Chris Brown Sings About How Bad He Wants To F*ck Rihanna On Her New Song

February 21st, 2012 // 124 Comments
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When word got out last week that Chris Brown would appear on a remix of Rihanna‘s “Birthday Cake,” obviously there were some strong reactions, although some were tempered by the fact this could all just be hype and/or there’s a good chance Chris Brown only sings a quick couple second hook. Turns out it’s way worse than that because not only did they release two tracks, Chris Brown sings about how bad he wants to fuck Rihanna because it’s “been a long time” to which she responds, “Remember how you did it? Remember how you fit it? If you still wanna kiss it, come, come and get it.” So here’s just a quick reminder of who exactly Rihanna’s singing about make-up banging because her label convinced her it would sell more albums. Also, she did kind of peep his phone causing this whole mess, so in a way they’re the (second) real victim in all this:

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’
” The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’
“Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
“Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
“Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
“Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
“Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
“Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response.

In fairness, I don’t see how you respond to that without writing a song where your attacker gets to lick your birthday cake vagina. It’s practically a reflex.

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  1. ...

    Did I hear correctly? One of the lines in the song is, “you know you want to bite this?” Because he literally did. …So unbelievably tasteless, so awful. Abuse isn’t just physical, it’s psychological as well. That is one of the reasons abused women stay with, (or in this case return to), abusive men. It’s important that that’s understood, and carefully considered before scathing remarks are made about the victim.

  2. Tahnee

    Let’s just hope these dumb fuckers don’t reproduce.

  3. Carla

    Dumb fuck auto-tuned girl whose dignity can be bartered by Jay Z for a pack of cigarettes and a contract extension./The End.

  4. suck it

    I liked her up until this…. I lost so much respect for her.

    I’m no longer a fan.

  5. karrots

    its my first time to read the report and well into the first paragraph, i am shocked. i wont be able to look that person in the eye let alone work with him. i am OK with Chris Brown’s comeback as long he regrets what he’s done. but from what im seeing, he’s doesnt even have the humility to accept the harsh criticisms that one would expect when emerging from a situation like this.

    as for R.. come onnnn. if its label pressure, then be the bad ass chick that you present to people.

  6. Brooke

    Oh this is sad… This is really in poor taste. This mindless attack in the form of biting and licking and reducing a woman to a mere pound cake… It’s sickening. I’m absolutely furious that this whole thing will just lead to two psycho brats getting even richer. After this, there can be no forgiveness for either party.

    And that police record? That was even worse!

  7. CJ

    this song is awful… so there is that…

  8. JAZZY JAZZ

    WTFF??? HOW U DRIVEN AND BEATING THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEBODY AND THEY LET U DO IT WOWOWOW?? IF THAT WAS ME WE WOULD HAVE WRECKED REAL TALK! RIHANNA POOR BABY MAYBE CHRIS DIDNT BEAT U LONG ENOUGH TO LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR GOOD!! I MEAN U CANT FORGET THAT BEATING AND U GOTTA FORGIVE BECAUSE GOD SAYS FORGIVE BUT GIRL PLEASE I WOULD NOT BE BACK WITH CHRIS AT ALL OR WORK WITH HIM PERIOD I WOULD BE AFRAID I GUESS THAT DICK MUST BE WORTH DYING FOR BECAUSE THAT AINT LOVE THATS INSANITY…

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