Chris Brown Sings About How Bad He Wants To F*ck Rihanna On Her New Song

February 21st, 2012 // 124 Comments
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When word got out last week that Chris Brown would appear on a remix of Rihanna‘s “Birthday Cake,” obviously there were some strong reactions, although some were tempered by the fact this could all just be hype and/or there’s a good chance Chris Brown only sings a quick couple second hook. Turns out it’s way worse than that because not only did they release two tracks, Chris Brown sings about how bad he wants to fuck Rihanna because it’s “been a long time” to which she responds, “Remember how you did it? Remember how you fit it? If you still wanna kiss it, come, come and get it.” So here’s just a quick reminder of who exactly Rihanna’s singing about make-up banging because her label convinced her it would sell more albums. Also, she did kind of peep his phone causing this whole mess, so in a way they’re the (second) real victim in all this:

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’
” The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’
“Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
“Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
“Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
“Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
“Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
“Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response.

In fairness, I don’t see how you respond to that without writing a song where your attacker gets to lick your birthday cake vagina. It’s practically a reflex.

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  1. Sing with her.
    Kill her.
    Go to prison.
    Get all the dick you dream of, Chris.

  2. Confusus

    Sometimes you have to concede that some people like Rihanna are just stupid, and leave it at that.

    Maybe CB will beat some sense in to her.

    • I doubt she’s certifiably stupid, just co-dependent.

      I’ve seen this shit play out in IRL. Its so gross.

      • Raggedy Ann

        Some women just like getting smacked around a little to remind them they are worthless. It’s unfortunate but it’s the simplest explanation.

      • Alyssa


        Really? REALLY? She’s a victim now? Go look up the definition of victim. It does not have the words “invited trouble right back in the door”.

        Rihanna was the victim – emphasis on was. If she had come out even once – ONCE – and called CB the SHITHEAD he is, we wouldn’t be here. For some reason, here we are, 3 years later, and her (and maybe to put it better, her camp) have gone and done this.

        You want to know what hurts? Women all over the world who were victims watching her and her camp pretend that the little ‘incident’ was just a minor setback.

        CB & Rihanna are both stupid shit heads for what they’ve done, and they deserve each other.

        meanwhile, I will put my sympathy towards REAL victims

    • Alyssa

      She is as stupid as they get, and she perpetuates the stupidity and brings, other women down with her.
      If it were possible to deserve what happened to her (and it’s not) she would deserve it.

      She needs to grow the f up

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Well said, Alyssa.

      • Alyssa


        Really? REALLY? She’s a victim now? Go look up the definition of victim. It does not have the words “invited trouble right back in the door”.

        Rihanna was the victim – emphasis on was. If she had come out even once – ONCE – and called CB the SHITHEAD he is, we wouldn’t be here. For some reason, here we are, 3 years later, and her (and maybe to put it better, her camp) have gone and done this.

        You want to know what hurts? Women all over the world who were victims watching her and her camp pretend that the little ‘incident’ was just a minor setback.

        CB & Rihanna are both stupid shit heads for what they’ve done, and they deserve each other.

        meanwhile, I will put my sympathy towards REAL victims

    • CJ

      wow you guys are so right! I just love how in this society everybody blames the victims for what happened to them :) it’s really refreshing to react to domestic violence by calling the woman involved mentally deficient…please don’t ever stop making asshole comments on the internet, it’s just so lovely!

      • TheSupFan

        are you crazy??? EVERYONE sided with her when it happened. people were even understanding when she explained he was her first love and so she had residual feelings for him….but for her to go make a song WITH him about him licking her pussy for the whole world to hear just makes her look a pathetic, stupid, horny ho.

      • Carla

        What SupFan said: A+

  3. Honestly, I’m not even mad at either of the them. They have an agressive team behind them who want to put the ” incident” (by incident I mean, punching her, biting her, trying to kill her, and telling her he was gonna kill her. this police report is a delightful read) as forgiven and forgotten.

    My problem with it is that Chris seems to never have seen the “incident” as anything but a bump that lost him some money and some fans (a few people let’s be real). Rihanna didn’t want to be a poster child for domestic violence (as it is her right), so she got over it. His team is grateful for this.

