I Wonder If Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back Together, It’s So Hard To Tell

I am completely out of fucks to give about these two.

What’s the odds on murder-suicide with these two, or are we betting on the over/under?

http://f.cl.ly/items/1Z2S103C360u3H2Q3O17/oh-my-god-who-the-hell-cares.jpg

Maybe it was his sweet new neck tattoo that brought her back

The real problem is that not that Rhianna is going to die imminently (she is), but that Chris Brown will get away with it and keep making “music,” and the mental midgets that make up his fan base will flood the interwebs with another putrid wave of, “Yall jes ignerent! That po’ boy made a mistake, so you best stop be hatin’! @&2^@@&#2!”

Didnt Chris Brown take dick in his ass?

Notice how she’s the one who’s been putting out songs on him, has videos based on him and their experience, posts twitter messages involving him, confesses on television to loving him, approaches him at awards shows, posts pics of him on instagram and twitter…. and all he’s done was release a video mentioning her so it makes him look like less of a douche for leaving his girl (which he was cheating on I guess). I think he wrote a song about her being a ho, too. The “love” is obviously not equal, and they both look like punks for it.

Are they back together? Well, we won’t know until she starts showing up with black eyes

OH, and look he’s not even hugging her back.

When I was in grade school, we had this one kid in our class that was not just retarded, he was always doing shit that even he knew was dangerous. One day I watched him sitting at his desk, which the teacher had shoved up against a wall so he wouldn’t be facing the class and disrupting her attempts to teach, there’s an electrical socket right on the wall, he’s holding a bent paperclip, twirling it in his hand and eyeballing the electric socket – eventually he stuck it in there and shocked the crap out of himself. Seeing Rhianna and her hyper violent retarded monkeyboy gives me that same feeling of ‘oh yeah, I know how this will end – and I’m going to keep watching, because I don’t want to miss seeing it when it does happen’. Even the idiot kid in my class knew after the first time not to stick that thing in the socket again – Rhianna must be a special breed of super retard.

Ahhhh, true love! You can’t beat it. Wait…

He’s not even hugging her back. Why would she have someone take a picture of her looking so desperate?

Rihanna the Retard is the true blue definition of a fucktard. I can’t think of a more fucked in the head person than she is, not even Lindsay Lohan.

You can clearly see how mutual the love is between them. Where’s a car/plane crash when you need it?

She needs serious therapy:

Abuse victims will “leave out of either fear, anger or resentment,” he said. “But then, after the fear, anger or resentment begins to subside, they feel guilt, shame, anxiety, and that takes them back.”

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-03-04/health/rihanna.domestic.violence_1_abusive-partner-abusers-and-victims-abusive-relationships?_s=PM:HEALTH

So disappointed. I thought she had some self respect. After that beating she took, how can she be back? No dick is worth that, but i am not a woman, so.
Every time i hear her signing now all i am thinking is about her back with this a-hole.

Maybe if they smoke enough weed, CONSTANTLY smoke weed, things will be ok.

What did she kill exactly? His cock?

The 1988-2012 made me spit mountain dew all over my already trashed computer screen. Tomorrow, the headline is going to be that Rihanna has a fairly serious case of Pink Eye.

Much like Lohan I don’t give a rat’s ass about her anymore. After a while you just can’t feel sorry for people who do this to themselves.

Have any of you seen her speak? She’s half a moron.

this chick is so desperate for attention. making someone take a “candid” photo and then posting it? pathetic.

Despite all this, some guys still think girls like “nice”.

Lohan or Rihanna, which one dies first?

“This big meanie woman said *sniff* I–I was a piece of shit and–”
“It’s alright baby, I’m here. Let it all out.”
“STOP CUTTING ME. Anyway *hick-up* I, I wrote my best poop lines. *sniff* You know, the one where I say ‘I’m gonna shit in your retina?’ Yeah, *sniff* that one. and NOTHING. She just kept on being mean… and… and… *burst into sobs* “

In the wise words of my late great granny, “Pinchi, puta, PENDEJA.”

From what of her music I’ve heard, she likes a steady beat.

Eventually the person who took this photo will be referred to as “the accomplice”

Well, it’s like my daddy used to say, when you find a woman that let’s you shit in her eye, you’ve got a keeper.

“Going bald young, a Chris Brown Story.”

f you can make a girl cum really hard, she’ll forgive anything. I’m kinda tired of sheltered white people, who never saw anything more dysfunctional in a relationship than their mother telling their father to put the toilet seat down, treating this like the end of the world. It was a misdemeanor assault three years ago, in my neighborhood that’s caled Tuesday. Let people live their lives.

It’s a shame that she’s so god-awfully stupid & damaged because damn she’s got a nice body.

Stop bleaching your hair, going from black to blond all the time, Mr. Beat-em-up Brown. You are going to go bald. Then you will really look ‘old as fuck’.

Chris Brown by TKO in 3rd

I got the impression the girl is no pushover. Perhaps that’s marketing spin but I’m surprised she didn’t kick his ass the first time. She seems the alpha here.

RIP Chris Brown, she gon’ beat yo ass. (figuratively ,….. pegging)

Going back to the person who beat her to a pulp. What a pitiful and weak woman.