! You can’t beat it. Wait…

  11. woowiddywoo

    He’s not even hugging her back. Why would she have someone take a picture of her looking so desperate?

  12. El Jefe

    Rihanna the Retard is the true blue definition of a fucktard. I can’t think of a more fucked in the head person than she is, not even Lindsay Lohan.

  13. You can clearly see how mutual the love is between them. Where’s a car/plane crash when you need it?

  14. Smapdi

    She needs serious therapy:

    Abuse victims will “leave out of either fear, anger or resentment,” he said. “But then, after the fear, anger or resentment begins to subside, they feel guilt, shame, anxiety, and that takes them back.”

    http://articles.cnn.com/2009-03-04/health/rihanna.domestic.violence_1_abusive-partner-abusers-and-victims-abusive-relationships?_s=PM:HEALTH

  15. Ronaldo

    So disappointed. I thought she had some self respect. After that beating she took, how can she be back? No dick is worth that, but i am not a woman, so.
    Every time i hear her signing now all i am thinking is about her back with this a-hole.

    • Schmidtler

      Seriously, you need to rethink you theory on this dipshit having any shred of self respect – did you miss the gun tattoo, drunken half naked butt sexing of half of the Carribean, tweeting naked pics of herself, more stupid tattoos, and her continuing this relationship with a moron who beat her half to death?

  16. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    Seriously?!
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the countdown to her getting her ass kicked again by this fucktard begin… 3…2…1…

  17. Cock Dr

    Maybe if they smoke enough weed, CONSTANTLY smoke weed, things will be ok.

  18. The Royal Penis

    What did she kill exactly? His cock?

  19. The 1988-2012 made me spit mountain dew all over my already trashed computer screen. Tomorrow, the headline is going to be that Rihanna has a fairly serious case of Pink Eye.

  20. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be so quick to judge her. It looks like she’s hugging a dismembered collection of body parts there, not a whole human being.

  21. Moo Cow Hunter

    Much like Lohan I don’t give a rat’s ass about her anymore. After a while you just can’t feel sorry for people who do this to themselves.

  22. alex

    Have any of you seen her speak? She’s half a moron.

  23. mrsmass

    this chick is so desperate for attention. making someone take a “candid” photo and then posting it? pathetic.

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Doubt anyone else was involed. From the angle it seems she stuck a camera in her ass, set the timer on 3 seconds and asked Chris to pull her finger.

  24. Pro-Lohan

    Despite all this, some guys still think girls like “nice”.

  25. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll tell you this, That’s one nice ass there!!!!!

  26. judgingyou

    Lohan or Rihanna, which one dies first?

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck is taking these pictures? Do these people hire people specifically to follow them around with a cell phone waiting anxiously for something adorable to happen to post to instagram??

  28. Marie

    “This big meanie woman said *sniff* I–I was a piece of shit and–”
    “It’s alright baby, I’m here. Let it all out.”
    “STOP CUTTING ME. Anyway *hick-up* I, I wrote my best poop lines. *sniff* You know, the one where I say ‘I’m gonna shit in your retina?’ Yeah, *sniff* that one. and NOTHING. She just kept on being mean… and… and… *burst into sobs* “

  29. Carla

    In the wise words of my late great granny, “Pinchi, puta, PENDEJA.”

  30. From what of her music I’ve heard, she likes a steady beat.

  31. Eventually the person who took this photo will be referred to as “the accomplice”

  32. cc

    Well, it’s like my daddy used to say, when you find a woman that let’s you shit in her eye, you’ve got a keeper.

  33. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    Sidgoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Ike & Tina 2 : Electric Beataloo

  34. Jarrod

    “Going bald young, a Chris Brown Story.”

  35. eg

    f you can make a girl cum really hard, she’ll forgive anything. I’m kinda tired of sheltered white people, who never saw anything more dysfunctional in a relationship than their mother telling their father to put the toilet seat down, treating this like the end of the world. It was a misdemeanor assault three years ago, in my neighborhood that’s caled Tuesday. Let people live their lives.

  36. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aw, honey. Did your fist accidentally strike me directly in the eye again? I’m so sorry! Let me make it all better!”

  37. bored

    It’s a shame that she’s so god-awfully stupid & damaged because damn she’s got a nice body.

  38. Namehere

    Stop bleaching your hair, going from black to blond all the time, Mr. Beat-em-up Brown. You are going to go bald. Then you will really look ‘old as fuck’.

  39. Dirty Travolta

    Chris Brown by TKO in 3rd

  40. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    cascade25
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who is still trying to figure out his postion in this picture? It is very confusing to me..

  41. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    katja
    Commented on this photo:

    idiot…f*cking idiot.

  42. Hamwizard

    I got the impression the girl is no pushover. Perhaps that’s marketing spin but I’m surprised she didn’t kick his ass the first time. She seems the alpha here.

    RIP Chris Brown, she gon’ beat yo ass. (figuratively ,….. pegging)

  43. Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown
    Evangelista
    Commented on this photo:

    Rhianna seriously how dumb are you?

  44. commosense

    Going back to the person who beat her to a pulp. What a pitiful and weak woman.

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