    Again, the team behind them is AGRESSIVE AS HELL and they are powerful enough to make this douchebag perform at the grammys and presenting it as “the comeback of a long lost prince returning to his former glory.” Poor him. If the PR hadn’t been so pathetic (seriously, a priest?) it might have looked like it was sincere. Alot of money is being made because those “two lovebirds” are at peace. Nothing more, nothing less. The single will sell a whole fucking lot. Bloggers and such have been bought already (Hi Perez). Their PR is making sure that Rihanna looks over it and that we should too.

    • Edie

      You’re the only one here that’s making sense. Thank you.

      It’s sad that there’s so much money at stake for making it look like it wasn’t domestic abuse and attempted murder, but a lover’s spat where time heals all wounds. If you look back to the Eminem and Rhianna song from over the summer, the one where her vocals talk about how much she likes the pain and his talk about how he only hits because he just ~loves too much~, it’s pretty much the same story.

      I don’t know, maybe she has forgiven him. That’s her right, I suppose, and I suppose there’s probably some Christian values something about forgiveness and second chances. But I think it sends the wrong message, which is that love and domestic abuse are somehow connected, except that love puts victims into the hands of their abusers.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Apparently you didn’t read any of the other comments. Lots of people here are making sense. We are aware that it was domestic abuse and attempted murder. Weirdo.

  4. derpino

    I have no respect left for Rihanna. I obviously hope she isn’t assaulted again, but I won’t feel sorry for her if it does happen (I guess even Chris Brown isn’t THAT stupid, but who knows).

  5. D-chi

    I am so, so horrified. Why are people still buying his songs? Why isn’t he in PRISON?

  6. You know, there was a time when people would go to great lengths to hide their trashiness.

    We should maybe, just maybe, attempt to emulate that.

  7. El Jefe

    This chick is a complete imbecile and a moron, there is really nothing else to say. I honestly hope he does beat the shit out of her again, it is sad to say, but she truly deserves it. She is literally the definition of a simpleton.

    • justagirl

      nice. it’s always so nice to see someone supporting people getting the shit beaten out of them. way to stay classy, san diego.

  8. Nicki25

    So you’ve been writing these references to “Chiefin white people” as though it was Rihanna who brought it up, but in your entry with the twitters she wrote “Chiefin **while** ppl write letters…” which has a different meaning, obvi.

    I haven’t bothered to look up which is the error but I thought I’d point out that she hasn’t written anything about white people from what I can see.

  9. Nicki25

    Yeah I don’t see anything to support the headline.. “Rihanna puts a curse on white people”….unless I missing something ?

  10. Nicki25


  11. Rihanna Suspenders Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she just so ghetto fabulous?
    My candidate for dummy of the year.

  12. Rihanna Suspenders Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t want to hear a word about it the next time he tunes her up. But I will.

  13. Lupe

    They are both absolute trash.

  14. Rihanna Suspenders Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I had a friend who used to dress like this…

  15. stacy

    She got the shit beat out of her by him. She had time away from him and now she wants to be back with him. Ok but when you call the police, they are not to respond. It is obviously your choice to be with that douchebag so you can’t cry for help anymore.

  16. ds78

    She really is an idiot. Also, look at her grammer. She can’t spell to save her life! Garbage.

  17. I took a dump in Chris Brown's open mouth

    “Yo girl, I wanna pummel you to a bloody pulp and then break every bone in your body ‘fore setting your ass on fire.”

    From CB last single with RiRi.

  18. Brought It

    Well fuck me, I never read the detailed report before now and good god damn that is some fucked up shit. Maybe a song about S&M was not in her best interest.

    • qwerty

      What the fuck? S&M is 2 WILLING participants doing sth they’re into. Beating the shit out of your girlfriend is not S&M, and being into S&M does not mean you wannt your boyfriend to suffocate you till you lose consciousness, idiot.

  19. Catarina

    I must say I am shocked. I lost all the respect I had for Rihanna. She was a victim of abuse and now she is trying to profit from it, telling everyone that as long as a couple of years have gone by it’s okay to do stuff like this. She lost a fan, no more CDs, concert tickets or even a single youtube view from me. I hope their careers go down the drain.

