To The Detectives Investigating Rihanna’s Murder, She Was With Chris Brown Last Night

In every photo like this, there’s always an Indian woman in the background who sees dead people.

Here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown at the Grammys where they apparently felt it’d be inappropriate to walk down the red carpet as a couple, but not be constantly photographed together while inside. Then again, Chris Brown wouldn’t stop laughing like a Bond villain and probably did it the whole car ride over, so this was the way to go.

“Why do you keep laughing like that?”
“Hahaha, the seatbelts… hahaha… only I can unbuckle them! Hahahaha!”

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