To The Detectives Investigating Rihanna’s Murder, She Was With Chris Brown Last Night

February 10th, 2013 // 34 Comments
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In every photo like this, there’s always an Indian woman in the background who sees dead people.

Here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown at the Grammys where they apparently felt it’d be inappropriate to walk down the red carpet as a couple, but not be constantly photographed together while inside. Then again, Chris Brown wouldn’t stop laughing like a Bond villain and probably did it the whole car ride over, so this was the way to go.

“Why do you keep laughing like that?”
“Hahaha, the seatbelts… hahaha… only I can unbuckle them! Hahahaha!”

Photos: Getty

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  1. Jade

    Having a laugh about the posse he’s mentally thrown together to go jump Frank Ocean again.

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    me
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    in every picture like this there is an old lady in the background saying “girl, get yo shit together, he ain’t changed” with her eyes

  3. jonandkateplushate

    and then she said ”hit me up”….”hit me up”….ha hah ahhhhhaaaa hahha

  4. seriouslynow

    Rihanna’s actually looking pretty tasty.

    Chris Brown loves the cock.

  5. Next time Chris Brown is out driving someone should send the LAPD a tip that Chris Dorner is in the car. Get rid of this scumbag once and for all. If they can’t figure out that a 71 year old Mexican woman and her daughter are not a huge black guy then Chris Brown does not have a chance.

  6. JustWalkingMyUnicorn

    Rihanna is such a pendeja.

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    sfm
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    She looked very pretty.

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    FUCKBEAST
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    Couldn’t Rihanna tape that wig lower so there wouldn’t be so much skull showing.

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    Must not look at his phone, must not look at his phone.

  10. Whyask

    Forget self esteem – he’s got a big cock.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “And so the doctor says, ‘Rectum? Hardly knew’em!’ Hahahaha . . . You know I have to kill you when you don’t laugh at my jokes, right?”

  12. Junior High English Teacher

    FISH YER A JACKASS, CHILL OUT OR ITS DETENTION!

  13. I didn’t know they piled shit that high at the Grammys.

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    Caroline
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    Stupid ass long red fingernails. The only thing they’re good for is to gouge out that asswipes eyes.

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    No wig can hide General Shanker’s big bulbous head.

  16. cc

    I think they are barking up the wrong tree. I hate to cut Chris Brown any slack but I am pretty sure she died of LL Cool J induced boredom.

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    “It’s almost the 4th anniversary of the night I tried to kill you. That was fun, wasn’t it?”

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    What a shitbag couple.

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    tlmck
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    With all the tats covered and the wart not by her side, she actually looks half decent.

  20. mike

    Can’t fix Crazies

  21. Wood1425

    Why is Chris Brown there – I thought the memo said no puffy vaginas.

  22. I think I’d be more impressed if Captain Cardoor there had managed to cut the tag off the sleeve of his brand new sport coat. Whaddayou, going to your first bar mitzvah?

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    Charles Darwin
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    It’s good to see the Mentally Handicapped can have fun at these things,too.

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    Wheres my hat ?
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    Please. Make me feel better. They’re not fertile right ?

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    ash
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    stockholm syndrome

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    Scott
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    Well, she looks overjoyed.

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    Luke
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    Idiot still has the tag on his suit. For a white person nothing wold be so embarrassing.

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    Jerry
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    Just becuz that pos is wearing all white, dont mean he is good.

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    Colin
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    Are we sure this isn’t just a new excuse? “I’m not beating Rihanna, I’m just seizing. On top of her. With my fists.”

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