  20. Frank Burns

    I didn’t think anyone could leap ahead of Lindsay Lohan in the celebrity stupidity department, but Rihanna just left her miles behind. Get some therapy, Rihanna.

  21. Rihanna Suspenders Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish Rihanna would do porn and get it over with. You know that is her next step

  22. PAF!

    She must have read all the tweets over the past year from females who wrote things along the lines of: “You can beat me anytime, Chris!”.
    Then, realizing she was losing a potential female fan base, she and her label arranged a duet.
    More vapid cunts wanting a borderline talented black dude to punch the fuck out of their faces so he can fuck ‘em with his long skinny dick afterwards, while at the same time NOT boycotting the music from his (“she obviously had it coming to her!”) Ex means more $$ in Rhianna’s pockets.

    Are the Obamas the ONLY “famous” black people in the U.S. with a sense of class and a modicum of decency?

    • Felonious Monkey

      Wow, way to end your post with a racist remark.
      You extrapolate that the Obamas are the only famous black people who are classy and decent because of this ongoing Rihanna/Chris Brown thing? Are you joking?

      • El Jefe

        I did not find his comment racist at all. If anything he was pointing out the fact that black society instead of punishing and shunning Chris Brown like they should instead are running to support him and others like him if for no other reason than he is black and that black people and families should strive to be more like an Obama type family.

        If you read his fans’ comments, you notice a lot of them support him for no other reason than they think he is somehow being targeted and persecuted by the evil white man and not because he beat the living shit out of another human being, his own girlfriend.

        Are there a lot of racist people out there? Yes, but you have to admit, black society has some serious problems and a lot of morons running around in it that unfortunately bring down the rest of the race.

      • Elisa


      • vekfan

        ^this is yet another example of a black person who can’t read or write.

        I’m not racist but seeing this all the fucking time is pushing me towards it.

      • Rooster

        I’ve noticed that if somebody is using ALL CAPS

      • Rooster

        then that person is probably black.

        Doesn’t matter if they are using all caps on the internet or on public transportation. Look and listen for ALL CAPS… It’s a black person every time.

      • Anon

        Lol, this thread made me laugh. Paf wasn’t racist. But I still think Bill Cosby is the coolest black guy out there due to his Pound Cake speech. I was reading El Jefe’s comment and agreeing, then I saw Elisa’s comment and it was just icing on the cake! I almost wonder if that WAS a racist white person trying to prove that black people often live up to their stereotype.

      • Alyssa

        you forgot AZNs whO uSEd to haVE acCounTs on XAnGA… DoeSn’T NE1 reMemBeR thE ALTeRnATinG CaPs fRoM thE EaRLy 2000s ?1?!?!?!?!??!?

      • ReaderLeafer

        Way to end an interesting thread with a fucking stupid post.

    • dude. that is racism. look it up in a dictionary.

    • Alyssa

      I bet you think I’m white too, right?
      Is it possible for an asian person to be racist against other asians?

      (actually yes…but)

      The point was not just white people are racist

      • Alyssa

        PS. expecting academic quality discussions on a site nammed “the superficial’ is kind of dumb. The economist this ain’t

  23. bearandbu

    Sounds like CB has changed his idea of foreplay with Rihanna. I heard he used to just say “Yo bitch, I got a knife” and she’d get wet.

  24. Rihanna Suspenders Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope next time he beats her, he kills her. Totally seen enough of this chick with a dick. It’s people like this who justify racism

  25. Clarence Beeks

    they are both disgusting.

  26. mickey B

    she has to wear the A on her jacket so everyone knows she likes being abused.

    • Marley

      That’s for adultery. Try reading a little before saying stupid shit on the internet. And anyway, it’s really none of our business. If Rihanna and Chris want to be together again (which they don’t, I’m sure they weren’t even at the studio at the same time, it probably took zero effort on her part because I doubt she had to deal with him at all) then that’s their prerogative.
      It seriously amazes me how much people care about what people do in their personal lives or relationships with other people, and how much judgement they need to pass to feel good about their own lives. It sickens me.

      • mickey B

        ‘that’s for adultery’

        you are a dumb bitch, aintcha?

      • Alanis Morrisette

        It seriously amazes me how much people care about what people do in their personal lives or relationships with other people, and how much judgement they need to pass to feel good about their own lives. It sickens me.


