Rihanna & Chris Brown Broke Up Before He Even Got A Chance To Kill Her. Romance Is Dead.

December 12th, 2012 // 32 Comments
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Because now that he can stop wondering if he could still totally get Rihanna even after biting and beating her beyond recognition, Chris Brown invited his ex Karrueche Tran to Paris to finish the rest of his tour with him which surprisingly Rihanna wasn’t putting up with even though this is practically the most respectful thing he’s ever done to her. Via E! News:

Chris’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran reportedly joined the R&B singer on tour in Paris earlier this week. Rihanna, apparently not amused, tweeted (then deleted) Tuesday, “Goodbye muthaf–ker.”
“You give, you get, then you give it the f–k back,” she added, then took down. “Examine what you tolerate.”

Yes, everyone take a minute to examine whether tolerating a dude who beat you and left you for dead for looking at his phone is a good or a bad thing. But maybe still have sex with him again and publicly flaunt it for a while just in case. You don’t want to make a hasty decision here that will probably save your life. That shit’s embarrassing.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN


  1. She’ll be back with him before of just after Christmas.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Hold still, sweetheart, I’m gonna right hook you across the bridge of your nose and dislocate it, rendering you unrecognizable and unable to smell.”
    “Oh course, my love. I’d do anything for you, because you’re my- Wait, where you going?”
    “I’m meeting Karrueche Tran in Paris.”
    “You monster! I gave you everything and you threw it away! How could you hurt me like that?”

  3. Praz

    Don’t worry, they’ll get back together.

  4. EricLr

    She’ll be back as soon as he explains to her that he didn’t mean it and things will be different this time.

  5. Schmidtler

    What’s that crown for – did she get crowned Queen of the Retards?

  6. jd

    So is Breezy still going to shit in Jenny Jones’ eye or what?

  7. Marie

    who knew it took him cheating on her 1274827jhfgjsd times before she had enough? great couple…

  8. Better to have Karrueche Tran beat you out than Chris Brown beat you up.

  9. anonym


    she came to her senses.

  10. El Jefe

    These two fucktards will be messing with each other for years to come. Hopefully it will end in a murder-suicide and we can stop seeing them in the news.

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  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Just as new vagina is better than old vagina, for Chris Brown new face is better than old face. Nothing like being the first to put a bruise on a chick’s cheek, or giving her her first ever black eye. Rhianna can’t supply those pleasures anymore, so adios.

  13. The Royal Penis

    It just goes to show the power of the BBC.

  14. I’m disappointed I was expecting more fireworks.

  15. She’s angry because he’s beating another chick behind her back.

  16. whoa… who would have thought that the little ignorant self centered shit stain known as Chris Brown would yet again disrespect Rihanna? I’m shocked.

    • so what

      I’m more curious as who respects Rihanna? She doesn’t seem to respect herself. She’s as skanky as it gets and seems mighty proud of it.

  17. KC

    Did Rihanna just make a good decision in her life? I never thought I’d see the day.

    I’m just kidding. I know they’ll get together, break up and repeat until one or both of them die.

  18. Adam Frawley

    Insanity is doing things the same way and expecting a different outcome , time after time . So is stupidity , so hard to differentiate between the two in most cases .
    Dumber than a rusty bag of hammers .Chris Brown is dumber than a greasy bag of hammers , or anvils , or depleted uranium slugs , anything dense

  19. MILF

    Just in time to release their new holiday album entitled “Karrueche and the Douche”.

  20. Cock Dr

    Dummy will be back banging him before Xmas.

  21. ferfr

    too bad she just got his nickname tattooed on her neck. i knew from the size of her giant fivehead that she had to be special ed.

  22. poopy

    OH MY GOD duh! She’s dirty monkey trash with a bunch of money. They put a bunch of makeup and clothes on her but it’s all just an act. In reality she’s just ghetto trash.

  23. What an idiot

    “Goodbye muthaf–ker.” “You give, you get, then you give it the f–k back,” “Examine what you tolerate.”

    Not very smart at all. She’s an illiterate Bahamian hood rat who’s more interested in getting tattoos, being an attention whore and a slutty dumbass than being a singer.

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    Didn’t she JUST get a tattoo of Chris Brown?!

  25. How the fuck does this dude actually get two women to fight over him?

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    Such class, as always.

  27. Ronaldo

    Whats wrong with the head of this woman. Get some dignity

  28. Arska

    She’s a great role model for any young lady into exciting and dangerous men.

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