Rihanna & Chris Brown Broke Up Before He Even Got A Chance To Kill Her. Romance Is Dead.

Because now that he can stop wondering if he could still totally get Rihanna even after biting and beating her beyond recognition, Chris Brown invited his ex Karrueche Tran to Paris to finish the rest of his tour with him which surprisingly Rihanna wasn’t putting up with even though this is practically the most respectful thing he’s ever done to her. Via E! News:

Chris’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran reportedly joined the R&B singer on tour in Paris earlier this week. Rihanna, apparently not amused, tweeted (then deleted) Tuesday, “Goodbye muthaf–ker.”
“You give, you get, then you give it the f–k back,” she added, then took down. “Examine what you tolerate.”

Yes, everyone take a minute to examine whether tolerating a dude who beat you and left you for dead for looking at his phone is a good or a bad thing. But maybe still have sex with him again and publicly flaunt it for a while just in case. You don’t want to make a hasty decision here that will probably save your life. That shit’s embarrassing.

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