      • dooood

        i think it’s cool alanis finally found out the definition of irony

      • Well, the A on Rihanna’s jacket is dark blue, and I’m pretty sure that the A in The Scarlet Letter was some shade of red. If only the movie version I saw hadn’t been in black & white…

      • D-chi

        I’m pretty sure it just became public. Once you decide to send a worldwide message that domestic violence is acceptable, you just lost your right to privacy.

    • KayKay

      Just in case you didn’t know this mickey B, but by you writing “wear an A on her jacket” this is from a book/ also a movie if you can’t read, of the SCARLET LETTER by Nathaniel Hawthorne. The main character was made to wear the letter A for adultery when she was accused for sleeping with a married man. Now granted you probably didn’t mean to reference the book, but that doesn’t mean that Marley is stupid for telling you the correct reference….

      • KayKay

        Also, I think Alanis still has issues with the word, Irony

      • mickey B


        my god you fucks are dumb.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Alanis, this topic upsets people because there are so many mentally deficient children out there that appear to idolise CB and Rihanna. We worry about the CHILDREN. No one cares what happens to those two punkass abuse junkies.
        The only people calling us judgmental are the ones that think beatings are okay. Do you give them or receive them?

  27. “Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chris Brown’s fists excite me! NA NA NA COME ON”

  28. grobpilot

    If she’s going back for round two, I have no sympathy for her and she’ll deserve what’s coming. She stands a better chance of walking into a fire and not getting burned.

  29. vekfan

    Is it just me or she is actually looking ‘whiter’, same with chris brown, some weird shit going on there.

  30. Snack pack

    RiRi is no Tina Turner, unfortunately. Didn’t this same scene play out decades ago with Ashford and Simpson?

  31. NewGuy

    I want to stick my penis in her vagina.

  32. Can we NOT post anything about these 2 pieces of shit unless it has something to do with one getting the shit beaten out of them and one becoming someone’s bitch in prison.

  33. Josh

    I sincerely hope that no one feels sorry for her when he actually kills her this time because it will absolutely be her fault. If you’re stupid enough to put gun in your mouth, whether you have the intention of pulling the trigger or not, then you are absolutely responsible for the consequences if it does indeed go off and kill you.

    • D-chi

      I’m torn between the urge to avoid victim blaming and the urge to point out that it will be at least partially her fault if she gets back with him.

  34. the snowman

    pssssst: this is a N*GGER’s kid.
    ………….she is ashamed of it.
    THAT’S WHY SHE COPPIED THE “Gwen Stefani”-look.

  35. Yoyo

    He’s not gonna beat her because they aren’t even together. He’s with Karrueche Tran.

  36. RC

    Thank you for running the description of this horrific, inhumane incident along with this story. The mind tends to soften celebrity behavior in retrospect. Fine, but this is one that shouldn’t be forgotten, not only for its abuse of women, but for its sadistic nature and Brown’s total lack of remorse.

    • D-chi

      Why can’t anyone else see that he’s some sort of psychopath? I guess they’ll figure it out when Greta van Susteren has to cover the Rihanna murder case someday.

  37. Matt

    I guess he’d like to hit that.

  38. bitingontinfoil

    Who gives a shit, they’re both douchebags.

  39. Huh…Whitney looks good.

  40. Rhianna

    look u dim chiefin whiteys, it ain’t no ting ta get a bing bang u know if it make green.

  41. Joaquin ingles

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m gonna laugh my ass off when she gets the shit beat out of her again.

  42. drunk again

    Hopefully next time he beats her, he will smash a watermelon over hear monkey head .. Chris Brown FTW

  43. Both are selling sex due to no talent. both are coke addicts. both gross me out completely. Riri way to be an example to young girls. Chris, way to just be gross all the damn time. They deserve eachother.

  44. commonsense

    Idiots. Both of them. How about a restraining order anyone?

  45. blah

    The Sanctimonious strikes again. Maybe you could use a different font when your inner repressed Christian starts pushing out.

  46. Herman Bumfudle

    chris brown enjoyed trying to kill rihanna, i’m sure that’s what he meant.

  47. ME

    M U R D E R – S U I C I D E


  48. Shway00

    so why is he not in jail?!

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